The Confessional

[TheOlderGuy]

We're non-denominational
and non-judgmental.

Come-on, we've all been there,
said or done things we regret.

Come here,
spill your guts
and feel some relief.

If you like
one of us will give you
some penance to do.

But no guilt trips allowed.

So what have you done?

 

[SweetBrie]

I have nothing to confess I'm a pure sweet angel.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I have nothing to confess I'm a pure sweet angel.

you expect us to believe that?

 

[SweetBrie]

you expect us to believe that?

Which part?

 

[cookiejar]

I have nothing to confess I'm a pure sweet angel.

http://bostonblueyes.com/smilies/whistle.gif

 

[done_got_old]

We're non-denominational
and non-judgmental.

Come-on, we've all been there,
said or done things we regret.

Come here,
spill your guts
and feel some relief.

If you like
one of us will give you
some penance to do.

But no guilt trips allowed.

So what have you done?

Today I've been good. Seriously. I haven't done anything bad or wrong.





YET!

 

[MindFire]

Older Guy are you completly crazy??

Im not posting my sins Mortal or Venial
on the Boards..
They will all go out and copy them...
My sins are so good..
and then I will have to mention names and then
it will start a ball rolling that cant be caught..
No sir.. Not me... BUT i hope to god the rest do
cause i will be watching and taking notes..

 

[TheOlderGuy]

sweetbrie -- i'm guessing there were several 'parts' involved.

cookie -- we have a whole viseotape file of you, and you weren't just whistling 'dixie'

dgo -- time to get busy

mindfire -- come on, just a little bit. we'll give you protection. yeh, that's it, we'll put you in the sinner protection program, and nobody will even know who you are, or where you live, or why you have those moldy leftovers in your fridge. comeon, spill it.

 

[MindFire]

Hey how did you know i had moldy stuff in the fridge?

well if you can assure me of the sinner protective program
(SPP)

Ill give it a whirl ... looking around

I confess to using instant tanner on my legs..
Yes i do..
and I buy Box cakes..
I have more but Ill wait.. till the rush is over, you know they are standing in line here.


will you be giving absolution? or just collecting sins...

 

[TheOlderGuy]

ok, MF, good job.
you'll find you'll feel lighter the more you confess.
but that was a great start.
and all is forgiven, of course.
it always is.

the fridge -- hmmmmmmm
promise me, twice a year
you'll pull everything out,
throw out the gross stuff,
wipe down the shelves,
and do 'something', anything
to imrove your diet.

the box cakes,
well for now, just share,
and make an honest attempt
to get more daring.

the fake tanner,
i don't know,
that's a hard one.
try getting out in the sun more,
N A K E D

come back and tell us more . . .

 

[redrider4u]

I have nothing to confess I'm a pure sweet angel.

I agree sb...........next to you the Olsen girls look slutty........

 

[TheOlderGuy]

they ARE looking kinda overripe lately, aren't they?

 

[MindFire]

Ok went out into the sun Nakid.. the fire whistle blew
the fire men came up and threw a tarp over me..
they said the glare was dangerous use a tanner.
Ok so thats out..
But I have another sin to tell..
I have noticed the girls all have beautiful names
just an observation...

Well one of the nurses I work with is Getting Married..
so we went out to a male stripper club.. so she would
Know what "IT" looked like and such.. She is pure
like most of the confessors in here..

So the dancing MAN came out on stage, It was dimly lite.
and real sexy music started to play, I tapped my feet..
the ladies started pounding on the tables..
the lights came up.. there he was in a "LEOPARD underwear.
and he began to dance and stopped right in front of me and the bride.. and took off his leopard underwear..

I gave him ten dollars, the bride started to laugh,poor child
any way thats my confession for now....

hugs

 

[TheOlderGuy]

$10??? oh, my word.
the guys probably got kids he's supporting, you know.
ok, ok, we can fix this.
here's the deal.

get the firemen back.
convince them to do a lap dance for you.
give each of them a fifty.
firemen have kids, too, you know.

oh, and, there's no need to tip me.
but you can flash us any time.

 

[cookiejar]

Okay olderguy, since when do priests dress like your av? Lol, my great aunt is a nun, I can just see her face

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by cookiejar
Okay olderguy, since when do priests dress like your av? Lol, my great aunt is a nun, I can just see her face

wow if they did I would go to church more....

Hmmm a confession...lets see well I have to say I also have been very angelic but i have been hearing OOOOoo God alot lately whats that mean

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Okay olderguy, since when do priests dress like your av? Lol, my great aunt is a nun, I can just see her face

but cookie, we're non-denominational here.
so tell your friends, we'll take them, too.
tell your aunt, well, how old IS your aunt?
well, just do it. we like that theme.

oh, and, btw, how the hell are you?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

wow if they did I would go to church more....

Hmmm a confession...lets see well I have to say I also have been very angelic but i have been hearing OOOOoo God alot lately whats that mean

well, there are several possibilities,
none of them alarming,
tho some may require further confessions.

1) you could be having sex in your sleep.
2) your neighbors windows might be open
3) you left the "springer" show on in the next room
4) your horse found Mr. Ed

do some investigation, and let us know. we care.
nice to see you here. nice to see you anywhere.

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by TheOlderGuy
well, there are several possibilities,
none of them alarming,
tho some may require further confessions.

1) you could be having sex in your sleep.
2) your neighbors windows might be open
3) you left the "springer" show on in the next room
4) your horse found Mr. Ed

do some investigation, and let us know. we care.
nice to see you here. nice to see you anywhere.

nice to see you too....oh I have another confession..I voted for Bush in the last election

 

[cookiejar]

but cookie, we're non-denominational here.
so tell your friends, we'll take them, too.
tell your aunt, well, how old IS your aunt?
well, just do it. we like that theme.

oh, and, btw, how the hell are you?

Ummmm my aunt is in her 70's...

I'm goddamn good...you? lol

 

[cookiejar]

nice to see you too....oh I have another confession..I voted for Bush in the last election

ROFL...so did I...

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by cookiejar
ROFL...so did I...

Heres another I am attending a republican fund raiser dinner..this will send poor older off the deep end...

 

[cookiejar]

Heres another I am attending a republican fund raiser dinner..this will send poor older off the deep end...

I confess I went to a Republican picnic this summer...

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by cookiejar
I confess I went to a Republican picnic this summer...

well alright Cookie !!!!want to be my date to the dinner..we can wave to Older when the camera is on us..LOL

 

[TheOlderGuy]

nice to see you too....oh I have another confession..I voted for Bush in the last election

well, you're pushing the boundaries of forgiveness.
but the penance is easy.
you must attend every campaign stop
that ralph nader has, and listen closely.
and, are you sorry yet?