The Blame Game

I blame Taegul for the weird dance moves I’ve been busting out at parties. Apparently, ‘the flailing octopus’ isn’t a recognized dance style.
 
I blame valkyrie for my addiction to broccoli-flavored Pringles.
 
I BLAME VALKYRIE FOR BREAKING MY CAPS LOCK KEY.

I credit valkyrie for fixing it. Thank you so much!
 
I blame vakyrie for my addiction to ripping band aids off my hairy arms.
 
I blame valkyrie for the expiration dates printed on grocery store goods that I need a damn magnifying glass to read.
 
I blame valkyrie for my inability to pronounce "Worcestershire".
 
I blame Coyote100 for the increase of roadrage incidents in the Grand Canyon.
 
I blame Series 6 for the deafening clank clink clunk clonk.
 
I blame Valkyrie for making me wonder if she saw and liked Sense8

Also Series 6 for making me think of Sense8
 
I blame Pad Foot for every camera's inability to take non-blurry pictures of Bigfoot.
 
I blame Taegul for the vanishing of staggering evidence regarding the existence of Bigfoot.
 
I blame valkyrie for every crater on the moon. Off-roaders paradise to be fair.
 
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