The Cunting Thread

[Messier82]

Think how useful a skill it will be when you need to get rid of that body.

Nar... buried bodies are too easy to detect, whether by ground radar or gas emission. The Bizzies will soon find the dead cunt, then you're cunting-well fucked for being such a lazy dumb cunt

The trick is to lay a new patio - dead givaway for here-lies-one-dead-cunt. So the Rozzers waste their time digging up your garden. But the cunt isn't there. You've been a clever cunt, chopped the dead cunt into pieces, then dropped the pieces into the sea from several different sea-going ferries. I'd recommend any vessel which navigates the River Clyde, which at 200m deep is at least twice as deep as the North Sea. Within 3-6 months dead cunt has been eaten by sea creatures and all that is left is isolated bones.

NB don't be like that dumb cunt who dropped the body in a big lake, deep freshwater lakes will preserve the dead cunt as well as a good deep freezer will.

Of course all this is merely theory...

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/IMG_1387_zpsm4kqqmcu.jpg

 

[Aglaopheme]

Fresh out of cunts today.

http://www.dollskill.com/she-s-a-total-cunt-beanie.html

 

[boomslanger]

What is the meaning of this? I do not have boyfriends. I have lovers.

Will the rusting be awake without water? The air is dry and you are in the desert. You have oxygen but you do not have any water. Does the Fe2O3 take a nap, or what?

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But that avatar looks a lot like the dame I am shagging these days she is a sexy cunt too.


cheers
Boom now doomed

 

[boomslanger]

Nar... buried bodies are too easy to detect, whether by ground radar or gas emission. The Bizzies will soon find the dead cunt, then you're cunting-well fucked for being such a lazy dumb cunt

The trick is to lay a new patio - dead givaway for here-lies-one-dead-cunt. So the Rozzers waste their time digging up your garden. But the cunt isn't there. You've been a clever cunt, chopped the dead cunt into pieces, then dropped the pieces into the sea from several different sea-going ferries. I'd recommend any vessel which navigates the River Clyde, which at 200m deep is at least twice as deep as the North Sea. Within 3-6 months dead cunt has been eaten by sea creatures and all that is left is isolated bones.

NB don't be like that dumb cunt who dropped the body in a big lake, deep freshwater lakes will preserve the dead cunt as well as a good deep freezer will.

Of course all this is merely theory...

what is all this about dude? How does it tie up to post up above??


Cheers
Boom the Doomed

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_m66lteLLUE1rv9ucgo1_500_zpspj1edyqt.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://fumaga.com/i/let-me-love-you-cunt-car-radio.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/B1tOfnPCUAAlYDR.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://fumaga.com/i/let-me-love-you-cunt-car-radio.jpg

Haha. Love it!

 

[HarryHill]

You cunt's still about then?

 

[Fata Morgana]

You cunt's still about then?

Oh aye. Never stop cunting Harry.

 

[kbate]

This Cuntalata name isn't anywhere as good as Smegma Moogana. Laurelle, change it back!

 

[Phelia]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UDkOrydOrpM/UL-TufBeZuI/AAAAAAAAARE/rBVWaNF6wb0/s1600/1329764871117_6847191.png

 

[Fata Morgana]

Aww.

 

[girlsmiley]

This cunting thread.