The biggest mistake you'll ever make during sex...

[scheherazade_79]

You have been warned

Your Biggest Mistake

Apparently my biggest mistake is kissing a guy after giving him a blow job.

As a lesbian, that's a pretty bloody big mistake to make...

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I forgot to remove the insanely large dildo I was using earlier

 

[Guest]

My partner got offended by the tattoo of my ex-boyfriend's name on my arse.

Perdita

 

[Colleen Thomas]

My partner got offended by the tattoo of my ex-boyfriend's name on my arse.

Perdita

OGM, thank you dita, I'm still giggling at that one

 

[CharleyH]

Never made mistakes per se, but did tap on my boyfriend back dulled out because he was not cumming in my time frame. Of course we were on mescaline at the moment, and what seemed three hours to me, was three minutes to him lol. Aaa, we have a laugh about it.

 

[carsonshepherd]

My biggest mistake I'll ever make in mid sex is Your performance wasn't the problem it was your flatulence.


Um, actually, that's not my problem. It's my boyfriend's!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Mine's the same as Colly's:

You forgot to remove that insanely large dildo you were using earlier.

I don't know what they mean.

 

[Edward Teach]

I forgot to ask if she was married.

I soon learned in a most unpleasant way


Stup Dity

 

[CharleyH]

I forgot to ask if she was married.

I soon learned in a most unpleasant way


Stup Dity

LOL I love Stup DITY!

OK. There are many mistakes, but are you talking bad or goooood

In which case . . .

 

[Guest]

Charlus, most of us are talking fiction. See the link in the first post. P.

 

[R. Richard]

I forgot to ask if she was married.

I soon learned in a most unpleasant way

Stup Dity

That can be unpleasant. Forgetting to find out for sure if she is over the age of consent, THAT is a real problem.

 

[Guest]

Charlus, most of us are talking fiction. See the link in the first post. P.

What?

Dammit, that's really burst my bubble. Was gonna ask for a pic.

Lou

P.S. Stup Dity! 'Sup, bro?

 

[CharleyH]

Charlus, most of us are talking fiction. See the link in the first post. P.

I beef up but dont write fiction LOL but

 

[doormouse]

I can't think of any I've done.. but my ex called me Donna during sex.... Kim... Donna... I can see the similarity lol

 

[CharleyH]

What?

Dammit, that's really burst my bubble. Was gonna ask for a pic.

Lou

P.S. Stup Dity! 'Sup, bro?

You can have one Lou. He looked like U2

 

[CharleyH]

What?

Dammit, that's really burst my bubble. Was gonna ask for a pic.

Lou

P.S. Stup Dity! 'Sup, bro?

You can have one Lou. He looked like U2 lead singer whats his face, but less of a nose and blond hair. Biggest fucking dick I have ever seen in real life, literally down half his thigh. But i was SO FUCKING OUT OF IT Not always - lol - I was going to marry him. When mesc hits, you want to go . . . LOL - there is a party and hallucinations to be had it's an anti-sex drug. He was good otherwise if only I could have hallucinated the whole first 10 minutes of 'The Hunger'.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Evidently I'm given to calling out a parent's name in the throes of passion.

"Ah ... Secretariat!"

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Evidently I'm given to calling out a parent's name in the throes of passion.

"Ah ... Secretariat!"

LOL

that was classic

 

[Edward Teach]

LOL I love Stup DITY!

OK. There are many mistakes, but are you talking bad or goooood

In which case . . .

LOL, wellll, if you enjoy running naked for ten blocks through a residential neighborhood while getting shot at, it was fun. It did give me a memorable moment although I am glad it wasn't a Kodak moment.

Stup Dity

PS - Hope you don't mind me using the name you gave me. I kinda like it.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Biggest mistake? Thinking that this guy who kissed me really, really well, like out of this world wonderfully well would also know how to fuck too. Nope. Farthest thing from the truth.

 

[LadyJeanne]

[BStup Dity

PS - Hope you don't mind me using the name you gave me. I kinda like it. [/B]

I'm a big Stup Dity fan. Gonna go out and get all his cd's. Can't wait for his next rap.

 

[Edward Teach]

What?

Dammit, that's really burst my bubble. Was gonna ask for a pic.

Lou

P.S. Stup Dity! 'Sup, bro?

Hey sweetness


Stup Dity

 

[Edward Teach]

You have been warned

Your Biggest Mistake

Apparently my biggest mistake is kissing a guy after giving him a blow job.

As a lesbian, that's a pretty bloody big mistake to make...

SZ, that's a mistake that's never bothered me.

Jean, I'll send you a copy of the next song. Now if I can just get the Dittyettes together....


Stup Dity

 

[CharleyH]

LOL, wellll, if you enjoy running naked for ten blocks through a residential neighborhood while getting shot at, it was fun. It did give me a memorable moment although I am glad it wasn't a Kodak moment.

Stup Dity

PS - Hope you don't mind me using the name you gave me. I kinda like it.

LOL I quite like the name too, and would have enjoyed the streak run not getting shot at though. Do I have stories

 

[Huckleman2000]

An acquaintance, who does a dead-on Ed Wynn impersonation, chose a most inappropriate moment to unleash his talent.

Ed Wynn, for those who don't remember him