The Demon that is My Beagle.

[carsonshepherd]

When his little friend died, we felt sorry for him. We thought "Awww poor thing, he shouldn't have to sleep in the kennel all alone. We will start letting him inside with the other dogs at night."

We had no idea he was such a little bastard. He has 3 German Shepherd (each double his size) backing down from him now. He takes their toys and eats their food.

Three rolls of toilet paper have fallen prey to his chewing just tonight alone. And I caught him with yet another belt, right on the heels of destroying my wallet.

He used to be so cute. His little barks were adorable. "Ooo, ooo" he would say. Now it's more like "AWWOOOO! AWOOOO!" at all hours of day and night, inside or out. While he chews up costly footwear.

We love the little asshole, though.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Poor little Eli. Sounds like he's more of a little monster now! Good luck, babe. At least he has a caring home to live in.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Two words: obedience training.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Two words: obedience training.

When we call his name he runs the other way! I can see him laughing to himself when the German shepherds sit and stay.

 

[sophia jane]

When we call his name he runs the other way! I can see him laughing to himself when the German shepherds sit and stay.

sadly, you could be describing my children.
SJ

 

[carsonshepherd]

sadly, you could be describing my children.
SJ

*snicker*

Obedience is for idiots, right?

 

[sophia jane]

*snicker*

Obedience is for idiots, right?

Well, it is supposed to be the sign of a creative, intelligent mind to be able to go your own way. Right?? God, I hope so!
They're actually not that bad. Except my one year old, who is adorable even while she shreds toilet paper all over the bathroom.

SJ

 

[Guest]

i think your beagal is trying his hand at SM. he just cant wait to smack your ass with that belt... and by letting him have his way, youre submitting to his ever sadistic tendancy....good puppy!

just found out that my mutt, cleo has a torn ACL. shes not allowed to exercise at all for a while. bummah. it gets tiring having to hold up her ass end going up the stairs ...lifting her up into the extra bed is a pain too. oy! what we dont do for our animals!

 

[carsonshepherd]

We've let him come in the house, and now he doesn't want to go back outside, ever. I have to push him out the door into the back yard. He's quite at home on the sofa and now has figured out how to jump on the bed, too.

 

[Guest]

Bye-bye, poofter!