The Confessional

[sallythescorpian]

ICT despite being on a diet, I have spent the afternoon making Lasagne for tomorrow's dinner, Roast chicken with all the trimmings, for tonights dinner, and milionairs short bread.

yep the diets going well.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

ICT Hitting a wall while writing. Not a story, oh no, I can't write a sex scene. Needless to say, I feel like a fucking wanker! This shouldn't be that hard, I'm a healthy sex crazed male like the rest of the universe yet I can't write a scene that I am happy with. Fuck this is annoying, it's been 3 days now.

*throws an empty water bottle for good measure, workin out some frustration*

Suggestion? Practice makes perfect.
Write a scene with someone.

ICT I'm not comfortable with people worrying about me. I know that isn't fair to them, but its just how it is.
ICT this makes me keep things inside. I know that isn't fair to me or to them, but its jut how it is.

ICT This is making me nervous. And now concerned.
ICT now my imagination is running away from me and all sorts of horrible things have befallen or will befall my amazing girl.

 

[dragonrazor]

ICT despite being on a diet, I have spent the afternoon making Lasagne for tomorrow's dinner, Roast chicken with all the trimmings, for tonights dinner, and milionairs short bread.

yep the diets going well.

I confess that I'm considering the logistics of moving to Ireland o.o

 

[Vail_Indigo]

ICT This is making me nervous. And now concerned.
ICT now my imagination is running away from me and all sorts of horrible things have befallen or will befall my amazing girl.

ICT I share more with my girl than with anyone else

 

[Light Ice]

I confess that I'm considering the logistics of moving to Ireland o.o

They wouldn't pay you disability. You'd have to get a job. I'm not sure you even know what that entails.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

They wouldn't pay you disability. You'd have to get a job. I'm not sure you even know what that entails.

Sneaks behind the ice man and bites his ear.
Not in my confessional.
Besides there are other things you could be doing.
giggles lightly in his ear and lets him go.

 

[LoganDarkHolme]

They wouldn't pay you disability. You'd have to get a job.

he has a point

 

[dragonrazor]

he has a point

Find me a job that doesn't have to do with sales, telemarketing, cleaning, or cooking. Then say he has a point

I confess that it be rather warm for September.

 

[Light Ice]

Find me a job that doesn't have to do with sales, telemarketing, cleaning, or cooking. Then say he has a point

I confess that it be rather warm for September.

I honestly have no idea what you are attempting to say.

 

[LoganDarkHolme]

I honestly have no idea what you are attempting to say.

he means find him a job that doesnt involve actuall work

 

[dragonrazor]

I honestly have no idea what you are attempting to say.

Can't work at cooking or cleaning due to the heat in an industrial kitchen and the fact that most cleaning supplies used in hotels and other such places can trigger my epilepsy. Can't do telemarketing or sales because of xenophobia and other issues with interacting with people.

 

[dragonrazor]

he means find him a job that doesnt involve actuall work

No, if you'd been paying attention, you'd know I can't work that kind of job due to my epilepsy and its triggers of environmental stress and toxic fumes.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

ICT I give up. I give permission for Light Ice, Logan and Draggy to go at it in bloody chorus. To the victor go the spoils.

steps out of the confessional.

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

ICT I give up. I give permission for Light Ice, Logan and Draggy to go at it in bloody chorus. To the victor go the spoils.

steps out of the confessional.

Prods her gently with a raised brow

Since when do you give up on anything, stubborn, bratty girl?

ICT I am SO not fucking looking forward to this trip. There is a reason I have not spoke much to, or seen my immediate family in years. People like them are why people like me need medication. >.<

 

[FuckFantasy]

I confess that my own fantasies make me blush.

I'm not the blushing type.

 

[Jokas_Wild]

I confess that my own fantasies make me blush.

I'm not the blushing type.

Must be filthy then. Bravo.

ICT I am trying to be the king of snappy remarks. Though in my quest I have to unseat LI and that guy scares the shit out of me. New Yawkers are tough mutherfuckers!

 

[Vail_Indigo]

I confess that my own fantasies make me blush.

I'm not the blushing type.

I confess I wanna make her blush

 

[FuckFantasy]

Must be filthy then. Bravo.

ICT I am trying to be the king of snappy remarks. Though in my quest I have to unseat LI and that guy scares the shit out of me. New Yawkers are tough mutherfuckers!

Haha, EVERYTHING I want is filthy. It's more the setting or the situation that has me feeling bashful.

But so lusty.

LI is pretty damn good as our reigning smart ass. But I always love a good competition - give it your all.

 

[FuckFantasy]

I confess I wanna make her blush

I look like a strawberry right now.

Ohh, juicy, red, dripping, sweet...

Fuck.

 

[Jokas_Wild]

Does giving it my all involve my spleen? Hell, I can even package deal it in with my appendix, scrap those free loading SOB's.

Lusty. What an awesome word, props for using it.

One last thought. The word Moist. Sounds kinda pornographic huh? Chew on that one for awhile.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

I look like a strawberry right now.

Ohh, juicy, red, dripping, sweet...

Fuck.

licking my lips hungrily

 

[Ausus_girl13]

Prods her gently with a raised brow

Since when do you give up on anything, stubborn, bratty girl?

When I hit terminally pissed about three seconds ago. Fuck it. They want to litter the confessional with stupid ridiculous jabs they can go fucking nuts.

I know for a fact that LI is a better man than this, and I for once would like to fucking see it here.
And logan. You know that I hate it when you pull crap around me. Doesn't stop you, but here you are.
Draggy. Please. What else can be said. We tiptoe around him, when his inane posting drives us all nuts. I feel sorry for him, which is why he isn't on ignore.

Fucking fool that I am, I keep thinking that humanity can be redeemed, when really, that's just a foolish notion of a fucking stupid little girl.
Someday. I promise to grow the fuck up.

Until then. Sure. make the confessional into a bloody war for the three of them, till testosterone paints the walls.

 

[dragonrazor]

When I hit terminally pissed about three seconds ago. Fuck it. They want to litter the confessional with stupid ridiculous jabs they can go fucking nuts.

I know for a fact that LI is a better man than this, and I for once would like to fucking see it here.
And logan. You know that I hate it when you pull crap around me. Doesn't stop you, but here you are.
Draggy. Please. What else can be said. We tiptoe around him, when his inane posting drives us all nuts. I feel sorry for him, which is why he isn't on ignore.

Fucking fool that I am, I keep thinking that humanity can be redeemed, when really, that's just a foolish notion of a fucking stupid little girl.
Someday. I promise to grow the fuck up.

Until then. Sure. make the confessional into a bloody war for the three of them, till testosterone paints the walls.

I would like to point out that I wasn't making jabs.

I confess that I feel the need to say IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE TO GET APPENDECTOMIES.

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

When I hit terminally pissed about three seconds ago. Fuck it. They want to litter the confessional with stupid ridiculous jabs they can go fucking nuts.

I know for a fact that LI is a better man than this, and I for once would like to fucking see it here.
And logan. You know that I hate it when you pull crap around me. Doesn't stop you, but here you are.
Draggy. Please. What else can be said. We tiptoe around him, when his inane posting drives us all nuts. I feel sorry for him, which is why he isn't on ignore.

Fucking fool that I am, I keep thinking that humanity can be redeemed, when really, that's just a foolish notion of a fucking stupid little girl.
Someday. I promise to grow the fuck up.

Until then. Sure. make the confessional into a bloody war for the three of them, till testosterone paints the walls.

Tsk Tsk. Letting boys get you all worked up again. Don't you have an insatiable woman to keep you distracted? If not I might have to volunteer my services when I have a little more time.

I have this wonderful gift to skim through things on this forum that irritated me but are not really worth worrying about. I will teach you if you feed me cookies.

Other than that there is much more important things to read about. Like bite marks on Cherry's thighs and FF's fantasies, and strawberries.

If that doesn't do it for ya darlin we can trade boob pictures.

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Tsk Tsk. Letting boys get you all worked up again. Don't you have an insatiable woman to keep you distracted? If not I might have to volunteer my services when I have a little more time.

I have this wonderful gift to skim through things on this forum that irritated me but are not really worth worrying about. I will teach you if you feed me cookies.

Other than that there is much more important things to read about. Like bite marks on Cherry's thighs and FF's fantasies, and strawberries.

If that doesn't do it for ya darlin we can trade boob pictures.

Hmmm I think I just called myself an insatiable woman with that post... Ah well maybe I'll just let it go. At least it will get some giggles. Off to the store >.<