The Bitch Thread

[FurryFury]

My three adult children are acting like complete moronic idiots and well - if they spoil my Christmas and the grandbabies' Christmas - I am going to pitch the biggest hissyfit this side of the Mississippi.


thanks!
Merry Christmas!

I'm sorry to hear that Ellediablo.

*hugs*

Fury

 

[DVS]

My three adult children are acting like complete moronic idiots and well - if they spoil my Christmas and the grandbabies' Christmas - I am going to pitch the biggest hissyfit this side of the Mississippi.


thanks!
Merry Christmas!

Um....which side of the Mississippi are you on? East or West? I just want to prepare, if necessary. I've seen hissyfits. It's best to stay out of the way of hissyfits.

OK, just a bad attempt at a joke. I hope you don't need to continue your hissyfit. I kind of understand where you're coming from. I have three sisters. Two of them usually plot against me in most family things. It's so childish, and both of them are nearing 60 years old!

 

[brioche]

Um....which side of the Mississippi are you on? East or West? I just want to prepare, if necessary. I've seen hissyfits. It's best to stay out of the way of hissyfits.

OK, just a bad attempt at a joke. I hope you don't need to continue your hissyfit. I kind of understand where you're coming from. I have three sisters. Two of them usually plot against me in most family things. It's so childish, and both of them are nearing 60 years old!

Families are funny things. My sister and I have a bad habit of going somewhere and then realizing that we should do other things. So going to the store could take hours for us. Our record was the time we went off to the store and called 8 hours later, when it occurred to us that they might be wondering. And we even skipped the movie! We almost just went. We'd gone to the store, the mall, played some pool...
My parents have now accepted that I may return at any time when out with my sister. When we are arguing, oooooh. It's a good thing we don't live in the same house anymore.

 

[graceanne]

My sister still has this weird competition thing going with me. If I tell a cute story about my kids she butts in to tell about a cuter story of her kids. If I say my back is hurting she has to talk about when she sprained her ankle last year. If I say I have a headache, she says she had a migraine yesterday.

She's always been like that. When we were kids I'd argue it with her, and do the one up thing. Now I just roll my eyes and walk away. If she has to be the best, fine. I realy don't have the energy for her childish games.

 

[DVS]

My sister still has this weird competition thing going with me. If I tell a cute story about my kids she butts in to tell about a cuter story of her kids. If I say my back is hurting she has to talk about when she sprained her ankle last year. If I say I have a headache, she says she had a migraine yesterday.

She's always been like that. When we were kids I'd argue it with her, and do the one up thing. Now I just roll my eyes and walk away. If she has to be the best, fine. I realy don't have the energy for her childish games.

send her to me. I'll make her humble. She'll come back a new woman!

 

[marieR19]

Never really wanted to/ felt the need to visit this thread until now: End-of-semester overload!!!!! *screams* ........ *whines* Yeah I know most people would probably make fun of me or something, because I am after all only taking one class right now. But there is soooo many crap due by the end of the semester, which is the 16th. Two essays, a timed final essay, two discussion assignments, and four reading things. And the worst part? Most of it is due while my girlfriend will be here. FUUUUUUUUUUUck. grrrrr. Stressed. Very stressed.


Heather

 

[FurryFury]

Never really wanted to/ felt the need to visit this thread until now: End-of-semester overload!!!!! *screams* ........ *whines* Yeah I know most people would probably make fun of me or something, because I am after all only taking one class right now. But there is soooo many crap due by the end of the semester, which is the 16th. Two essays, a timed final essay, two discussion assignments, and four reading things. And the worst part? Most of it is due while my girlfriend will be here. FUUUUUUUUUUUck. grrrrr. Stressed. Very stressed.


Heather

*HUGS*

Sorry!

Remember, this too will pass.

Fury

 

[graceanne]

send her to me. I'll make her humble. She'll come back a new woman!

I should have known you'd say this.

perv.

 

[Chicklet]

some bastard threw a soda on the driver's side of my car today. I guess that's what I get for parking right by the mission. You'd think that people wouldn't be such assholes, but oh well.

 

[Joe Schmoe]

some bastard threw a soda on the driver's side of my car today. I guess that's what I get for parking right by the mission. You'd think that people wouldn't be such assholes, but oh well.

Some people just deserves a boot planted in their ass. The quickest way to get under my skin is to be an inconsiderate disrespectful shithead who has no regard for others.

I feel for you.

Grrrrrr

 

[graceanne]

So today I got my daughter from school. I had to switch lanes, and I sat there like two minutes with my blinker on and finally cut someone off. She stopped long enough to call me a stupid bitch. My response isn't printable (mostly cause it was a hand signal). Then I went up to the store this evening, and I was leaving. The street was deserted so I went to pull out when this car turned the corner. The asshole SPED UP, and then stopped long enough to flip me off. GOD I HATE DRIVING.

 

[Kajira Callista]

So today I got my daughter from school. I had to switch lanes, and I sat there like two minutes with my blinker on and finally cut someone off. She stopped long enough to call me a stupid bitch. My response isn't printable (mostly cause it was a hand signal). Then I went up to the store this evening, and I was leaving. The street was deserted so I went to pull out when this car turned the corner. The asshole SPED UP, and then stopped long enough to flip me off. GOD I HATE DRIVING.

pinches gracies bottom and runs away

 

[DVS]

So today I got my daughter from school. I had to switch lanes, and I sat there like two minutes with my blinker on and finally cut someone off. She stopped long enough to call me a stupid bitch. My response isn't printable (mostly cause it was a hand signal). Then I went up to the store this evening, and I was leaving. The street was deserted so I went to pull out when this car turned the corner. The asshole SPED UP, and then stopped long enough to flip me off. GOD I HATE DRIVING.

Oregon sounds like such a great place to live.

Then again, Kansas City has a high murder rate. Maybe we shoot first and then there's nobody left to flip off?

 

[graceanne]

pinches gracies bottom and runs away

*eek*

Hey! *chases KC down and pinches her butt*

I am the champion butt pincher, so there!

 

[graceanne]

Oregon sounds like such a great place to live.

Then again, Kansas City has a high murder rate. Maybe we shoot first and then there's nobody left to flip off?

Scarily enough Oregon is like the second or third safest state to drive in.

That scares me. I am never, ever driving anywhere but Oregon. Nope.

(Although their's two reasons for that - the other is I have not the faintest idea how to pump gas. )

 

[greenmands]

Then again, Kansas City has a high murder rate. Maybe we shoot first and then there's nobody left to flip off?[/QUOTE]


Naw, in Kansas City (KS or MO) they shoot first then flip you off. I've lived here for almost 20 years. I've learned to stay out of Midtown after dark.

Plus I'm so pissed off. Yesterday I went to 7 adult stores and not a single one had a real paddle. All any of them had were fur covered paddles. And those were $35.

 

[Bandit58]

Naw, in Kansas City (KS or MO) they shoot first then flip you off. I've lived here for almost 20 years. I've learned to stay out of Midtown after dark.

Plus I'm so pissed off. Yesterday I went to 7 adult stores and not a single one had a real paddle. All any of them had were fur covered paddles. And those were $35.

Go to a sports shop and get a good quality ping pong paddle Nice and stingy!

 

[FurryFury]

Go to a sports shop and get a good quality ping pong paddle Nice and stingy!

*nods muchly*

Ping pong paddles are good! Yard sticks too! Those little cat "fishing" poles are nice. Oh and the Internet has toys! I bought a few the other night. *grins*

Fury

 

[greenmands]

Go to a sports shop and get a good quality ping pong paddle Nice and stingy!

Wouldn't I have to take the plastic pad off? I don't want to damage anybody, or be damaged.

 

[FurryFury]

Wouldn't I have to take the plastic pad off? I don't want to damage anybody, or be damaged.

It feels great as is to me! I guess it depends how hard the blows are. Which is never a problem here... as much as I wish it were...

Fury

 

[Red Sonja]

Then again, Kansas City has a high murder rate. Maybe we shoot first and then there's nobody left to flip off?

Naw, in Kansas City (KS or MO) they shoot first then flip you off. I've lived here for almost 20 years. I've learned to stay out of Midtown after dark.

Plus I'm so pissed off. Yesterday I went to 7 adult stores and not a single one had a real paddle. All any of them had were fur covered paddles. And those were $35. [/QUOTE]

Go to Walmart. They sell a long-handled bathbrush made of wood, that is a pretty fine paddle... and under $5.00 although we have had it break. But at 5 bucks how can you go wrong?

 

[brioche]

It turns out that the three day headache I had is the beginning of a COLD. Not just a cold, but a COLD.
It gets worse - tomorrow I go on a field trip, Thurs night I interview parents, Fri Morning I interview the rest of the parents.
So I can't take time off to get better. Friday my first interview is at *shudder* 8:15. But there is an upside: unless someone demands a rescheduling, I am done by 10 am, at which time I can take my sick body home and rest.

 

[Red Sonja]

It turns out that the three day headache I had is the beginning of a COLD. Not just a cold, but a COLD.
It gets worse - tomorrow I go on a field trip, Thurs night I interview parents, Fri Morning I interview the rest of the parents.
So I can't take time off to get better. Friday my first interview is at *shudder* 8:15. But there is an upside: unless someone demands a rescheduling, I am done by 10 am, at which time I can take my sick body home and rest.

Sounds more like the FLU to me. Get rest, take vitamin C and feel better. *hands brioche hot chicken soup*

(hugs) Seems like you can't get a break lately...

 

[brioche]

Sounds more like the FLU to me. Get rest, take vitamin C and feel better. *hands brioche hot chicken soup*

(hugs) Seems like you can't get a break lately...

I don't know - I got the flu shot a month or so ago. I don't think it's the FLU.
Yeah, I've had quite the run of bad luck.
things can only get better though, right?

 

[Red Sonja]

I don't know - I got the flu shot a month or so ago. I don't think it's the FLU.
Yeah, I've had quite the run of bad luck.
things can only get better though, right?

That's the spirit! Things are bound to get better. Hope that you are feeling better soon and can actually enjoy your day off.