plasticman33
Tight Jeans
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A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The Store Manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the man over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for singing.
The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds the flame under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night."
The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manger moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet starts singing, "Jingle Bells".
The husband says that Chet is perfect and he'll take him. He rushes home to his wife and presents Chet to her. He starts explaining Chet's marvelous talent. Demonstrating he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night". He moves the lighter to the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells".
The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. Curious the husband moves the lighter between the birds legs, and the bird begins to sing.........
"Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!"
The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds the flame under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night."
The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manger moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet starts singing, "Jingle Bells".
The husband says that Chet is perfect and he'll take him. He rushes home to his wife and presents Chet to her. He starts explaining Chet's marvelous talent. Demonstrating he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night". He moves the lighter to the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells".
The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. Curious the husband moves the lighter between the birds legs, and the bird begins to sing.........
"Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!"
