The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[cookiecat]

hey... c-mere.

Iinot too drunk to zhare a shecret.

shumdei... shum... someday; ingunna feature in that "turnd ya on" thread.

fer seryus

*hands Stag another drink*

I'll have what he's having

me too!!

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

* Walks in and sits at the bar

Circadian rhythms are bullshit

Also pretty sure this glass has a hole in it.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

well that seems like an unwisely blind request

I've mentioned before how odd my tastes lean

http://cs626131.vk.me/v626131955/fba8/zgFrA0q039Y.jpg

really though.. I'm more of a buttershots kinda guy.

That tickles my funny bone!
AB- what what!

 

[cookiecat]

I cannot sleeeeeep

 

[cascadiabound]

I cannot sleeeeeep

Sorry honey...
Warm milk?

 

[cookiecat]

I cannot sleeeeeep

.... said the girl who feel asleep 10 minutes after she wrote this!!

Sorry honey...
Warm milk?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

well that seems like an unwisely blind request.

Adventure, my friend, adventure!
I'm always up for a challenging one

 

[LucyBee01]

Vodka and tonic please.
Had one. Maybe another is in order.

 

[cookiecat]

Vodka and tonic please.
Had one. Maybe another is in order.

I think a celebration is in order - Lucy's here drinking! Another one is definitely in order!!

 

[Farawyn]

Adventure, my friend, adventure!
I'm always up for a challenging one

Vodka and tonic please.
Had one. Maybe another is in order.

I think a celebration is in order - Lucy's here drinking! Another one is definitely in order!!

Meet you all at mom's.
Maybe a little wine with my whine.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Meet you all at mom's.
Maybe a little wine with my whine.

I'm down.

 

[LucyBee01]

I think a celebration is in order - Lucy's here drinking! Another one is definitely in order!!

Weeeee!

And now we are off to Farawyn's mom's place?
Should I bring a ball of string so I can find my way home again?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Weeeee!

And now we are off to Farawyn's mom's place?
Should I bring a ball of string so I can find my way home again?

String? No...
Leave a glitter trail

 

[jezzilee]

Drinking ...beer of all things. I should just go out tonight but last time I did a puppy followed me home.

 

[cookiecat]

Drinking ...beer of all things. I should just go out tonight but last time I did a puppy followed me home.

Awww! Did you keep the pup!?

 

[cookiecat]

Weeeee!

And now we are off to Farawyn's mom's place?
Should I bring a ball of string so I can find my way home again?

String? No...
Leave a glitter trail

Umm, yeah!

 

[jezzilee]

Awww! Did you keep the pup!?

It was still here in the morning! But I took it home around noon. They are so much work....need to be fed and watered and coffeed ugh. I like the older ones that feed me!

 

[cookiecat]

It was still here in the morning! But I took it home around noon. They are so much work....need to be fed and watered and coffeed ugh. I like the older ones that feed me!

OMG. zoomed right over my head.... I honestly thought a puppy puppy. Like you were in some cool movie and a little yellow lab just followed you right home.

Yup to older. As I've gotten older, I appreciate experience.

 

[jezzilee]

OMG. zoomed right over my head.... I honestly thought a puppy puppy. Like you were in some cool movie and a little yellow lab just followed you right home.

Yup to older. As I've gotten older, I appreciate experience.

Okay after I stopped laughing..... the guy was younger than my daughter *teehee* I am currently ignoring his Facebook fr8end requests .

 

[cookiecat]

Okay after I stopped laughing..... the guy was younger than my daughter *teehee* I am currently ignoring his Facebook fr8end requests .

you bad bad milf.

 

[Farawyn]

Weeeee!

And now we are off to Farawyn's mom's place?
Should I bring a ball of string so I can find my way home again?

Mom will drive you all home. Or, a slumber party?

String? No...
Leave a glitter trail

That's how we roll.

Drinking ...beer of all things. I should just go out tonight but last time I did a puppy followed me home.

Clearly a euphemism!!!

 

[Farawyn]

Okay after I stopped laughing..... the guy was younger than my daughter *teehee* I am currently ignoring his Facebook fr8end requests .

you bad bad milf.

GOOD MILF!

I am having Prosecco. And water in between. And steamed Chinese food. Ugh.
Because, health kick.

 

[cookiecat]

Mom will drive you all home. Or, a slumber party?



That's how we roll.



Clearly a euphemism!!!

I did not get the euphemism. I lack euphemism skills. We need a pointer finger going in and out of other two fingers making a hole signifying sex emoji so I'm clear.

http://i.imgur.com/4Hes1Qv.jpg

 

[cookiecat]

GOOD MILF!

I am having Prosecco. And water in between. And steamed Chinese food. Ugh.
Because, health kick.

omg. My keyboard is gross sticky from chex mix. Help me.

 

[Farawyn]

omg. My keyboard is gross sticky from chex mix. Help me.

"Chex mix" hmmmm?