The check I got from Literotica for the New Years Eve party bounced!

[MidgetClown]

I spent several hours on New Year's Eve making jokes and creating balloon animals for everyone at the Paris Hilton Hotel.

At the end of the evening, someone came up to me and said the check for my services will be sent in the mail tomorrow.

Well, I got the check today and tried to cash it.

It bounced.

The members of Literotica that were there that night are a bunch of scum sucking bastards!

Don't ever try to hire me again!

 

[Tryharder62]

Sorry to hear about your problems Mr Midget Clown.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

hello tony

 

[MidgetClown]

 

[Tryharder62]

■"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."

 

[MidgetClown]

I think Midget Clown is funny looking.

He makes me smile.

A few day ago, I heard a gunshot and ran to my Daddy's bedroom.

When I opened the door, I saw his brains splattered all over the walls.

He evidently used the shotgun that I gave him for Christmas to kill himself.

I closed his bedroom door then ordered a Pizza from Domino's.

When the guy arrived to deliver it, I told him to go into the bedroom.

He screamed like a little girl than ran outside and called the police.

At my house, everyday is a new adventure.

How is your life?