The danger of photocopiers

[CharleyH]

I just re-found this after 6 years. It was one of the most amusing memos I have read.

Original:
Would spell check help here? Spot the typo. This is a genuine e-mail from the main receptionist for Sun Microsystems at Corporate Headquarters, and it went out to ALL corporate employees.

To: All Corporate Employees
Subject: Copier!
Date: July 24, 1997 12:48PM

PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE - I am begging here - keep any and all paper clips away from the copier!! We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier.

PLEASE be really, really, really careful around the copier.

Especially the document handler which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner.

Thanks for your help.

 

[Guest]

Hehehe! That's very good.

Where can I get one?

Lou

 

[minsue]

Hehehe! That's very good.

Where can I get one?

Lou

Ooh! Ooh! Put me on the list for one, too! *jumping up & down waving hand in air wildly*

 

[CharleyH]

LOL - how did I know the gorgeous brit and the half gosling/half wombat would want one of those

Hey - is this some kind of animal thread now - dog chains, dogs and wombats?

 

[minsue]

LOL - how did I know the gorgeous brit and the half gosling/half wombat would want one of those

Hey - is this some kind of animal thread now - dog chains, dogs and wombats?

You forgot to add the 'Oh my!' at the end of that sentence.

 

[NoJo]

Now, I'm laughing and I don't know why...

 

[CharleyH]

Now, I'm laughing and I don't know why...

Between papermate and OZ, I am officially rolling on the hard wood, breaking my back laughing. BMBL - think I'll use it from now on

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Um, put me on the waiting list for that copier too

-Colly

 

[Guest]

I wonder if the wizard would give me a ciggie?



Lou

P.S. No, I don't really want one.


Honest.

 

[CharleyH]

I wonder if the wizard would give me a ciggie?



Lou

P.S. No, I don't really want one.


Honest.

I thought they wwere called fags over there? That, at least, could be arranged on Lit.

 

[minsue]

Um, put me on the waiting list for that copier too

-Colly

I'll share mine with you. I'm generous like that.

 

[Guest]

I thought they wwere called fags over there? That, at least, could be arranged on Lit.

Yeah, I almost typed "fag", but last time I said something like that I got several PMs, offering all kinds of kinky sex acts.

Lou

 

[NoJo]

Wherever you find The Wizard of Oz, you're sure to find plenty of fags.

 

[minsue]

Yeah, I almost typed "fag", but last time I said something like that I got several PMs, offering all kinds of kinky sex acts.

Lou

I worked at a girl scout camp one summer with a woman from the UK. Every time she would ask to skank a suck off someone's fag it would have me in tears laughing. (I was 14. I had an even worse case of 'beavis & butthead'-type humor than I do now... )

 

[minsue]

Wherever you find The Wizard of Oz, you're sure to find plenty of fags.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Yeah, I almost typed "fag", but last time I said something like that I got several PMs, offering all kinds of kinky sex acts.

Lou

Most of which you accepted I assume????

 

[NoJo]

I thought they wwere called fags over there? That, at least, could be arranged on Lit.

Charley, twenty fags cost over $6 here. Not cheap. Most of us get our fags much cheaper by importing them from France or Eastern Europe.

 

[Guest]

Most of which you accepted I assume????

If anyone would know the answer to that, you would, you cheeky fucking git!

Katie-Lou

 

[Guest]

Wherever you find The Wizard of Oz, you're sure to find plenty of fags.

Hahaha!

 

[CharleyH]

Charley, twenty fags cost over $6 here. Not cheap. Most of us get our fags much cheaper by importing them from France or Eastern Europe.

Apparently Canadian fags are worth more at $7.60 to 8.75. Too bad you can't afford them joe, they're a good suck

EDIT - and great blow

 

[NoJo]

I've been through Canada, though I was mostly in beaver country. Next trip I'll try to do both sides.

 

[CharleyH]

Between girl scouts and beavers - jesus - BMBL!!!

Switching brands is all good

 

[Guest]

Hey, Charley, got a light?

P.

 

[Guest]

ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

It's starting again.

I cannae take any more.

Somebody, help me.

Anybody?

Where did I put that lollipop? I need to suck on something.

l

 

[Guest]

Sorry, Loulou. (Yeah, right, hahahahahaha.... )

Perdita