The BIG LIE Thread.

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm actually a retired Orthopedic Surgeon. Having made my fortune correcting rich Jewish dog problems on the Upper East Side, I retired to practice my current profession - Acting. I do this during evening hours in various theaters about town. During the day I moonlight as an NYV Firefighter. I do some security consulting on the side - PDiddy being my main client.

You're next.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm a hooka-smoking Caterpillar named "Carl". It's my world. Welcome to it.

 

[gridiron]

In all truth, I'm an all-star football player signed with a prominent arena league team here in Minnesota. I was all-state in high school during my junior and senior years, and was nominated all-american my senior year as well.. In college, I played for St. John's University, and was handed a disappointing loss when our team lost last year @ the championship game in Virginia.. That being my senior year and last year @ SJU, I was offered a contract with the Thunderbirds and continue to play. Word has it that the Rams and Vikings are looking @ inviting me to their training camps next year.. Look for my face on television..

Next!

 

[Renegade]

I'm a lesbian trapped in Oprah Winfreys refrigerator.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I lied before - I'm no surgeon.

I'm Mr. Ed.

And I speak via medium to Bill Bixby all the time.

 

[miles]

Oh, shit

Do you think he really has the balls to come up with another alter-ego, especially that one?

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

 

[cymbidia]

I'm a multimillionaire Asian venture capitalist, a 60 year old man, who will make millions tomorrow by buying up all America's depressed stocks today. My dick doesn't even work anymore and i don't care. I only come here for a laugh at postings by the dregs of Western society. I have good God-fearing English-speakers ghost-write my posts for me so you won't catch on.

 

[Purple Haze]

I'm Head Coach for the "Vancouver Vulvas," Western Division Champions of the Nude Women's Football League, (NWFL) and I've just finished a day of rigorous training. Today I demonstrated the proper method of taking a snap from center. It's a motivated group of girls, the one that scores the most touchdowns wins an afternoon smoking my Cuban.

This is my top scoring halfback, "Laughing" Lucy Lamar. Ain't she a peach? She loves my yacht, and my wife. We play "horsey."

 

[miles]

gridiron

St. John's University doesn't have a football team.

Bad form, dude.

 

[miles]

OMG

Heees baaaaaaaaack.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm Mr. Ed. And I speak via medium to Bill Bixby all the time.

That was Alan Young. Bill Bixby was on "My Favorite Martian". Now ask me some "My Mother the Car" trivia.

 

[Silverlily]

Re: gridiron

St. John's University doesn't have a football team.

Bad form, dude.

No kidding, and Vancouver doesn't have a team called the Vulvas and hooka smoking caterpillars can't type. It's a joke, chill.


I'm really who Mensa pretends to be and he's really a cat lover.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

As my RL name would imply.......

I have a horse of a cock.

Women tell me it's a two handed jack. Yet I prefer 4 to 6 hands.

 

[Renegade]

I'm Catwoman. Hear me roar. *meow*

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Gilly Bean]

Did you know that I am really Julia Roberts? I enjoy posting here, and reading stories about myself. It's fun. Make me bigger and hotter people. Do your job! Make me RICH!

 

[darrenfate]

I run a prostitution service for white men with a bad case of "Jungle Fever". We specialize in bold black sassy women that have say nothing and do your bidding

These "fuckin ladies" usually come in sets of two, since I get my recruits from the Twin festival in Twinsburg OH, every year. Yep, there's just nothing like two sistahs bent over for you showing those perfect black asses!

Darren

 

[gridiron]

SJU doesn't have a football team? Think again..

miles,

St. John's University, St. Joseph, MN

St. John's Johnnies

<http://www.csbsju.edu/sjusports/fball.html>

Make sure to look up my name while you're there..

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm super wealthy.

Girls? Does that make you horny?

 

[Guest]

Duckman Private Dick and Family Man

Duckman.

Duckman with a D.

In fact PHD.

Loveology.

Perhaps you'd care to stay after class while I grade on your curves?

 

[Duckman PD]

Duckman Private Dick and Family Man

Dammit! That was me!

Try it again:

Duckman.

Duckman with a D.

In fact PHD.

Loveology.

Perhaps you'd care to stay after class while I grade on your curves?

 

[modest mouse]

I am Bill Gates!

Bow down before me as I invade the last bastion of cyberspace not under my thumb!

(PS-Don't forget to buy WindowsXP. It is revolutionary, unlike all previous OS)

 

[Cornfed]

Re: Duckman Private Dick and Family Man

Before I met Duckman I was at a crossroads, soul searching, looking for my place in this endless puzzle we call life. .. You ever wake up in a Cambodian gaming parlour and realize you were living in a dark dank abyss of emptyness & loneliness, then wander the mountains of Asia for two years until you became the chef in a Tibetian monestary?

 

[Guest]

Re: Duckman Private Dick and Family Man

Dod's a detective?

 

[Guest]

I am a quality cable channel. I crank out high grade entertainment like Pacific Blue and movies starring the likes of Perry King. I also resurrect TV shows that were mercifully cancelled before completion of more than 10 episodes. I once made a show entitled "Duckman", it was out of character for me so I had it promptly cancelled.