The Confession Box

[scheherazade_79]

Everybody on the AH seems just a little bit too perfect these days, so it's time for a Truth thread.
What have you done today that you shouldn't have?
Remember - it's only when you bring something into the light that darkness is vanquished.


I'm willing to go first (in case people are feeling rather shy):

Today I ran a red light on my way to work, because it was a really long set of lights which had only just changed, and I couldn't be bothered to wait.
I threw a minor tantrum, which involved throwing someone's bag clean out of the room.
I'm now dog tired and about to smoke a joint in a corner of the supermarket carpark, because all the parks around me are pretty dodgy at night.
I also had an impure thought about Angelina Jolie on my way to work.

I hope I can be forgiven for my sins.

 

[impressive]

I took care of my (pseudo) confession in new story.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Does a two-hour lunch and talking about sex all day when I should have been working count? If so, guilty as charged. Shhh...Don't tell my boss...

 

[NoJo]

Say Three hail Mary's and then pass the spliff over.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Impressive - That's a cop out!

Elizabeth - I'm shocked. You seemed so pure to begin with.

SubJoe - Not on your Nelly!

 

[ElizabethWest]

Elizabeth - I'm shocked. You seemed so pure to begin with.

Won't you come sit at my lunch table?

 

[scheherazade_79]

Won't you come sit at my lunch table?

Of course! Like a moth to the flame!

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Today, while chatting with a female friend of mine over the net, I talked her into masturbating at work... twice.

It felt so good to get the reactions out of her that there had to be something about this that I should feel guilty for...

Now what could that be...?

 

[impressive]

Impressive - That's a cop out!

I never "confessed" when I really went to confession -- yet I have lots and lots of what the Catholics deem "sins." I imagine most of us do.

I don't have any of what I consider "sins" (i.e., the "do unto others" stuff) to confess.

 

[matriarch]

I made improper and impure suggestions to a young lady on IM .......while I was supposed to be working.(she egged me on)

I slagged off my boss to someone else.....but that doesn't count because he's a neanderthal anyway.

I used bad words to describe other drivers on the road.

I oggled women in the street while I was out shopping. (for 'oggled', read 'impure thoughts'.)

 

[Guest]

I made improper and impure suggestions to a young lady on IM .......while I was supposed to be working.(she egged me on)

I slagged off my boss to someone else.....but that doesn't count because he's a neanderthal anyway.

I used bad words to describe other drivers on the road.

I oggled women in the street while I was out shopping. (for 'oggled', read 'impure thoughts'.)

We lived, as usual, by ignoring. Ignoring isn't the same as ignorance, you have to work at it.
- from The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood

 

[Boota]

Does it count if you don't feel the least bit bad about it? And if I don't feel bad about it, it's not confession. It's bragging.

 

[Liar]

I had impure thoughts about another man's wife.

First, they were just impure thoughts in general.

Then I saw the wedding ring, paused, thought "oh well" and continued my impure thoughts.

Thus upgrading my level of sin from Minor to Major in less than 0.8 seconds.

 

[hotchkiss]

Slagged my boss off!

Told one of my workmates who is going for a supervisors job in the company what he had to do to the boss to get the promotion, he's a young goodlooking kid (the bastard!) The boss is my sister in law, a very, very large (nothing against big women as my wife is substantial so dont pillory me) Hyacinth bucket type and has a horrible attitude to her staff. filled his head with alsorts of connotations of how she would use him

We all went to the pub stayed too long and slagged the bosses off.

Blanked the boss (sister in law) cos she forgot to buy my boy a birthday present last week after phoning him to say she was getting him something special!

 

[cantdog]

I'm wicked sick

I've got a 'flu with endless hard coughing. So what I did today was reschedule my naughtiness for a date two weeks from now.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Left my wallet at home and called the SO to come to my aid as I had neither money nor food and could not get back home until 5.

SO is brilliant Brought wallet *and* lunch. A cushla, I really do adore you.

Shanglan

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Ate an entire jar of peanut butter in one sitting, then wondered why I could never lose weight.

 

[cloudy]

I'm not telling.

 

[cantdog]

I didn't either.

 

[Guest]

Everybody on the AH seems just a little bit too perfect these days...

You're 'aving a larf, aren't ya???

Perfect? HA!

I will never confess my sins on a public forum.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Left my wallet at home and called the SO to come to my aid as I had neither money nor food and could not get back home until 5.

SO is brilliant Brought wallet *and* lunch. A cushla, I really do adore you.

Shanglan

that's not a confession. Wuss.

What did I do "bad" today....

nothing yet, but the night is young

 

[brightlyiburn]

Well let's see, what did I do today?

I got out of bed. I ate breakfast. I took a shower. I went to class and turned in my journal ( ) that my teacher assigned us. I came home. I ate lunch. I spent a little time playing Animal Crossing. I went with my sister to help her pick out a couple video games, cause I'm lending her my PS2. I went to my second class. I went to dinner. I came online to check my mail...
I think the worst thing I did today was daydream about the cute guy at the hardware store. And not even dirty daydreams!
Good lord, I'm boring.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Confession time!
Well first, I.... hmm..
Then I.. hum..
After that, I managed to..

Surely I did something at least half way innapropriate today!!

Didn't I?

I'm slipping! I'm too young for this! LOL.

 

[ruminator]

I'm not telling.

Ok,....then,...can I tell?

......naw, on second thought, I'll just let others wonder.

 

[NoJo]

Does it count if you don't feel the least bit bad about it? And if I don't feel bad about it, it's not confession. It's bragging.

Or Aspergers.