The Dating Game...
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YoungGun69
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A hot oil massage.
Sparky Kronkite
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I don't know if I'd take you out.....
My mind would want to take you in.
My mind would want to take you in.
Sparky Kronkite
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Laugh?
I could just sit there and Look Stupid.
And pull my pud.
I could just sit there and Look Stupid.
And pull my pud.
R Nitelight
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Lighter fluid.
Flamethrower.
Flamethrower.
willywanker
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I'd take care of questions #1 and #2 by showing you pictures of Sparky pulling his pud.
Sorry Sparkster, well almost.
Sorry Sparkster, well almost.
plasticman33
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If laughing turns you on, I can be funnier than Jerry Seifeld!
YoungGun69
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anyone can be funnier than Jery Seinfeld.plasticman33 said:
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Re: Re: I don't know if I'd take you out.....
Some Barry White music playing in the background. Candles a little poupouri in the air. Fine wine, fine dinner on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire place.
*bratcat* said:
Some Barry White music playing in the background. Candles a little poupouri in the air. Fine wine, fine dinner on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire place.
thehorndawg
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make me laugh...
You want funny?? That would be watching me clumsily try those moves on you..
You want funny?? That would be watching me clumsily try those moves on you..
plasticman33
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Hmmm, younggun, I take it you're not old enough to stop playing with transformers. An older woman to you is probably 15 going on 16.
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What not 16?
could have fooled me honey
could have fooled me honey
YoungGun69
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plasticman33 said:
Actually I do have a transformer or two and they are worth a fortune. Besides i am older than you think.
floridaguy64
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Bratcat..............here goes...........
First of all..................
For a first date...........I'd insist upon cooking you a home cooked meal, as my culinary skills are not frequently matched. Surf n Turf, tossed fresh caesar salad (torn, not cut) with freshly grated parmasean, oregano, a tad bit of basil, a bit of crushed bacon, pumpernickel/rye croutons, a few garlic stuffed greek olives........ all smothered by a freshly made vinegrete dressing.
And as for the surf n turf............ A nicely grilled filet mignon accompanied by a tuna steak, maybe some grouper or maybe mahi mahi, a shrimp cocktail for two, some snow crab legs............and oh yeah, definately a few raw and a few more steamed oysters for stamina.
The drink for the evening would be either a Cabernet Sauvignon/White Zin/Light Merlot........... your choice...............
For Desert........................... Why you of course!!!!!!!!! As you would be the most delectable item of all. A chef I am.......... God, I am definately not............... AND GOD created the most delectable of delacacies of all.................. YOU!!!!!!!!
First of all..................
For a first date...........I'd insist upon cooking you a home cooked meal, as my culinary skills are not frequently matched. Surf n Turf, tossed fresh caesar salad (torn, not cut) with freshly grated parmasean, oregano, a tad bit of basil, a bit of crushed bacon, pumpernickel/rye croutons, a few garlic stuffed greek olives........ all smothered by a freshly made vinegrete dressing.
And as for the surf n turf............ A nicely grilled filet mignon accompanied by a tuna steak, maybe some grouper or maybe mahi mahi, a shrimp cocktail for two, some snow crab legs............and oh yeah, definately a few raw and a few more steamed oysters for stamina.
The drink for the evening would be either a Cabernet Sauvignon/White Zin/Light Merlot........... your choice...............
For Desert........................... Why you of course!!!!!!!!! As you would be the most delectable item of all. A chef I am.......... God, I am definately not............... AND GOD created the most delectable of delacacies of all.................. YOU!!!!!!!!
