The Blazing Saddles/Monty Python Quote thread.

[Roxanne Appleby]

It's twu! It's twu!

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.









Oh darn - all I get is a 'yawn' for this one. Oh well, I get no kick from champagne; mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.

 

[impressive]

Oh darn - all I get is a 'yawn' for this one. Oh well, I get no kick from champagne; mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.

BWAH!

 

[Belegon]

Dang, that was close! Durn near lost a hunnerd dollah handcart!

 

[S-Des]

It's twu! It's twu!

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Oh darn - all I get is a 'yawn' for this one. Oh well, I get no kick from champagne; mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.

"The new sheriff is a" *gong*
"What'd he say?"
"He said the new sheriff was near."
"No, dang-nab it...The new sheriff is a " *gong*

Mel really knew how to get his point across.

 

[slyc_willie]

Dang, that was close! Durn near lost a hunnerd dollah handcart!

That was a *four* hunnerd dollar handcart


"Work, work, work! hello, boys! I missed you!"

 

[Belegon]

That was a *four* hunnerd dollar handcart


"Work, work, work! hello, boys! I missed you!"

right

A man drink like that he is going to die!

When?

 

[S-Des]

"Well, what do you like to do?"

"Play chess.....screw."

"Let's play chess."

 

[slyc_willie]

"Well, what do you like to do?"

"Play chess.....screw."

"Let's play chess."

Beat'cha to it

"I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!"

"Give the Governor a harumph!"

"Harumph!"

"You watch yer ass."

 

[S-Des]

Hedley Lamarr: There might be legal precedent! Of course, Landsnatching... land, land, Land, see Snatch. Ah, Hailie vs. United Sates. Hailie: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done!

 

[S-Des]

Taggart: I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: What?
Taggart: Let's kill every first born male child in Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: Nah, too Jewish.

 

[slyc_willie]

How About "History Of The World, Part One?"

"Seize them!"

"Seize this, honkus!"

 

[kbate]

Anarcho-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom.

 

[impressive]

How About "History Of The World, Part One?"

"Seize them!"

"Seize this, honkus!"

One of my all-time favorite movies!

No, no, no, no, no, no, YES!

 

[slyc_willie]

Taggart: I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: What?
Taggart: Let's kill every first born male child in Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: Nah, too Jewish.

"That's Hedley."

"Hey, this is 1874! You could sue HER!"

 

[cheerful_deviant]

"Don't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life."

 

[Belegon]

Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

 

[S-Des]

Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Help, help, I'm being repressed.

 

[slyc_willie]

One of my all-time favorite movies!

No, no, no, no, no, no, YES!

"Ladies . . . but on your no-entry signs . . ."

 

[slyc_willie]

"Occupation?"

"Stand-up philosopher."

"Oh. A bullshit artist!"

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

"Don't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life."

But don't forget:

If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[slyc_willie]

Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

I know this is paraphrasing . . . .

"Oh, you think you have the right to rule just because some watery tart threw a sword at you?"

 

[slyc_willie]

But don't forget:

If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

Rumple Foreskin

And thus . . .

"Candy-gram for Mongo."

 

[S-Des]

"Occupation?"

"Stand-up philosopher."

"Oh. A bullshit artist!"

Empress Nympho: [to her litter bearers] Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!

*********************

Marcus Vindictus: What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant.
Empress Nympho: Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits.

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I can't figure out a way to quote it, but Madeline Kahn's selection of the centurians for the orgy was priceless....

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Empress Nympho: [to her litter bearers] Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!

*********************

Marcus Vindictus: What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant.
Empress Nympho: Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits.

*********************

I can't figure out a way to quote it, but Madeline Kahn's selection of the centurians for the orgy was priceless....

Empress Nympho: Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?
Crowd: Whooooaaaaaaa!
Bob: Well, we could use another wine steward.
Josephus: Hey, I got a great corkscrew.
Crowd: Whoooaaaaaaa!
Josephus: Damn, this a hip crowd!

Rumple Foreskin

 

[slyc_willie]

"Jewish, huh?"

"He missed! I jumped, and he missed! He was very nervous. It was his first day."