The Confession Box

[oggbashan]

I skipped my Spanish class - again.

I know all the swearwords I'm likely to need and the formal stuff is boring.

Og

 

[SeaCat]

Sins huh? Well I suppose that depends on what you consider a sin.

I patted my wife on the ass, (Read copped a feel,) when we met in the hall during work, in front of her co-workers. Shocked some of the grey right out of their hair I'm sure.

I explained to the only female co-worker who I am the least bit attracted to on my floor exactly what I would do to her if we were ever caught alone in a broken down elevator. She laughed and told me to keep that thought in mind.

Oh and I'm downloading some porn. (But is it a sin if I'm also downloading pictures of naked guys for my wife?)

Cat

 

[cloudy]

Ok,....then,...can I tell?

......naw, on second thought, I'll just let others wonder.

. .

 

[yui]

I ran the stop sign at the end of my road.

I yelled obscenities at feral turkeys that were gobbling in my yard at 5 o'clock this morning.

I had prurient thoughts about 223 ½ times, but, um…well, I only touched myself in an impure way once…or mebbe twice. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/redface.gif

 

[brightlyiburn]

Or Aspergers.

I sure hope you have Aspergers, to make a comment like that. Because if you don't, as someone with Aspergers, I don't find it funny.

 

[Guest]

im without

so i can cast the first stone.

 

[TheEarl]

I got bored in a lecture and spent the last 20 minutes thinking about a Lit story that I'm planning on writing, instead of taking notes on programming Languages.

And I'm currently skipping a three hour lab. I did have a very good intention of working on my notes.... but you can probably guess how well that's working out.

The Earl

 

[Belegon]

I flirted with the cute barista's at Starbucks...but I always do that. Then the times I go in with my wife she wonders why they are so happy to see me...

 

[English Lady]

I have done far less housework than I planned to do

I have also contemplated throttling both the hubby and the daughter...but I did resist

I am sure there are more sins in my day though *L*

 

[Belegon]

My youngest is watching Barney....

confession: I have thought about throttling an effeminate T-Rex...

I love you
You love me
We all hate
Bar-r-r-ney
With a double barreled shotgun
Meet him at the door
No more Purple dinosaur!

 

[carsonshepherd]

My youngest is watching Barney....

confession: I have thought about throttling an effeminate T-Rex...

I love you
You love me
We all hate
Bar-r-r-ney
With a double barreled shotgun
Meet him at the door
No more Purple dinosaur!

You are so sexy when you get all filled with rage...

 

[English Lady]

My youngest is watching Barney....

confession: I have thought about throttling an effeminate T-Rex...

I love you
You love me
We all hate
Bar-r-r-ney
With a double barreled shotgun
Meet him at the door
No more Purple dinosaur!

Oh I've been there many times belegon....many sympathies to ya!

 

[SeaCat]

My youngest is watching Barney....

confession: I have thought about throttling an effeminate T-Rex...

I love you
You love me
We all hate
Bar-r-r-ney
With a double barreled shotgun
Meet him at the door
No more Purple dinosaur!

Time to clean the damned monitor again.

Cat