The Democrats' (Secret) Plan for America

[cantdog]

Shazam, Zoot, that's sig-line worthy.

No way, he's got a copyright notice on it. Watch the legal beartraps!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Shazam, Zoot, that's sig-line worthy.

Watch it, honey. That baby is copyrighted.

And now that I've seen the light, I'd like to suggest that my new party support drafting poor people and welfare moms to do the fighting in Iraq. Time to end the free ride and make these lazy fucks earn their handouts, and if they get killed, who cares anyhow? It's not like they pay taxes, so what good are they?

Draft illegal aliens too and send them over there. Or at least lift the ban on shooting Mexicans, for God's sake.

 

[JamesSD]

PURE COMEDY GOLD!!!!!!!!


(wait, this thread isn't serious, it is?)

 

[JamesSD]

Ok seriously... most elected Democrats are rich. I know, it's shocking. They're not going to tax themselves out of their wealth. So just calm down, breath a little, and realize that when the Dems take over in '08, its going to largely be more of the same. Well, we might finally pull out of Iraq.

They would never push through any of these. Yeah, they want to raise the federal minimum wage from the $5.15 it was set at in 1997. OH NOES! THE POOR WILL RISE UP AND .... WHO KNOWS???



Amicus's stuff is always way better than this. Amicus has a different world view than most of us, but he doesn't just make stuff up to attempt a scare tactic.



Finally, How much more "1984" or "Big Brother" can you get than the Patriot Act? And which party wrote it again? Everyone has their own version of fair taxes, most of which involve people other than themselves paying more than they do now, and themselves paying less.

 

[MzDeviancy]

Watch it, honey. That baby is copyrighted.

And now that I've seen the light, I'd like to suggest that my new party support drafting poor people and welfare moms to do the fighting in Iraq. Time to end the free ride and make these lazy fucks earn their handouts, and if they get killed, who cares anyhow? It's not like they pay taxes, so what good are they?

Draft illegal aliens too and send them over there. Or at least lift the ban on shooting Mexicans, for God's sake.

AMEN BROTHER!

And black babies can be put in cannons and shot at insurgents! We'll be saving money on all the ammo we won't be wasting, and on all the welfare programs that go toward those girls on the darker end of the colour spectrum.

As for the babies, yes it might hurt, but it's for America and it's never too soon to start repaying us God-fearin' white folk for all the privileges we been givin' them. Why, we even took them out of dirty ole Africa and gave them jobs with free room and board way back when, and these gosh-darned Democrats and Liberals just wanna keep reachin' from our pockets to give more and more. Ridiculous, is what it is!

VOTE MABEUSE!!!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I'm glad you guys have seen the light.

Americans have finally woken up to the fact that the only thing matters in life is personal wealth, and we need a government that supports that point of view.

I was in the drugstore behind some old fart who was trying to get together $110 to pay for his prescription and I couldn't help but think what a great country this is where I don't have to chip in to keep alive this worthless piece of shit who didn't have the foresight to invest in MiscroSoft back in 1986'.

 

[Guest]

I couldn't help but think what a great country this is where I don't have to chip in to keep alive this worthless piece of shit who didn't have the foresight to invest in MiscroSoft back in 1986'.

He should have arranged to be born a Rockefeller at least! Or run for Congress and facilitated earmarks for fees. The lack of foresight of some, I tell you! Why would anyone ever be born into a poor, dysfunctional family is beyond me!

 

[Huckleman2000]

I'm glad you guys have seen the light.

Americans have finally woken up to the fact that the only thing matters in life is personal wealth, and we need a government that supports that point of view.

I was in the drugstore behind some old fart who was trying to get together $110 to pay for his prescription and I couldn't help but think what a great country this is where I don't have to chip in to keep alive this worthless piece of shit who didn't have the foresight to invest in MiscroSoft back in 1986'.

Now Zoot, someone has to work and pay taxes to support the national defense (but no more than that!). As long as they don't come after our capital gains or inheritance, eh?

 

[Guest]

As long as they don't come after our capital gains or inheritance, eh?

The inheritance is the critical part. How else can we accrue weath from generation to generation and rebuild the Feudal system?

Remember, it is better to tax Wal-Mart part timers with three kids, than dead people.

 

[672]

The momentum in this thread owns.

 

[Guest]

Now Zoot, someone has to work and pay taxes to support the national defense

If Hallibuton, Lockheed and General Dynamics woke up tomorrow as clothing manufactuers, the DoD would be disbanded in favor of the Department of High Fashion Gowns and Sequins.