The Countdown (FML)

[IhateClowns]

I find that a fresh tampoooon helps me on my heavy flow days... jus sayin




as for the bouts with jake...he brought that on himself and I know i don't feel bad for anything I said. though I do agree that the light and fun of this place is what keeps me coming back and not having to rag on someone..


i try not to take this board more serious than it is...

It has nothing to do with Jake. It was brought to my attention that the Dear X post I made above was seen by someone from another board. Taking it completely out of context thy made an assumption that I had some sort of relationship with Grace the person the post was about.

I didn't have any relationship with her other than a couple of PM's months prior to all the shit going down. I received an email from her explaining he side of things. An unsolicited email but because I posted that post this person brought it to all of their attention that I was one of the guys he had some sort of relationship with.

That is why I have sort have had it aroun here. You can't post anything without it being scrutinized and poured over. I get this is a public forum but me stating I can't wrap my head around something means I am fucking this person???? I hadn't talked to her in months prior to a post she made a week or so ago.

It is petty bullshit like that. That is what makes me question why I am her sometimes. I also realize that fuckers like that who don't bother to PM or ask a question before jumping to their own conclusion and going in attack mode can only do that through a computer screen. At 6'5 260 I would love for anyone of those fuckers to meet me in an alley.

Never knew that a computer screen made it to where anyone can be a bully or an asshole without so much as a slap on the wrist. I must be ignorant and niave because I honestly never knew it till I signed up here.

 

[jake34]

I find that a fresh tampoooon helps me on my heavy flow days... jus sayin




as for the bouts with jake...he brought that on himself and I know i don't feel bad for anything I said. though I do agree that the light and fun of this place is what keeps me coming back and not having to rag on someone..


i try not to take this board more serious than it is...

Not so sure about bringing it all on myself. I had a big part in it and have tried to apologize for that. I will now try to learn from the experience and try to be a better person. That is all I can do at this point.

 

[jake34]

It has nothing to do with Jake. It was brought to my attention that the Dear X post I made above was seen by someone from another board. Taking it completely out of context thy made an assumption that I had some sort of relationship with Grace the person the post was about.

I didn't have any relationship with her other than a couple of PM's months prior to all the shit going down. I received an email from her explaining he side of things. An unsolicited email but because I posted that post this person brought it to all of their attention that I was one of the guys he had some sort of relationship with.

That is why I have sort have had it aroun here. You can't post anything without it being scrutinized and poured over. I get this is a public forum but me stating I can't wrap my head around something means I am fucking this person???? I hadn't talked to her in months prior to a post she made a week or so ago.

It is petty bullshit like that. That is what makes me question why I am her sometimes. I also realize that fuckers like that who don't bother to PM or ask a question before jumping to their own conclusion and going in attack mode can only do that through a computer screen. At 6'5 260 I would love for anyone of those fuckers to meet me in an alley.

Never knew that a computer screen made it to where anyone can be a bully or an asshole without so much as a slap on the wrist. I must be ignorant and niave because I honestly never knew it till I signed up here.

This is pretty well said.

 

[IhateClowns]

5 more posts to go till I can feel the shame and self loathing wash over me as I stand in front of the mirror.

 

[LusterMunky]

5 more posts to go till I can feel the shame and self loathing wash over me as I stand in front of the mirror.

Tell me you love me, then you'll have only 4 more posts to go.

I'm such a whore.

 

[NeonKnickers]

5 more posts to go till I can feel the shame and self loathing wash over me as I stand in front of the mirror.

Embrace this! You big deal, you.

 

[Raindear816]

Clowns, it's a pleasure to see your posts, my friend. And I personally love seeing your smile and giggling at your fantastic sense of humor. Welcome to the 10K Club!

 

[BradBigBrain]

All of lit is waiting with bad breath for your final five posts.

 

[IhateClowns]

Tell me you love me, then you'll have only 4 more posts to go.

I'm such a whore.

Nice to see you around again...

All of lit is waiting with bad breath for your final five posts.

As am I...10,000th post is going to be EPIC though. Been working on it for about 2 weeks now

Embrace this! You big deal, you.

I keep telling msyelf that everyday..soon I am gong to start believing it...just you watch

Clowns, it's a pleasure to see your posts, my friend. And I personally love seeing your smile and giggling at your fantastic sense of humor. Welcome to the 10K Club!

Hey stranger..thank you. 10k is a club huh? Do we get a letterman jacket? Gaudy ring? Something?

 

[IhateClowns]

I am on the edge. My heart is racing. I am unsure if my pacemaker can actually take all this stress and drama. What will that 10,000th post be? Will it be a bitch fest? Will it be retrospective? Will it be funny? Will my laptop start buzzing and beeping with virtual confetti flying all over the screen?

I just cannot imagine the joy, the excitement, the pomp and circumstance that will surround the post afer my next one.

Should I type it out again or just copy and paste it?

Hmmmmmm. Decisions Decisions

 

[LusterMunky]

I would like just say in advance that I think Clowns #10000 post is the most fantastic post in the History of Lit.

This way, I don't have to post after.

 

[IhateClowns]

I can just see it now. The dark sky being lit up by fireworks. The rockets red glare. Everyone saluting as I walk through this McDonalds as I Hijack their internet. I can see everyone standing and singing.

Go ahead you can sing along with them:

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain;
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood,
From sea to shining sea.

O beautiful for heroes proved
In liberating strife,
Who more than self their country loved,
And mercy more than life!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine,
Till all success be nobleness,
And every gain divine.

O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam,
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self control,
Thy liberty in law.


I am getting misty. This is such an emotional moment for me. Through hard work, broken fingers, misinterpretations, posts that make you go hmmmmm, the laughs, the cries, the loves gained and lost. I have made it. I have done it.

This truly is a spectacular moment for me. A few years ago I was this wide eyed unknowing virginal young poster. Not a care in the world when I came here. Now I am this hardened, cynister, don't give a fuck, questioning everything cynical bastard.

Thanks to lit and the PG I feel like I have done 20 years in prison and I am now finally able to stop being my bunk mates bitch. Yes 10k post means I am all grown up. I can post and play with the big boys.

WOW. Mom, Dad you will never see this, but because of your alcoholism dad, and your too scared to leave him mom I was able to to fortify my position here at lit and with willful determination I have now reached the mountain top.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BradBigBrain]

I have tears in my eyes as I write this. I am so so so proud of you.

 

[ClownHater]

I can now breath a much needed sigh of relief. I have 9990 plus more posts to go woohoo!!!

 

[winegirl]

Waiting with breath that is bated for the epicness, IHC.

 

[Iamnotthe1]

This is pretty exciting!

 

[ClownHater]

Waiting with breath that is bated for the epicness, IHC.

This is pretty exciting!

The silliness is over

There isn't going to be a 10k post. Now I am a good 9960 or so away.

That way I feel like I have a life outside of lit.

 

[BradBigBrain]

The silliness is over

There isn't going to be a 10k post. Now I am a good 9960 or so away.

That way I feel like I have a life outside of lit.

A whimper AND a bang. Now that's a good way to go.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

The silliness is over

There isn't going to be a 10k post. Now I am a good 9960 or so away.

That way I feel like I have a life outside of lit.

Wimp....

I'm at 22K...mine's bigger than yours.

 

[ClownHater]

A whimper AND a bang. Now that's a good way to go.

Yes. It really is. The build up intensifies and then BAM!!!

Nothing.

 

[ClownHater]

Wimp....

I'm at 22K...mine's bigger than yours.

Yes it is. No argument here. I will once again put forth maximum effort to reach that milestone of 10k. I cannot believe I got so close and fell short of it. My parents are so disappointed.

 

[lovemonster]

The silliness is over

There isn't going to be a 10k post. Now I am a good 9960 or so away.

That way I feel like I have a life outside of lit.

You utter tart. Get it posted before I come round there with the ball gag and monster strap on.

 

[ClownHater]

You utter tart. Get it posted before I come round there with the ball gag and monster strap on.

Funny both of the statements in that post are not happening

 

[lovemonster]

Funny both of the statements in that post are not happening

You're a spoilsport

 

[ClownHater]

You're a spoilsport

I just love my ass that much