The Cafe vending machine. . .

[kiten69]

(swiped from another board)

Ok here's how it's done. One person puts something in, the next person tells them what they get from the "vending machine" and puts something of their own in. . .

Example:

Person A: I put in an old, chewed up house slipper. . .

Person B: And you get back a St. Bernard puppy.

I put in a stack of unused CDs. . .

And so on. . .


Have fun!!!

 

[kiten69]

I'll go first.

I put in my quirt, that thing is EVIL!

 

[HB1965]

(swiped from another board)

Ok here's how it's done. One person puts something in, the next person tells them what they get from the "vending machine" and puts something of their own in. . .

Example:

Person A: I put in an old, chewed up house slipper. . .

Person B: And you get back a St. Bernard puppy.

I put in a stack of unused CDs. . .

And so on. . .


Have fun!!!

And get back a bad of candy


I put in a brand new Wii console...

 

[Chicklet]

I put in a brand new Wii console...

you get back a 3 wk old egg salad sandwich.

i put in my new kitten.

 

[Chicklet]

ps i don't suggest eating the sandwich.

 

[kiten69]

i put in my new kitten.

And you get back a tiger.

I put in my old, broken cell phone.

 

[Chicklet]

I put in my old, broken cell phone.

and got back a baby blue rotary phone from the 70's. works perfectly.

i put in the novel i just finished...

 

[the captians wench]

and got back a baby blue rotary phone from the 70's. works perfectly.

i put in the novel i just finished...

and get back a book on tape


I put in an empty bottle of anal lube

 

[HB1965]

and get back a book on tape


I put in an empty bottle of anal lube

And get it back filled with KY Jelly


I put in an old computer that still has Windows 95

 

[kiten69]

I put in an empty bottle of anal lube

And get back a glass dildo!

I put in my broken JackRabbit

 

[Chicklet]

I put in my broken JackRabbit

and get back a broken pocket pussy.

I put in my down comforter.

 

[the captians wench]

and get back a broken pocket pussy.

I put in my down comforter.

and get back a goose

I put the ky back in (I'm allergic)

 

[kiten69]

I put the ky back in (I'm allergic)

And you get back a hepafilter.

I put in a set of keys. . .I have no clue what they go to. . .

 

[HB1965]

And you get back a hepafilter.

I put in a set of keys. . .I have no clue what they go to. . .

You got back tickets to the World Series


I put in the DVD of 300

 

[the captians wench]

You got back tickets to the World Series


I put in the DVD of 300

And wenchie crawls in after it!

 

[HB1965]

And wenchie crawls in after it!

I figured someone would, LOL

 

[kiten69]

And wenchie crawls in after it!

We put wenchie in the machine? I guess I get back an attention whore

I put in my black knee high boots. . .

 

[HB1965]

We put wenchie in the machine? I guess I get back an attention whore

I put in my black knee high boots. . .

And get out fishnet hose



I put in my second favorite vibrator

 

[kiten69]

I put in my second favorite vibrator

And get back a Sybian

I put in my quirt (I know. . .I did it once but it got sent back out at me)

 

[HB1965]

And get back a Sybian

I put in my quirt (I know. . .I did it once but it got sent back out at me)

This time you get back a flogger


I put in a picture of Betticus

 

[Exogenous]

This time you get back a flogger


I put in a picture of Betticus

And got back a lovely basket of ripe figs.

I put in a bag of wooden clothespins.

 

[kiten69]

I put in a bag of wooden clothespins.

And you get back a basket of dirty laundry.

I put in a empty box of tissues. . .

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

I put in a empty box of tissues. . .

And you get back a box of cold medicine.

I put in a few scrabble letters

 

[HB1965]

And you get back a box of cold medicine.

I put in a few scrabble letters

And got back my second favorite vibrator


I put in a my latest Lit story

 

[kiten69]

I put in a my latest Lit story

And you get back a lifelong publishing contract.

I put in my ex!