The Challenge

[Le Jacquelope]

Ginger is Ishmael's father.

 

[RoryN]

Go to a forum you've never posted in before, start a thread, come back and report.

I just went to the Hell's Angels Forum and posted a thread titled: "Here's to the pussies who ruined the Altamont concert".

They were pretty friendly.

 

[Ishmael]

What's with the Ginger/LT thing?

I had a Brittany Spaniel bitch once that liked to bark.

I'd tell her to shut up and she'd bark again, just softer. Eventually I'd say "Shut up Ginger!" and all you could see was her cheeks puffing out. The bitch had to have the last word, always. She was a good retreiver though.

LT is like that bitch. Without the benefit of having any redeeming virtue. If he were my bitch I'd drop him off at the pound.

Ishmael

 

[miles]

That's what he likes Ish to call him.

As in Gilligan's squeeze?

http://www.star-collector.net/autographs/tinalouise.jpg

 

[TANG GOD]

I had a Brittany Spaniel bitch once that liked to bark.

I'd tell her to shut up and she'd bark again, just softer. Eventually I'd say "Shut up Ginger!" and all you could see was her cheeks puffing out. The bitch had to have the last word, always. She was a good retreiver though.

LT is like that bitch. Without the benefit of having any redeeming virtue. If he were my bitch I'd drop him off at the pound.

Ishmael

you two insolent niggers get a room already.

 

[miles]

LT on top and Rory underneath. How fitting.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Miles is pregnant with Ishmael's baby.

 

[miles]

Speak up, LT, nobody can hear you.

 

[LeahLo519]

Miles is pregnant with Ishmael's baby.

Excuse me, but miles is pregant with MY lovechild.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Excuse me, but miles is pregant with MY lovechild.

Can I quote you on that?

 

[Ishmael]

"Ginger" followed me down to the forum I posted in. Faithful bitch, useless, but faithful.

Ishmael

 

[bill-pix-trade]

Wow this turned fun in a hurry.

 

[miles]

Excuse me, but miles is pregant with MY lovechild.

You were extra gentle, just like you promised.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

ROTFLMAO!!! They're bragging about running Assmeal off the thread.

He really did shut the fuck up, all without the parting woof.

Mission accomplished.

 

[LeahLo519]

Can I quote you on that?

Do you need instructions?

 

[TWB]

Do you need instructions?

I don't know about him, but I am a little bit interested in how I could carry your love child. You wouldn't even have to be gentle.

 

[bill-pix-trade]

ROTFLMAO!!! They're bragging about running Assmeal off the thread.

He really did shut the fuck up, all without the parting woof.

Mission accomplished.

What is the point?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

What is the point?

He's not popular anywhere.

 

[bill-pix-trade]

He's not popular anywhere.

And that benefits you how?

 

[LeahLo519]

I don't know about him, but I am a little bit interested in how I could carry your love child. You wouldn't even have to be gentle.

You have to be smokin' hot like LT. He carried the fruit of my loins as well, but he'll never admit being the mother of a bastard son of a conservative.

 

[TANG GOD]

L.T was originally aborted at 5 months, but he survived and crawled outta the attending room like a creature in the night. I belame his mother, a half woman wolf, for standing next to the micowave when she was pregnant with him. The rediation gave him mutant abilities.

 

[miles]

LeahLo, you make me feel so....dirty.

Help me, Jesus.

 

[marshalt]

I started a thread in the playground, but everyone that responded was general board person.

Life sucks...

 

[LeahLo519]

LeahLo, you make me feel so....dirty.

Help me, Jesus.

Who me? How can that be, I'm so pure.

 

[miles]

Who me? How can that be, I'm so pure.

You're like...Suzy Creamcheese.