The BIG LIE Thread.

[xwizard4]

I'm a conservative republican, born again christian, who believes bin Laden is responsible for the terrorism against the U.S.

 

[YogiBare]

I am Jimmy Carter.

I lust in my heart.

I like to look at dirty pictures here and publish my stories about incest and bestiality.

I am Jimmy Carter and I lust in my heart.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I confess

I'm actually Bettylou Jenkins - spinster, local librarian and Sunday School Teacher. I've hidden my identity from all of you since I'm ashamed of my lust for porn and all things sexual. I'm a repressed frigid tightass who cannot climax even after two hours of prolonged stimulation of my clit with a vibrator I bought from an advertisement in the back pages of Cosmo.

Well fuck me running, that was one liberating heavy load I just got off my chest.

I'm now ready to participate in sins of the flesh - orgy anyone? A free bible to anyone who can make me orgasm.

 

[Renegade]

I'm really Hugh Hefner. Any of you lovely ladies wanna come over to my place for a photo shoot??

 

[Debbie]

I am really Stephen king. I hang out here only to research my latest book. It is titled Hank Slash's Halloween Harvest.
This place is great for gathering subject matter for my book. I just have to decide who Hank Slash will slaughter first. Anyway carry on with what you were doing. You will all be mentioned.

 

[juicylips]

I am really Dan Rather...

Always wanted to be called Juicylips as a kid, but my mom wouldn't allow it.

I like to feel pretty and wanted...

So I come to Lit to express my true womanly desires.

 

[Laurel]

I knew it!

None of you fooled me for a minute, btw...

 

[Xander]

I am Manu the Tech Nerd, in disguise.....

 

[Dillinger]

I am so glad to finally be able to admit the truth. I am really a heroic crime fighter, a self-made super hero. I am THE TICK - but no ordinary THE TICK --- I am THE DILLTICK! And I have the picture to prove it...

 

[Renegade]

LMAO That's just too funny. Oh, wait. We're not supposed to tell the truth here. *starts again* That wasn't funny at all.

 

[Mensa]

It's true, it's true

I am really Laurel!

Haven't any of you ever wondered why we are never seen in the same place at the same time?

Why we never post at the same time? Check out the times at the bottom of our posts if you don't believe it. Not one of them matches.

God, I'm so glad I can finally come out of the closet and stop living a lie.

How liberating! I'm me, I'm me, I'm really me!!!!!

 

[Silverlily]

Told you he is a cat lover