the Bitch is Back

[sirhugs]

I am not the only writer who has written implausible but fun stories about loving nerighbpours. But not ALL neighbours play along.

No one on the cul de sac was sad when Myrtle moved away for two years to go to grad school in her 40s. She was the crabby neighbour who complained about barking dogs, kids playing, and poolside neghbourhood sex parties. her tenants were a young couple who ooved to play.

Does Myrtle return with a new attitude? Or does her attitude get changed (possible reluctance/bdsm angle?), or is this idea dumb because the "pay off" is she rains on the parade again?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Well, I would take it she isn't married from your description, or the husband is a wimp not worth mentioning.

So, let's say she is single, yet still a looker, and most who see her for the first time before she opens her mouth think she is MILF material, although she isn't a mother. College, even grad school, I assume she is going after her masters degree or even her doctorate in party killer.

While she's away at college, she is in a dorm that houses nothing but "kids". Their is already a dorm mother who ignores most of what they do which irks Myrtle to no end, yet she finds herself in a precarious position. She is there on a scholarship and could lose it. So, she tries to fit in to get along with the other younger grad students.

She even goes to some of the parties they hold in the common room. Then one morning she finds herself in bed with three guys. She's still a little groggy from the beer she drank, yet remembers all three of them making her feel good throughout the night. She is laying there smiling as the one next to her wakes up, smiling at her, he rolls between her legs. She welcomes him into her and enjoys him for the next ten minutes. She sighs as he get up and leaves. The other two do the exact same thing to her and then leave.

Myrtle finds she is very, very relaxed and suddenly doesn't mind the noise going on out in the hallway.

She finishes her studies, get her masters and goes home.

When the neighbors see her moving back in, they all groan and think the good times are ended.

At the next neighborhood party, they are surprised when she shows up all smiles and starts hitting on all the husbands. The wives are too surprised to say anything as the sex parties starts to take off with Myrtle pulling a train at the side of the pool.

There, I almost wrote the story for someone. Have at it. My treat.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I don't think there are many people under the age of about eighty who are named Myrtle. Or Gertrude, as an example.

Anyway, I'd probably have her as divorced. It would also be amusing if she had a college-age child, maybe at the same school? There are certainly a number of older women at colleges. Some of them find it easier to be "commuters" at a nearby school rather than living in a dorm. (I personally knew one of those.) She didn't intend to major in "party killing;" it's likely she needs this for some job-related reason.

So yes, it does change her attitude. I think she would start off by "pacing herself;" starting with a four-some is a bit much. It was certainly true that her ex-husband was sexually disappointing; maybe he was the only guy she had ever been with. Also, I've never lived in a suburb with outdoor sex parties. It certainly happens in, say, Bel Air, where there are large lot sizes and a considerable amount of privacy. Indoor sex parties - that's a different story.

I certainly doubt that she reverts to her old prudish ways afterwards.

 

[gunhilltrain]

This all minds me of that Bowling For Soup video. The woman in that is still married, but I get the feeling that the end is already in sight.

 

[sirhugs]

I don't think there are many people under the age of about eighty who are named Myrtle. Or Gertrude, as an example.

Anyway, I'd probably have her as divorced. It would also be amusing if she had a college-age child, maybe at the same school? There are certainly a number of older women at colleges. Some of them find it easier to be "commuters" at a nearby school rather than living in a dorm. (I personally knew one of those.) She didn't intend to major in "party killing;" it's likely she needs this for some job-related reason.

So yes, it does change her attitude. I think she would start off by "pacing herself;" starting with a four-some is a bit much. It was certainly true that her ex-husband was sexually disappointing; maybe he was the only guy she had ever been with. Also, I've never lived in a suburb with outdoor sex parties. It certainly happens in, say, Bel Air, where there are large lot sizes and a considerable amount of privacy. Indoor sex parties - that's a different story.

I certainly doubt that she reverts to her old prudish ways afterwards.

so change her name. I was just going for something prudish and old-fashioned.
The reality based inspiration was a spinster, which I personally think works well. Your take is just different, which is okay too.

 

[gunhilltrain]

so change her name. I was just going for something prudish and old-fashioned.
The reality based inspiration was a spinster, which I personally think works well. Your take is just different, which is okay too.

The funny thing is that Myrtle and Gertrude probably didn't sound prudish when women commonly had those names. It must have started when the Myrtles of the world aged into their fifties, then sixties, and so on.

 

[sirhugs]

The funny thing is that Myrtle and Gertrude probably didn't sound prudish when women commonly had those names. It must have started when the Myrtles of the world aged into their fifties, then sixties, and so on.

and here I thought it was the rhyme with turtle.

 

[gunhilltrain]

and here I thought it was the rhyme with turtle.

Apparently you're not the only one who thinks that.

Tales of Myrtle the Turtle

Adventurers of Myrtle the Turtle

I think it's actually a species of tree. There are still a few female names with trees, like Willow.

 

[sirhugs]

Apparently you're not the only one who thinks that.

Tales of Myrtle the Turtle

Adventurers of Myrtle the Turtle

I think it's actually a species of tree. There are still a few female names with trees, like Willow.

But I know several Willows in their 20s, so it made a cum back...