the bulge report

[glamorilla]

http://www.bulgereport.com/malecelebreport.htm

see how your favorite male celebrities size up!

 

[glamorilla]

i *really* want to have sex with john rocker.

 

[Sillyman]

Maybe I don't really want to be famous.

 

[kotori]

where's your man, Vin Diesel?

 

[Silverluna]

it wouldn't load!!!!

 

[glamorilla]

sawry~i'll try to figure something out.

i also want to give matt leblanc a blow job.

 

[glamorilla]

and david boreanz

 

[Guest]

 

[glamorilla]

"George Clooney
Tighty Whities,
average size cut"

but that's ok too...

 

[Guest]

 

[glamorilla]

don't know his real name but you know he's gotta be packin'....

 

[Guest]

 

[glamorilla]

this is what the bulge reprt had to say about Ray Fiennes

"Huge, scared audiences."

 

[lovetoread]

and david boreanz

I want him too.

 

[glamorilla]

Lovetoread!

Merry Christmas sweetie...this is what the bulge report had to say about angel...

"David Boreanaz
BONERFIDE: HUGE
Hung like a donkey, big hairy balls. And likes to show it off!"

 

[Guest]

 

[lovetoread]

Lovetoread!

Merry Christmas sweetie...this is what the bulge report had to say about angel...

"David Boreanaz
BONERFIDE: HUGE
Hung like a donkey, big hairy balls. And likes to show it off!"

I, for some reason, love that description.

 

[PepperminTrish]

I want him too.

Can I have him whe you're done with him.
Assuming that there's anything of him left.


Great AV LTR and Merry Christmas!!

 

[Summery]

I'll take Jed Hildenbrand, John Rocker with a side of David Boreanaz, wrapped up in a red bow underneath my Christmas tree.

Edited to add, I think we need a Bulge report on the men of Lit.

 

[patient1]

Apparently, Ewan McGregor has an enormous appendage.

Yeah, it cuts 'droids in half.