The Crotchless Bodystocking

[oralaccents]

https://dtpmhvbsmffsz.cloudfront.net/posts/2016/03/28/56f981c036d59466790089bc/m_56f981c036d59466790089bd.jpg

These make an excellent icebreaker on any first date. Have her put it on under whatever she’s wearing in lieu of underwear.

 

[bbx56]

^^^perv

 

[oralaccents]

I realized over valentines weekend that i’ve bought bodystockings for 100’s of women. Catnip. Guaranteed sex.

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2015/11/06/300/14232150.gif

 

[bbx56]

is this sex you seak of

WITH YOU

 

[oralaccents]

is this sex you seak of

WITH YOU

Well I’m not buying some strange woman a crotchless bodystocking so she can have sex with you.

Go buy your own women and lingerie!

 

[bbx56]

Well

If I wanted to buy it for em I would

I was hoping YOU would do the right thing for me

 

[beew]

There's a group of you guys on the GB who have such high standards for women:
- old enough to be my daughter - check
top model looks - check

 

[oralaccents]

Remember, women want to fuck.

All you need to do is establish the conditions under which she wants to fuck you.

"As a woman, I'm an adamant supporter of sex on the first date when I feel like it. I hate that we've been socialized to withhold sex from men and use it as a dangling carrot. Treating sex like a prize or an arbitrary milestone teaches us to suppress our sexual desires for the sake of gender and social norms. The only question you should ask yourself when deciding if you want to have sex should be 'Do I want to have sex?'"

 

[oralaccents]

There's a group of you guys on the GB who have such high standards for women:
- old enough to be my daughter - check
top model looks - check

I only pursue women that i find top model attractive.

What’s the problem with that?

 

[bbx56]

I only date women who are a 10!

 

[bbx56]

on a scale of 1 to 100

I cant be THAT picky

 

[beew]

I only date women who are a 10!

 

[oralaccents]

None of us is perfect and we all make mistakes.

So, pursue whoever you want. Be a frequent flyer. Be free.

 

[bbx56]

what?

you are a 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


on a scale of 1 to 3,287

 

[beew]

what?

you are a 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


on a scale of 1 to 3,287

lol good one

 

[oralaccents]

The Chinese are leaders in crotchless bodystocking design and manufacture.

Would it be such a bad thing if we could be more friendly with China?

https://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00JFGTwWyPQZce/Ladies-Erotic-Bodystocking-Fishnet-Sexy-Lingerie-with-Crotchless-Design-8969.jpg

 

[bbx56]

lol good one

tee hee?

 

[Matthew Craig]

Yeah, but they're not one size fits all bro. That's the last thing i'd bring on a first date.

 

[oralaccents]

Yeah, but they're not one size fits all bro. That's the last thing i'd bring on a first date.

If you cant tell all her sizes just by looking at her, you have work to do.

 

[Matthew Craig]

If you cant tell all her sizes just by looking at her, you have work to do.

Don't get me wrong, it would be a good idea once you're at that stage in the relationship, but first date? Nothing says "i'm a cringe worthy creep" like handing her a crotchless body stocking and telling her to put it on.

 

[oralaccents]

Don't get me wrong, it would be a good idea once you're at that stage in the relationship, but first date? Nothing says "i'm a cringe worthy creep" like handing her a crotchless body stocking and telling her to put it on.

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it a few hundred times.

Like most things, practice makes perfect.

For me, it works every time. But in the early years, mistakes were made.

https://content.pornpics.com/2017-07-19/273175_01.jpg

 

[Matthew Craig]

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it a few hundred times.

Haha, i'll give you a once or twice. Maybe three if she was an escort.

 

[oralaccents]

Haha, i'll give you a once or twice. Maybe three if she was an escort.

Not joking. 100’s.

 

[oralaccents]

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/5LgAAOSwc-tY3kQc/s-l300.jpg

Women love them and never buy them for themselves.

 

[Emerson40]

Hey Penthouse Letters, Lance here.

The trouble with getting banned is that unless you want to (further?) subvert the Rules by re-registering as an alt, you don't get a chance to say Goodbye.

I don't use alts, so I won't be back.

The purpose of this note is to ask (should you feel it appropriate to do so) to please pass along my best wishes to the entire GB community.

Lastly, my email address is included should anyone wish to contact me. [No. It's not. That's against the rules. If anyone wants it, send me “Yellow-Shirt Wiggles Guy”, a PM]

I had a wonderful time on the GB, never bore anyone any actual ill-will ever, and will certainly miss the place.

Cheers, thanks... and all the best;
Lance

Flanderization, exemplified.