The bloody unsociable thread

[wishfulthinking]

I am feeling fucking unsociable right now. So I'm going to sit in my own fucked up thread. Anyone else who feels like saying nothing feel free to stop by and say fuck all.

 

[EnglishMuffin]

fuckall

 

[TheEarl]

The Earl

 

[wishfulthinking]

.......

 

[carsonshepherd]

i think i just found my home

 

[CharleyH]

God English Muffin turns me on, tell me who she is CV!

Fucked up? LOL
you do not know it until you have - gone on a vacation - LOL Not only do you realize the things you absolutely HATE about others, but you learn what is irritating about yourself - LOL and it is ALL HILARIOUS eventually

We need some ..... here, NOT that I have ever ... ok forget it

 

[Guest]

Piss off.

 

[Penelope Street]

God English Muffin turns me on

I think she's kinda cute too, but maybe it's just the belligerant attitude. Oh, wait- am I allowed to say anything nice in this thread?

 

[CharleyH]

I think she's kinda cute too, but maybe it's just the belligerant attitude. Oh, wait- am I allowed to say anything nice in this thread?

BE AS rude as you FUCKING WANT!!! LOL - CV is

 

[Guest]

 

[wishfulthinking]

What the fuck is 'pound sand'?

(Piss off, I understand )

It took me a while to figure out what I was feeling - disappointment (not in myself, but in others).

Otherwise, fuck sweet all to say.

 

[Guest]

 

[kendo1]

'Feminism has hardly begun,' said Germain Greer.
That's what people always proclaim about ideas on their last legs.

Feminism was a good idea that went bad; just another revolution containing the seeds of its own corruption. In this case, the goal was equality. Barring a few minor wage differentials, women got it. Now they behave as badly as as the worst men ever did.

Germain stated that in the Stone Age men hunted while women gathered. But we have no proof of this, nor that 'men's activities were highly valued, women's undervalued.'

Today, however, the converse is true. Women's achievements are highly valued, particularly by other women. And no wonder... think of all the great female world leaders, the guitar players, the inventors.

I'm sure I don't have to name them for you.

From throwing their pants at pop stars, ululating at Greenham Common, to wearing short skirts and complaining about being ogled, women have put paid to the lie that they are irrational.

 

[Guest]

What the fuck is 'pound sand'?

(Piss off, I understand )

It took me a while to figure out what I was feeling - disappointment (not in myself, but in others).

Otherwise, fuck sweet all to say.

I always thought it was go pound sand up your ass.

At least that's what the charming young urbanites around me have said.

 

[cloudy]

I'm feeling rather unsociable today, damn it.

 

[Goldie Munro]

'Feminism has hardly begun,' said Germain Greer.
That's what people always proclaim about ideas on their last legs.

Feminism was a good idea that went bad; just another revolution containing the seeds of its own corruption. In this case, the goal was equality. Barring a few minor wage differentials, women got it. Now they behave as badly as as the worst men ever did.

Germain stated that in the Stone Age men hunted while women gathered. But we have no proof of this, nor that 'men's activities were highly valued, women's undervalued.'

Today, however, the converse is true. Women's achievements are highly valued, particularly by other women. And no wonder... think of all the great female world leaders, the guitar players, the inventors.

I'm sure I don't have to name them for you.

From throwing their pants at pop stars, ululating at Greenham Common, to wearing short skirts and complaining about being ogled, women have put paid to the lie that they are irrational.

You are so right! Women have done nothing for this world and as far as feminism goes - jeez its all forgetten now anyway!

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm feeling rather unsociable today, damn it.

that's me every day

 

[Guest]

Do you have to be bloody to post here, or just unsociable?

Because if I have to deal with another fuck-wad driver on a Friday afternoon, somebody is going to be bloody.

 

[wishfulthinking]

Do you have to be bloody to post here, or just unsociable?

and/or is acceptable. Thoughts of bodily harm to others is extremely welcome here.

[but, those fuck-wad drivers serve a purpose in making my driving look good!]

 

[ChickyBaby]

A friend of mine says "Pound sand" all the time, so another friend dug this up:

I just have to say.. I'm FROM the midwest. I've never heard this expression (or anything about pounding sand down ratholes).

unsociable? just my style.

 

[Hulder]

I woke early one morning
the earth lay cool and still
when suddenly a tiny bird
perched on my window cill

He sang a song so lovely,
so carefree and so gay,
that slowly all my troubles
began to slip away

He sang of far off places,
of laughter and of fun
It seemed his very trilling
braught up the morning sun

I stirred beneath the covers
crept slowly out of bed
Then gently shut the window
and crushed his f*cking head

I am not a morning person.

 

[Guest]

I woke early one morning
the earth lay cool and still
when suddenly a tiny bird
perched on my window cill

He sang a song so lovely,
so carefree and so gay,
that slowly all my troubles
began to slip away

He sang of far off places,
of laughter and of fun
It seemed his very trilling
braught up the morning sun

I stirred beneath the covers
crept slowly out of bed
Then gently shut the window
and crushed his f*cking head

I am not a morning person.

Neither am I. But I love this poem.

 

[cloudy]

I woke early one morning
the earth lay cool and still
when suddenly a tiny bird
perched on my window cill

He sang a song so lovely,
so carefree and so gay,
that slowly all my troubles
began to slip away

He sang of far off places,
of laughter and of fun
It seemed his very trilling
braught up the morning sun

I stirred beneath the covers
crept slowly out of bed
Then gently shut the window
and crushed his f*cking head

I am not a morning person.

PMSL!!!

that's perfect! Mornings aren't my friends, either.

 

[Hulder]

I wish i could say that i wrote it. It was posted in another forum i belong to with no credits given, so i have no idea where it comes from originally. If anyone knows, please let me know and i'll give credit where credit is due.


Back to the topic though, here's a few of my personal favourites:

I am trying to see things from your point of view,
but I can't get my head that far up my ass.



Don't worry if I bite your head off.
I'll spit it out later.



I have P-M-S and a G-U-N.
What was it you wanted to say?



Your God was nailed to a cross.
My god carries a hammer.
Any questions?



Fighting for peace
is like fucking for virginity!

 

[Guest]

The last one was funny.