The Cry Me a River Thread

[Linedrive]

Do you consistently find yourself logging onto the internet to air your grievences...? Do your panties get twisted in a knot over the US government...? Do you sit at your computer late into the night, pausing only to wipe the froth from your trembling lips...?

If you do, this is the place for you. Sign in, discuss all the evils in the world America has brought upon everyone. Discuss how Bush is really Satan. You are at home here, there is no accountability and no responsibility, you can freely blame what ever reason your life sucks on whomever you choose.

Enjoy...

 

[PepperminTrish]

Hey, I'm just glad that this isn't a Justin Timberlake thread.

 

[Linedrive]

You're suppose to cry here Trish, smiley icons are frowned upon. Would it help if I played that song for you...?

 

[April]

Everything is Yayati's fault. Damn him. Damn him to the everlasting fiery torments of hell!!!!!!!!

*wipes froth away*

 

[Gaucho]

No, no, no. It's all that Swedish Feltmeister's fault.

What a putz.

 

[Lancecastor]

You don't need to be foaming at the mouth to know GW Bush is Satan.

On the upside, guess that gets Bill Gates off the hook...

 

[PepperminTrish]

You're suppose to cry here Trish, smiley icons are frowned upon. Would it help if I played that song for you...?

I think offering to play that song for me officially makes you a MEANIE!!!
I can't believe you'd be that cruel.
I mean really, making someone listen to Justin Timberlake.
*shudders*
Mean I tell ya, just mean!
Here I was, thinking happy thoughts and now you've made me cry!


Was that any better ........ I'm not good at this whining and crying stuff but thought I'd give it a try for you

 

[brokenbrainwave]

but I prefer to spread my unique version of sunshine and detest for the feds all over.

I am multi-tasked like that

 

[Rubyfruit]

Waaa, waaaa, waaaa.....my entire body is having menstral cramps right now.

I can whine about anything I want here, right?

 

[Linedrive]

You're making progress Trish. On that note "Checkers" was feeling left out and wanted to participate.

Braaaaaaaack! The US is evil
Braaaaaaaack! The US is evil

 

[April]

MenstrUal, damnit.

 

[Gaucho]

MenstrUal, damnit.

Damn it is two words.

 

[8ball]

Literotica, come for the porn. Stay for the enlightened repartee,

 

[Mia62]

Waaa, waaaa, waaaa.....my entire body is having menstral cramps right now.

I can whine about anything I want here, right?

Watch out...Lance is trolling people with red tide pics.

 

[Lancecastor]

Watch out...Lance is trolling people with red tide pics.

Would you prefer I refer to it as a "Visit from Aunt Flo" ?

 

[Mia62]

Would you prefer I refer to it as a "Visit from Aunt Flo" ?

To tell you the truth...the fact that you went into a thread aimed pretty much at just women and picked up on that info about me is way too freaky for me.

 

[snowbunnie]

I believe boy bands are the cause of all the worlds major conflicts. Oh wait, this isn't a thread about Justin Timberlake.

 

[littlekateyes]

 

[JazzManJim]

I believe boy bands are the cause of all the worlds major conflicts. Oh wait, this isn't a thread about Justin Timberlake.

Well, I believe you could end a number of the world's major conflicts with the proper application of boy band music.

Then again, you'd violate the Geneva Convention...

 

[snowbunnie]

Well, I believe you could end a number of the world's major conflicts with the proper application of boy band music.

Then again, you'd violate the Geneva Convention...

Hmm. Should we be searching Iraq for copies of "No Strings Attached" ?

 

[JazzManJim]

Hmm. Should we be searching Iraq for copies of "No Strings Attached" ?

LOL!!

The only real counter to something like that is the repeated playing of "Muskrat Love", I think. It's taught in any reputable War College.

 

[snowbunnie]

LOL!!

The only real counter to something like that is the repeated playing of "Muskrat Love", I think. It's taught in any reputable War College.

This would explain the guys in black suits and sunglasses buying old Captain and Tenille records the other day.

 

[JazzManJim]

This would explain the guys in black suits and sunglasses buying old Captain and Tenille records the other day.

Ssssssh!!

You never saw them. They were never there.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Telemarketers! NO I do NOT want new siding today. Junk mail! NO I do NOT want another credit card. Cyber Junk Mail! NO I do NOT want to enlarge my penis! or want viagra or naked pics of Brittany Speers! Whew - there I feel better.. Thanks....

 

[snowbunnie]

Telemarketers! NO I do NOT want new siding today. Junk mail! NO I do NOT want another credit card. Cyber Junk Mail! NO I do NOT want to enlarge my penis! or want viagra or naked pics of Brittany Speers! Whew - there I feel better.. Thanks....

Notice the reference to Brittany...who of course is forever linked to Justin Timberlake. A boy band connection? Of course!