The Big Book of "If" ...

[impressive]

Mat, cloudy, and I were playing with this last night. I'm going to post a few questions from this book each day. Post your reply -- or just ponder it.

1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?
2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?
3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?
4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize?
5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton?

 

[Dar~]

1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be? My best friend Joe Park. I regret it a lot.
2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?in my ex fiance's presence
3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?by husband when I greeeted him at the door naked: if I've seen you naked for three years, theres nothing new.
4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize? the guy I cheated on my husband with
5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton?My best friend's husbands. I know he's freakier than he lets on.

 

[Guest]

1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?
2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?
3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?
4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize?
5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton?

1. no one...there's a reason why they're in the past
2. in george bush's ear...maybe hed go insane and have to be put down.
3. n/c
4. the one guy i kissed who slobbered like a dog...his tongue was as limp as his dick
5. one squillion dollahs if you can guess who that would be.

 

[angelicminx]

IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?

Hmm, I'll have to get back to this one after I have pondered it for a little while.

IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?

The sex or the bell? I want to have sex all over the world, but I want the bell to ring in England. Will it have my name on it? I want to make sure it says, "this is MY 'I got laid and it wasn't by you''' bell.

IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?

Wow, honey, you've lost so much weight I just realized how fat you were.

IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize?

Long list, lol. I'll have to think on that one too, lol.

IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton?

Any and all of them. I'm always fascinated by what other people dream of. (not to mention they might make excellent story ideas, lol)

 

[AppleBiter]

Mat, cloudy, and I were playing with this last night. I'm going to post a few questions from this book each day. Post your reply -- or just ponder it.

1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be? I'm drawing a blank on this one.
   
2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be? Um, Cabo San Lucas? I don't know!
   
3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be? An ex-boyfriend from when I was in high school said I looked like a gnome because I pissed him off by telling him what a whore he was. Does that count?
   
4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize? Dan
   
5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen to? My husband's (he is J., BTW, not Dan Just thought I should clear that one up!)

And there you have it.

 

[Liar]

Ok, I'll play.

1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?
   I don't reject love. At least not when I'm aware it's there.
   
2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?
   At the bottom of the Marianer trench. When and who I bump uglies with is my business.
   
3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?
   "I love you, Marcus." (My name is not Marcus.)
   
4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize?
   I made out with a girl in high school when her steroid pumped berserker of an ex-boyfriend just walked by. Still jealous as hell and looking for someone to beat the crap out of.
   
5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton?
   Some friends would be interrsesting. Since I'm not going to name names, what difference does it make?
   

 

[ElizabethWest]

• IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be? Can't think of anyone there...
• IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be? Beirut
• IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be? "I'll know better after I mount you." When I asked if I looked like I had lost weight.
• IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize? Pickles. Don't ask, that's his nickname.
• IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton? Carson Shepherd

 

[carsonshepherd]

1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be? that guy in college, whom i spent a whole semester crushing out on... then when he finally came around, it was too late because I had met someone else, and then the other relationship was a disaster.
   
2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be? i'll have to say my ex's ear
3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be? how long have you got???
4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize? Andy.
5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton? I won't say his name...

 

[maggot420]

1.IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?
Amy. She was so beautiful and smart and funny and i was but a blind fool
2.IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?
somewhere far away...bells really annoy me
3.IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?
I love you but I have to go
4.IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize?
My bosses' wife
5.IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen to?
My bosses' wife

 

[angelicminx]

Ok, I'll play.

1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?
   I don't reject love. At least not when I'm aware it's there.
   

I think I love you...

 

[minsue]

1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be? That's a hard question...I'm usually getting beaten by the receiving end of the rejection stick. There have been a very few who have loved me that I wished desperately I loved in return, but I can't regret anything because I've tried to choose who I love and it just don't work that way.
   
2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be? Anywhere I can't hear it. The constant silence would be depressing as hell if I knew there could be bells if only I was getting laid.
   
3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be? Only one? "No," I suppose.
   
4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize? Damn, that's a long list. Most regret? Keith Peterson, I think. My first one night stand and one person I've always wanted to apologize to desperately, but never could figure out how.
   
5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton? That's too long a list to choose just one, methinks.

 

[cantdog]

1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?
   My brother, I think.
   
2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?
   In yenim's pipik.
   
3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?
   Well, okay; if I get pregnant, I can tell Andy it's his.
   
4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize?
   The girl with the big crush on Lloyd. It was all she talked about right through the whole encounter. How very weird to heard another being rhapsodized over while... well!
   
5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen to?
   Skip this one.
   

 

[Belegon]

1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?
   Bonnie...it was a long time ago, but that is who jumped into my mind. I didn't completely reject her, but I did treat her less well than she deserved.
2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?
   Moscow. Hell if I know why though...
3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?
   *phone rings* "you know I have to answer that..."
4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize?
   Honestly, I can't think of an answer here. I'm not really that big on regrets...
5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen to?
   hmmmmm...many answers & many reasons...nope, not gonna say...at least, not this publicly...

 

[blackhaus7]

1. Not applicable

2. Buried somewhere to keep the damn thing shut up.

3. "Goodbye."

4. Not applicable

5. Everyone and no one. Depends on if I could turn it off.

 

[English Lady]

IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?

You know, I don't know if I ever have, I kinda like love and returning it

IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?

As far away from my parents as possible?

IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?

Hmm, I can't think of one, I don't tend to hold on to such things though, forgive and forget thats me


IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize?

No one, I've only kissed a few people, now I can tell you I regreet NOT Kissing Ben at the teen camp reunion when I was 15 or so, but i don't regret actually kissing anyone.

IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen to?

A guy named Iain who I chat to

 

[SensualCealy]

Mat, cloudy, and I were playing with this last night. I'm going to post a few questions from this book each day. Post your reply -- or just ponder it.

[*]IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?
Never rejected anyone I would want to return their love.

[*]IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?Notre Dame- dont know why but , why not?

[*]IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?
Lets just try it once, and if you dont like it we wont do it again! ~Men!

[*]IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize?
Jim, but it wasnt that kind of kiss, drunk New Years kiss on his part!

[*]IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton?
They know who they are Im sure!

 

[TheEarl]

IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?
My ex before my former Lady who is the only person I've ever left rather than vice versa. I would've hurt her more by staying, but I hurt her terribly by leaving.
IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?
South Pole - as far away from human hearing as possible
IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?
"Do you still have that unopened tube of lubricant that I bought?" from my former Lady in a wonderfully sensitive manner that let me knew she and her new bf were fucking.
IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize?
No-one. I regret not kissing some people, but there's not been anyone who I regret kissing.
IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton?
One of my friends who I have something of a crush on.

The Earl

 

[impressive]

Mat, cloudy, and I were playing with this last night. I'm going to post a few questions from this book each day. Post your reply -- or just ponder it.

1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be? I never reject love. I've declined sex, but that's different. No regrets.
2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be? In the RC church that tried (and, obviously, failed) to convince me that sex was JUST for procreation and NOT to be enjoyed.
3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be? Your parents are at the door. (I was covered in honey at the time.)
4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize? Never regret kissing. Even the bad ones were learning experiences.
5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton? She knows who she is!

 

[rgraham666]

I can only answer this one.

IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?

"I do," by my ex-wife. Would have avoided a lot of heartache.

 

[cloudy]

1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be? Keith, in college. Sweet guy, but it just wasn't there, ya know?
   
2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be? J's ear - some know who that is.
   
3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be? You're too good for me (what a load of bullshit!)
   
4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize? No regrets
   
5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton? I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be? No comment
   
2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be? In Pat Robertson's house. And the kinkier the sex, the louder it rings.
   
3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be? "Let's try out my new cattle prod."
   
4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize? Minnie Mouse when I visited Disney. A little peck on the cheek would have been ok, but I don't think the tongue was necessary.
   
5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen to? Lucky, although it would probablly kill me in less than a day, it would be worth it.

 

[eric shawn listo]

[*]IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?Her name was Valerie, I was so stupid.

[*]IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?Milwaukee?

[*]IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?How do you tell someone you've met someone else?

[*]IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize?Extra points for regretting fucking her too?

[*]IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton?my wife

 

[scheherazade_79]

IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be? No one. I have no regrets in that department. I still haven't even met Ms Right, let alone rejected her.
IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be? High up in the Himalayas, where it would echo around the valleys.
IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be? "Honey, I have something to tell you - you know that girl I was chatting to online? She's coming over to stay with me and we'll probably end up having sex."
IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize? No regrets.
IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen to? An old college friend I've recently got in contact with. She's straight, but if I knew what her fantasies were I'm sure I'd be able to fulfil them

 

[impressive]

Round 2:

1. IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose?
2. IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose?
3. IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick?
4. IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be?
5. IF you had to watch your lover or spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose?

 

[TheEarl]

IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose?
My former Lady. Hands down.
IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose?
Dave Reddin (England RFU fitness coach). I couldn't stand having a fit girl do it, cause the look, but don't touch would kill me. Reddin knows what he's doing with sports massages though.
IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick?
Sensual to me? - my neck.
IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be?
I don't know. Instinctive response is to say the girl who I have a crush on, but I'd want a relationship, instead of just a kiss. So, nobody, unless I could have love with it.
IF you had to watch your lover or spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose?
Whoever she would want. I wouldn't be fluffy bunnies and puppy dogs about the idea, but if it was going to happen, I'd want it to be whoever she desired so that one of us was happy.

The Earl