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I tried to resist and I failed.

Test your might, Test your might,
Test your might, Test your might.
MORTAL KOMBAT!
FIGHT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
(Excellent)
EXCELLENT!
Carson, Rand Paul, Bush, Walker, Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Rubio (hahahaha haha) Christie, Kasich, Trump!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
FIGHT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
(Excellent)
(Excellent)
Carson, Rand Paul, Bush, Walker, Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Rubio (hahahaha haha) Christie, Kasich, Trump!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
(Excellent)
(Excellent)
(Excellent)
(Excellent)
FIGHT!
Test your might, Test your might.
Carson, Rand Paul, Bush, Walker, Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Rubio (hahahaha haha) Christie, Kasich, Trump!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
FIGHT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
 
:D I've got the popcorn stash ready. Gaurenteed to be some of the most entertaining stuff on TV.
 
I don't think I'm gonna survive. MY friends and I are debating the drinking game rules of the debate.
 
Sean Renaud said:
I don't think I'm gonna survive. MY friends and I are debating the drinking game rules of the debate.
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I will relish in ever second of it. A drinking game sounds fun, but also quite dangerous depending on the rules.
 
Not fair that ALL the wonderful candidates are in this!!

They could run it til say 10 drop out... done... you lose!
 
I'd much prefer to see all of them on one stage, but nooooo Fox found a sure fire way to sell more advertising.
 
Which will never be seen again after this first debate??

WORSE.. .how many will eventually get some power if one of them wins?
 
True... worse... some will fund themselves for a while yet to come.

All this... and no Elizabeth Warren......... sigh!

Good Night Aglao.
 
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Whatever the rules are to the drinking game turn out to be, I don't think taking a shot after each Trump interruption or his hollow "Excuse me" would be a good idea.
 
We've also agreed that we can't take shots whenever Obama isn't called President Obama, we tried that in 2012 and. . .dear God it's a good thing we had plenty of couches cus nobody was driving that night.
 
Sean Renaud said:
We've also agreed that we can't take shots whenever Obama isn't called President Obama, we tried that in 2012 and. . .dear God it's a good thing we had plenty of couches cus nobody was driving that night.
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Not to mention BOOOSSHHH... Cause it is still his fault right?

Perhaps I should take a drink every time President Obama takes responsibility...
 
Lots of things are still Bush's fault and will remain so for years and years. Obama has honestly accepted more responsibility than rightfully belong to him. Not that Bush didn't get screwed a few times with Clinton gaffes but at least one of them (the housing collapse) is one where the only thing he could to to put off the blame is say "Well I would have done it but I wasn't president yet."
 
Don't reinvent the wheel.

1. Every time Donald Trump refers to his wealth, business acumen, or the stupidity of other politicians drink.
This is probably enough to get you drunk by itself.
2. Each time Obama's name -- or Obamacare -- is mentioned, drink.
Even though he is Constitutionally unable to run Obama is the 11th candidate on this stage.
3. Jeb Bush is going to be the Republican nominee.
He's also married to a Hispanic woman, if Jeb Bush mentions his wife or how he met her in Mexico, drink.
4. Ben Carson, who owes his entire candidacy to the fact that he's a black man who doesn't like Obama, is a retired neurosurgeon.
When doctors run for political office, they always have to remind us that they are doctors. Any time Ben Carson mentions being a doctor, drink.
5. Marco Rubio is Hispanic and his family is from Cuba.
When Marco Rubio mentions he's Hispanic or his family is from Cuba, drink.
If Rubio goes a step further and holds up a sign saying, "Hey, dipshits, there aren't enough white people to elect you by themselves any longer," finish your drinks.
6. Mike Huckabee has gone from the nice pastor you used to like when you were a kid to the creepily religious guy.
When Mike Huckabee says something creepily religious, drink.
7. John Kasich is the governor of Ohio which means he's going to be Jeb Bush's vice presidential nominee.
But we all have to pretend like there is lots of suspense in who will end up on the Republican ticket. So every time Kasich says Ohio, drink.
8. Drink when the following are mentioned: Hillary Clinton, Benghazi, or Hillary's emails.
If Donald Trump calls Hillary a bitch, which wouldn't shock me at all and would probably cause him to rise in the Republican primary polls, finish your drink.
9. Every time planned parenthood is mentioned, drink.
If it's coupled with a plea to end abortion, drink anew and pray for an awkward follow up question, "So (insert candidate here) if your 14 year old daughter got pregnant, you'd want the government to insist she keep the baby?"
10. Whenever Iran, Russia, or China are mentioned and a candidate promises to "get tough" with them, drink.
If Megyn Kelly rolls her eyes and follows up with this question, "By 'get tough' what do you actually mean?" do a shot.
11. When Chris Christie says something like, "I'm blunt, I just tell it like it is," while not being blunt or telling it like it is, drink.
If he mentions Bruce Springsteen, do a shot.
12. When Ronald Reagan is mentioned, drink.
The Republican obsession with Ronald Reagan went way past creepy a long time ago.
13. Every time a crazy ass immigration suggestion is made -- like an electric fence on the border -- drink.
Republicans lose their collective minds when it comes to immigration.
14. Drink when Ted Cruz talks about his father coming to America with money sewn into his underwear.
Also, I hate to be that guy, but will someone just tell Ted Cruz he looks and acts way too much like an asshole to ever be President?
15. When Rand Paul talks about drones, drink.
If Rand Paul talks about marijuana being legalized, do a shot.
16. Scott Walker fought the unions in Wisconsin.
When Scott Walker mentions that he fought the unions in Wisconsin, drink.
17. Everyone wants to make America great again.
When any candidate promises to make America great, or restoring America to greatness, or America is promised to be made better after eight years of awful leadership, drink.
 
Vetteman said:
Don't reinvent the wheel.

1. Every time Donald Trump refers to his wealth, business acumen, or the stupidity of other politicians drink.
This is probably enough to get you drunk by itself.
2. Each time Obama's name -- or Obamacare -- is mentioned, drink.
Even though he is Constitutionally unable to run Obama is the 11th candidate on this stage.
3. Jeb Bush is going to be the Republican nominee.
He's also married to a Hispanic woman, if Jeb Bush mentions his wife or how he met her in Mexico, drink.
4. Ben Carson, who owes his entire candidacy to the fact that he's a black man who doesn't like Obama, is a retired neurosurgeon.
When doctors run for political office, they always have to remind us that they are doctors. Any time Ben Carson mentions being a doctor, drink.
5. Marco Rubio is Hispanic and his family is from Cuba.
When Marco Rubio mentions he's Hispanic or his family is from Cuba, drink.
If Rubio goes a step further and holds up a sign saying, "Hey, dipshits, there aren't enough white people to elect you by themselves any longer," finish your drinks.
6. Mike Huckabee has gone from the nice pastor you used to like when you were a kid to the creepily religious guy.
When Mike Huckabee says something creepily religious, drink.
7. John Kasich is the governor of Ohio which means he's going to be Jeb Bush's vice presidential nominee.
But we all have to pretend like there is lots of suspense in who will end up on the Republican ticket. So every time Kasich says Ohio, drink.
8. Drink when the following are mentioned: Hillary Clinton, Benghazi, or Hillary's emails.
If Donald Trump calls Hillary a bitch, which wouldn't shock me at all and would probably cause him to rise in the Republican primary polls, finish your drink.
9. Every time planned parenthood is mentioned, drink.
If it's coupled with a plea to end abortion, drink anew and pray for an awkward follow up question, "So (insert candidate here) if your 14 year old daughter got pregnant, you'd want the government to insist she keep the baby?"
10. Whenever Iran, Russia, or China are mentioned and a candidate promises to "get tough" with them, drink.
If Megyn Kelly rolls her eyes and follows up with this question, "By 'get tough' what do you actually mean?" do a shot.
11. When Chris Christie says something like, "I'm blunt, I just tell it like it is," while not being blunt or telling it like it is, drink.
If he mentions Bruce Springsteen, do a shot.
12. When Ronald Reagan is mentioned, drink.
The Republican obsession with Ronald Reagan went way past creepy a long time ago.
13. Every time a crazy ass immigration suggestion is made -- like an electric fence on the border -- drink.
Republicans lose their collective minds when it comes to immigration.
14. Drink when Ted Cruz talks about his father coming to America with money sewn into his underwear.
Also, I hate to be that guy, but will someone just tell Ted Cruz he looks and acts way too much like an asshole to ever be President?
15. When Rand Paul talks about drones, drink.
If Rand Paul talks about marijuana being legalized, do a shot.
16. Scott Walker fought the unions in Wisconsin.
When Scott Walker mentions that he fought the unions in Wisconsin, drink.
17. Everyone wants to make America great again.
When any candidate promises to make America great, or restoring America to greatness, or America is promised to be made better after eight years of awful leadership, drink.
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Good advice.

Welcome back.
 
Sean Renaud said:
Lots of things are still Bush's fault and will remain so for years and years. Obama has honestly accepted more responsibility than rightfully belong to him. Not that Bush didn't get screwed a few times with Clinton gaffes but at least one of them (the housing collapse) is one where the only thing he could to to put off the blame is say "Well I would have done it but I wasn't president yet."
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When we remember back, we seem to forget about Congress.. When we think about now all Obama does is blame Congress..

No president really acts alone.
 
Algos_Idoni said:
When we remember back, we seem to forget about Congress.. When we think about now all Obama does is blame Congress..

No president really acts alone.
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We do, but the President get the blame and the credit for the most part. Though there are differences between Bush and Obama that are numerous.
 
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