The Christmas Cookie/Burrito/Popcorn Diet

[carsonshepherd]

I've lost all the weight I gained over Thanksgiving weekend (I had three turkey dinners, all on different days, and another one the following weekend) eating these three things and not exercising.

I'm thinking of writing a bestseller and getting rich.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I've lost all the weight I gained over Thanksgiving weekend (I had three turkey dinners, all on different days, and another one the following weekend) eating these three things and not exercising.

I'm thinking of writing a bestseller and getting rich.

I wish I hadn't already acknowledged you as the most staggeringly amazing and superb human being who has ever lived. I'm coming up grasping for the right compliment now.

 

[NoJo]

I've lost all the weight I gained over Thanksgiving weekend (I had three turkey dinners, all on different days, and another one the following weekend) eating these three things and not exercising.

I'm thinking of writing a bestseller and getting rich.

Write it quick before you die of a coronary.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Write it quick before you die of a coronary.

Ha! the popcorn is 94% fat free and in a mini-bag. You burn more calories chewing it than it has in it.

 

[NoJo]

Ha! the popcorn is 94% fat free and in a mini-bag. You burn more calories chewing it than it has in it.

It's just like sucking cock

 

[carsonshepherd]

I wish I hadn't already acknowledged you as the most staggeringly amazing and superb human being who has ever lived. I'm coming up grasping for the right compliment now.

May I suggest, "Have you lost weight?"

 

[carsonshepherd]

It's just like sucking cock

Indeed. If you do it right, that is.

 

[BlackShanglan]

May I suggest, "Have you lost weight?"

Or possibly, "Goodness ... is your cock now an even vaster percentage of your total body mass?"

 

[NoJo]

Indeed. If you do it right, that is.

Hey, there's another book you can write

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Now, whom do I envy more, you or M, my best friend who LOOSES weight every time she gets pregnant?

 

[sophia jane]

Well, you decided it. I'm definitely making the peanut butter cookies tonight.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Or possibly, "Goodness ... is your cock now an even vaster percentage of your total body mass?"

It just looks bigger because I shaved off ... well, never mind.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Well, you decided it. I'm definitely making the peanut butter cookies tonight.

You can't put any kind of icing on them. That's not in the diet.

 

[entitled]

It just looks bigger because I shaved off ... well, never mind.

THAT explains why you lost weight!

er.. *cough*

Never mind. Carry on.

 

[NoJo]

There's a new wonder drug call Rimonabant which is being tipped as the 21st century Viagra. It stops you craving cigarettes, booze and food. Nobody is arguing whether it works -- it does. Of couse it's not been around long enough for people to know of any nasty side effects.

It works by inducing "anti-munchies" -- it works on the same brain receptors as cannabis, but in the opposite way.

 

[Guest]

There's a new wonder drug call Rimonabant which is being tipped as the 21st century Viagra. It stops you craving cigarettes, booze and food. Nobody is arguing whether it works -- it does. Of couse it's not been around long enough for people to know of any nasty side effects.

It works by inducing "anti-munchies" -- it works on the same brain receptors as cannabis, but in the opposite way.

How do you know stuff like this? Why do you know?

 

[NoJo]

How do you know stuff like this? Why do you know?

You're accusing me of reading, aren't you?

 

[Liar]

There's a new wonder drug call Rimonabant which is being tipped as the 21st century Viagra. It stops you craving cigarettes, booze and food. Nobody is arguing whether it works -- it does. Of couse it's not been around long enough for people to know of any nasty side effects.

Like accidental starvation.

Not a joke. Happened to a friend of mine. I don't know what medication she was on (it was a long time ago), but it completely fried her appetite, until she collapsed form malnourishment one day at work.

I think I'll stick to cookies and popcorn, thankyoucverymuch.

 

[carsonshepherd]

There's a new wonder drug call Rimonabant which is being tipped as the 21st century Viagra. It stops you craving cigarettes, booze and food. Nobody is arguing whether it works -- it does. Of couse it's not been around long enough for people to know of any nasty side effects.

It works by inducing "anti-munchies" -- it works on the same brain receptors as cannabis, but in the opposite way.

That is most absolutely, definitely No Fun.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Like accidental starvation.

Not a joke. Happened to a friend of mine. I don't know what medication she was on (it was a long time ago), but it completely fried her appetite, until she collapsed form malnourishment one day at work.

I think I'll stick to cookies and popcorn, thankyoucverymuch.

Me too. Don't forget burritos though, that's your protein.

 

[impressive]

Or possibly, "Goodness ... is your cock now an even vaster percentage of your total body mass?"

*applauds*

(My kids came running to see what mama was laughing at!)

 

[Liar]

Me too. Don't forget burritos though, that's your protein.

Can't get a proper burrito here.

*applauds*

(My kids came running to see what mama was laughing at!)

Gonna tell 'em? You're not *gasp* gonna lie to your own offspring are you?

 

[impressive]

Gonna tell 'em?

Oh, sure.

I just told 'em a joke they won't get:

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything! ​

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh, sure.

I just told 'em a joke they won't get:

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything! ​

LOL. Glad I hit quote so I could see the answer. Damn that lemon chiffon....

 

[logophile]

LOL. Glad I hit quote so I could see the answer. Damn that lemon chiffon....

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