The Confessional

[shereads]

My money market checking account netted $0.16 in interest for 2005. I'm not reporting it to the IRS.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'm wearing a cock ring

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I'm eating chocolate... but it's *good* chocolate!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I reported Sher to the IRS.

 

[impressive]

Yes, I did.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I spent all the Christmas money I got on barebacking twink porn and booze.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

*sobs*

I never learned to read!

*sobs*

Q_C

 

[Guest]

 

[cloudy]

when I took my shower this morning, I put my pajamas right back on.

 

[sophia jane]

I just opened a bag of special dark chocolate chips so I could eat em by the handful. I'm desperate for chocolate.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Weepingguitar]

I too am supposed to be working, but I'm roaming the Lit forums and exchanging very steamy PM's ^_^

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I have ADHD and am addicted to caffeine and the "Age of Empires: Rise of Rome Expansion" PC game.

 

[Weepingguitar]

I have ADHD and am addicted to caffeine and the "Age of Empires: Rise of Rome Expansion" PC game.

YES!!!! Huzzah for AoE!!!!!!!!!

...sorry...I'm a geek...

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

YES!!!! Huzzah for AoE!!!!!!!!!

...sorry...I'm a geek...

So am I, according to my slave.

 

[Weepingguitar]

So am I, according to my slave.

Perhaps I shall nip off and play a little Civilization....

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Lmao. I have Civ 3 but need a better video card to play it. Once that happens, I'll be hooked on it too.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I took a poor innocent fool's money.

I should have known he wasn't in his right senses. Even odds on the Seahawks?!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I've worn the same pair of jeans for about a week running...
I changed tee shirts yesterday, though

 

[rgraham666]

I gained ten pounds in the last year.

 

[elsol]

I was REALLY hoping this person would cross the line... I had the sledgehammer in one hand and the shotgun in the other.

Fuck!

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[CharleyH]

My money market checking account netted $0.16 in interest for 2005. I'm not reporting it to the IRS.

Consider yourself LUCKY

 

[Liar]

I just threw my cat across the room.

(She likes that, ditzy thing.)

 

[shereads]

I just threw my cat across the room.

I threw your cat at Abs when I found out she turned me in to the Feds.

 

[logophile]

I have a very sore throat.
And I kissed her anyway.