The Chocolate Starfish Is My Man

[Dillinger]

Limp Bizkit
Livin' It Up

Livin' in the fast lane
This is dedicated to you Ben Stiller
You are my favorite mutherfucker
I told you, didn't I?

Drama makes the world go around
Does anybody got a problem with that?
My business is my business
Who's guilty?
Can I get a witness?
First things first
The Chocolate Starfish is my man Fred Durst
Access Hollywood lisence to kill
A redneck fucker from Jacksonville
Bangin' on the dumpster funk
My microphone machete's in the back of my trunk
Rocker's who's steady with the
He says, she says
And don't forget about the starfish navigation system
Don't hate me
I'm just an alien
With thirty seven tons of new millenium
Dum diddie dum
Where's it coming from?
Mrs Aguilera, come and get some
Oh know, which way to go
To the dance floor
It's on my stereo
Pay me no mind
I seen The Fight Club
About twenty eight times
And I'm 'a keep my pants saggy
Keep a skateboard
A spray can, for the taggin'
And I'm 'a keep a lot of girls in my beer wagon
Cause I don't give a fuck
Livin' life in the fast lane

I'm just a crazy mutherfucker
Livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
Livin' life in the fast lane

Another crazy mutherfucker
Livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
In the fast lane

Take two
Hoo haa!
Now who's the star sucker?
I'm the Starfish
You silly mutherfucker
Puff puff
Give the marujuana cig
Oops
I don't even smoke
But I love the way it smells
Here's a toast to the females
Sippin' lung champagne from a seashell
I think I gotta feel
And pop his ass like a zit
With the starfish navigation system

I'm no cheap thrills baby
Fill the briefcase with three dollar bills
I'm just an ordinary run of the mill fella
Spittin' out hella mic skillz
And I'm 'a keep my pants saggy
Keep a skateboard
A spray can, for the taggin'
And I'm 'a keep a lot of girls in my beer wagon
Cause I don't give a fuck
Livin' life in the fast lane

I'm just a crazy mutherfucker
Livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
Livin' life in the fast lane

Another crazy mutherfucker
Livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
In the fast lane

Cause it's so easy
To tell a lie
And it's so easy to run and hide
But it's not easy to be alive
So don't be wasting
None on my time

This world is like a cage
And I don't think it's fair
And I don't even think
That anybody cares
It'll leave a hole down the side of me
And it'll leave a scar
Can anybody see?
That we gotta get it out
We gotta get it out
And I'm 'a get it out
With the mutherfucken microphone
Plugging in my soul
I'm a renegade riot getting out of control
I'm 'a keep it alive
And continue to be
Flying like an eagle
To my destiny
So can you feel me? (Hell yeah)
Can you feel me? (Hell yeah)
If you feel mutherfucker then you'll say (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah, I'm livin' life in the fast lane

Cause it's so easy
To tell a lie
And it's so easy to run and hide
But it's not easy to be alive
So don't be wasting
None on my time

I'm just a crazy mutherfucker
Livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
Livin' life in the fast lane

Another crazy mutherfucker
Livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
In the fast lane

 

[glamorilla]

Whatchu talkin' about Mr. D?

 

[Marxist]

Whatchu talkin' about Mr. D?

The hot dog flavored water I think.

 

[Sillyman]

I have lost all respect for you Dill.

 

[glamorilla]

That's it....feed his gee-nee-us!

 

[Dillinger]

Allow me to be more specific:

Drama makes the world go around
Does anybody got a problem with that?
My business is my business
Who's guilty?
Can I get a witness?
First things first
The Chocolate Starfish is my man Fred Durst

The question is. White Chocolate or Dark Chocolate? Sweet or Semi-Sweet?

With or without nougat?

 

[riff]

Must see:

He did it all for the Pokee

 

[Starfish]

The lyrics to this are great though I've never heard this band. I should check it out, huh?

Is it rap? Is it hardcore?
If they are anything like the Beastie boys they might float, but I doubt it if they aren't this creative with all the lyrics to their songs. The music matters to.

 

[Sillyman]

Limp Bizkit's great if you like hearing the lead singer talk about himself every song. Musically they are a rap-metal band I believe, and the music is actually pretty excellent although most of the lyrics usually border on the redundant and occasionally moronic.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Limp Bizquit !!!


I have been a fan since way before they became popular.

I did not know you were a fan ... Dil ...

Fred rocks !

 

[Starfish]

Limp Bizkit's great if you like hearing the lead singer talk about himself... most of the lyrics usually border on the redundant and occasionally moronic.

Thank you.
Yes, this was what I figured. I think I've seen those guys on Loveline or something, and I thought the lead singer was an ego manic.

It's all good. I have full ears all of the time. I am not hurting.

 

[Dillinger]

Limp Bizquit !!!


I have been a fan since way before they became popular.

I did not know you were a fan ... Dil ...

Fred rocks !

I think they're usually fun and energetic. Not what I listen to regularly, but I like them.

And I thought the thread title and song was appropriate in relationship to some of the silliness going on here tonight.

When we meet for breakfast, does that restaurant perhaps serve Limp Bizquits and gravy?

 

[Dillinger]

Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Gecha Groove On

Yes, millenium shit
Limp Bizkit, hah, X to the Z, yeah, hah
Bringing it live to you and yours
Ladies and gentlement
Hahaha, my home boy
Yo, get at 'em dog

You don't wanna fuck with me today
Cause a little somethin' somethin'
Didn't go your way
So try not to feel like that today
Cause I'm a real mutherfucker from
Round the way

Come on

We don't give a fuck when we're rockin' the place
We're only giving a fuck
If you're invading this space
Gotta getcha groove on (Gotta getcha groove on)
Don't keep us waiting too long (keep us waiting too long)

Don't you treat me like a toy kid
Are you enjoying this?
Every single I'm alive I'm a mess
Got these laser beam mic checks
Communicating through the genelect
High tech
Kick you on the run now
Don't wanna be that guy
Every single second I'm alive
I'm alive
I don't understand why
I've got control for the candy in ya soul
I'm bumpin' up the sweetness
This is what you need
Another little piece of me
Inside of you
Cause you that I always keep it true
And that's exactly what I do
It's what I do
Yeah, it's what I do

You don't wanna fuck with me today
Cause a little somethin' somethin'
Didn't go your way
So try not to feel like that today
Cause I'm a real mutherfucker from
Round the way

Come on

We don't give a fuck when we're rockin' the place
We're only giving a fuck
If you're invading this space
Gotta getcha groove on (Gotta getcha groove on)
Don't keep us waiting too long
(Don't keep us waiting too long)

I've got breakneck delivery
No time for chivalry
Extraordinary ability
Shit longevity
Dig deep in your soul
And find yourself
Cause mind control
Can turn y'all into someone else
So fast you'll hear the party spin the fuck right off
Me and Fred about to go half of Microsoft (yeah)
Burning twenty percent
Your little half ass, direct hits
Aint even making a dent
Running the red
All hell Xzibited lick
As we attempt to bring home the championship
It's all in the rist
I still lead the league in assist
Give me the fifth
I'm drinking while I'm taking a piss

You don't wanna fuck with me today
Cause a little somethin' somethin'
Didn't go your way
So try not to feel like that today
Cause I'm a real mutherfucker from
Round the way

Come on

We don't give a fuck when we're rockin' the place
We're only giving a fuck
If you're invading this space
Gotta getcha groove on (Gotta getcha groove on)
Don't keep us waiting too long
(Don't keep us waiting too long)

I've got untapped material
I serial kill shit
Give me the real shit
X finish him off quick
Making your jaw split
When I'm touching the mosh pit
Constant conflict
Knock you faggots unconscience
Nauseous, raising the stakes
Increasing the weight
Got homies I can lay down
And lift their plate
So quit trying to invade my space
Before I call for a face to face
And gotta rest my case

This is how we do it
Just recognise
We can get you right to it
Look into these eyes
Look into these eyes
And you'll see the size of the fame
Then you might despise
The size of my game
Step the fuck back
Xzibit's on the track
You shoulda buckled up
Before your head hit the dash
You gotta hate that
A demo from an eight track
Brought me to a place
Where platinum comes in eight stack, bitch

You don't wanna fuck with me today
Cause a little somethin' somethin'
Didn't go your way
So try not to feel like that today
Cause I'm a real mutherfucker from
Round the way

Come on

We don't give a fuck when we're rockin' the place
We're only giving a fuck
If you're invading this space
Gotta getcha groove on (Gotta getcha groove on)
Don't keep us waiting too long
(Don't keep us waiting too long)