The Confessional

[Liar]

I threw your cat at Abs when I found out she turned me in to the Feds.

I think they'd like each other.

 

[Guest]

My name is sweetsubsarahh, and I write porn.

*sob*

 

[shereads]

My name is sweetsubsarahh, and I write porn.

*sob*

I was raised by people who consider 'hell' a 'cuss' word, 'pussy' a kittycat and 'cock' a male chicken. I read porn.


Edited to add:

...which doesn't excuse your sin, of course. Repent, pornographer. Or be doomed to eternal heck!