The Bitch

[Guest]

1 - The Bitch had given you unbelievably unpleasant day.

2 - The Bitch had arrenged another unpleasant day for you (You can't avoid it because the Bitch had taken a hostage of something you paid a lot of money for.).

3 - In addition, You have to pay more money to recover the thing the Bitch had taken hostage.

What would you do?

 

[Guest]

1 - The Bitch had given you unbelievably unpleasant day.

2 - The Bitch had arrenged another unpleasant day for you (You can't avoid it because the Bitch had taken a hostage of something you paid a lot of money for.).

3 - In addition, You have to pay more money to recover the thing the Bitch had taken hostage.

What would you do?

Marry her.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

First I'd make a canoe out of the Bitch's skull with an aluminum baseball bat. Then dismember the Bitch at every joint in her body and stuff it all into some trash bags, making sure to put all of her soft organs into some paper bags that can be easily torn open after being saturated with her blood.

At around 3:00am I'd get the sudden urge to take a drive through some heavily forested mountains. The drive would last for nearly two days as I would find as many side roads and deteriating back roads as possible and methodically hike off of each road and put the Bitch's various body parts where they can't be seen from the road, but also where the local carnivores will find it easy to get the various parts and consume them.

Then I would take the vehicle booney-crashin' and make sure it looked like someone went for a hell of a ride in it. I'd set it on fire in some clearing, making sure to thoroughly burn the interior where the body parts were, and then hike out of the area. Upon getting back to a well-populated road I'd start hitch-hiking back home and then report the car as stolen to the authorities. Once they found it and decided it had been stolen and vandalized, I'd file an insurance claim and get a new car.

But this is just spur of the moment thinking. I'd probably come up with a better plan that covers the details more thoroughly if I had a bit more time to think about it.

BTW, which bitch are we talking about? That might make a difference.

 

[Guest]

First I'd make a canoe out of the Bitch's skull with an aluminum baseball bat. Then dismember the Bitch at every joint in her body and stuff it all into some trash bags, making sure to put all of her soft organs into some paper bags that can be easily torn open after being saturated with her blood.

At around 3:00am I'd get the sudden urge to take a drive through some heavily forested mountains. The drive would last for nearly two days as I would find as many side roads and deteriating back roads as possible and methodically hike off of each road and put the Bitch's various body parts where they can't be seen from the road, but also where the local carnivores will find it easy to get the various parts and consume them.

Then I would take the vehicle booney-crashin' and make sure it looked like someone went for a hell of a ride in it. I'd set it on fire in some clearing, making sure to thoroughly burn the interior where the body parts were, and then hike out of the area. Upon getting back to a well-populated road I'd start hitch-hiking back home and then report the car as stolen to the authorities. Once they found it and decided it had been stolen and vandalized, I'd file an insurance claim and get a new car.

But this is just spur of the moment thinking. I'd probably come up with a better plan that covers the details more thoroughly if I had a bit more time to think about it.

BTW, which bitch are we talking about? That might make a difference.

Marry me?

 

[Honey123]

1 - The Bitch had given you unbelievably unpleasant day.

2 - The Bitch had arrenged another unpleasant day for you (You can't avoid it because the Bitch had taken a hostage of something you paid a lot of money for.).

3 - In addition, You have to pay more money to recover the thing the Bitch had taken hostage.

What would you do?

get rid of her ... and fast

 

[LadyJeanne]

1 - The Bitch had given you unbelievably unpleasant day.

2 - The Bitch had arrenged another unpleasant day for you (You can't avoid it because the Bitch had taken a hostage of something you paid a lot of money for.).

3 - In addition, You have to pay more money to recover the thing the Bitch had taken hostage.

What would you do?

Find another dry cleaner?

 

[hydrex]

1 - The Bitch had given you unbelievably unpleasant day.

2 - The Bitch had arrenged another unpleasant day for you (You can't avoid it because the Bitch had taken a hostage of something you paid a lot of money for.).

3 - In addition, You have to pay more money to recover the thing the Bitch had taken hostage.

What would you do?

I'd grab her by the hair and drag her ass to the car where I'd tape her mouth shut, hogtie her, and toss her in the trunk.

I'd drive out to the desert, and once there, I'd stake her nude, and spread eagled to the ground. After covering her in honey I'd wait around to see what little creatures would come to investigate.

After a few hours of this I'd get some barbed wire and slowly run it up and down her naked body. If she started to complain I'd slap her in the face with my cock until she shut the hell up. Next I'd force her mouth open and wire it that way then shove my cock as far down her throat as it would go.

By this time it would be getting dark. The desert gets cold at night. The scorpians would start coming out as well as the tarantulas, and coyotes.
By this time her body would be covered with welts from the burning sun and the barbed wire. Blood, my urine, and semen would cover her face like a mask.

As a final tribute, I'd get a small cactus and shove it deep into her cunt as she screams in agony. Then I'd leave her to the creatures of the night.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Hire her a Dungeon Master who makes house calls.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Marry her.

Most men don't know real happiness until they're married.
And by then, it's too late.

 

[Guest]

Most men don't know real happiness until they're married.
And by then, it's too late.

A man is not complete until he's married....

Then he's finished.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Marry me?

Been there. Still doing that...