The coat room...

[]ooooo(chained)]

While ya'll been talkin' to each other, I've been back here going through your pockets and I'm finding some VERY interesting things...

 

[Starblayde]

I just wonder who's been fucking under the coats....

 

[Guest]

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

Look in p_p_man's p_p_ocket!

Viagra, a matchbook from an escort company, and tickets to see Michael Moore...

 

[Starblayde]

Your mother and some arab dude with a big thick tash....forget his name....

Omar Sharif?

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

I'm betting it's PixieMischief!

 

[Guest]

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

Hanns' pockets are empty, but the string with the mittens is fun to play with...

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

Maybe she's a middle-aged gold digger.

Nothing wrong with that!

 

[Starblayde]

So your mother fucks 85 year olds?

Classy...

Oh shit i'm still laughing.... seriously!

You're a funny bitch, bitch.

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

Do you suppose this squirt gun is the uzi we've heard about for so long?

Why pink?

 

[Bidin~Time]

I hope one of you is standing lookout.

Lord knows I wouldn't want to explain why I found the 3 of you playing dressup with the ladies' coats.

 

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I just love the feel of mink on my skin...

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

That, and a pair of panty hose and I'm rarin' to go!

 

[ozraven]

Wont find anything in mine, they have had the requisit holes cut in each pocket to allow access...........

 

[eagleyez]

That, and a pair of panty hose and I'm rarin' to go!

you dont pull them over your head do ya?

mornin new name guy


how was your birthday Starblayde-

survive ok?

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

LOL

I'm the artist formerly known as SINce...

 

[breakwall]

You can take the change but leave my lucky condom, its been in there since 1998...


Maybe it isn't so lucky after all...

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

Cheyenne has a Thesaurus, one of those electronic gizmos...

Go figure!

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

Maybe even leaky by now!

Hey! This gizmo's beginning to vibrate!

 

[eagleyez]

LOL

I'm the artist formerly known as SINce...

lol

do you have a symbol even...

play purple rain for me big boy...

 

[breakwall]

Maybe even leaky by now!

Hey! This gizmo's beginning to vibrate!

a vibrating thesaurus...for all those lonely female editors.

from the people who brought you The Dicktionary.

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

We simply MUST have proper DICKtion!

Oh, look! Eagleyez has one of those Swiss Army things...

What's the big round knob for?

 

[eagleyez]

We simply MUST have proper DICKtion!

Oh, look! Eagleyez has one of those Swiss Army things...

What's the big round knob for?

hey,

keep your mits off my knob-

 

[Cheyenne]

Maybe even leaky by now!

Hey! This gizmo's beginning to vibrate!

If they had something like that that vibrated, I might actually buy one. I'm a paper calendar kind of gal. Actually, I do have a cell phone as one technology item in my life, but it doesn't vibrate.