mlady_france
The Bitch Card
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Besides the cutie who finds a new pet name to call me every morning, is this joke an older couple passed me.
One morning while a man and his wife were working in the garden the man looked at his wife and said, "Man your ass is getting big! I mean huge!" the wife ignored him as he continued on to say, "I bet it's even bigger than our barbaque over there."
So the man went and measured the barbaque, then proceded to measure his wife's ass. "Yes, see your ass is two inches wider!" His wife continued to ignore him.
Later on that night when the man was feel quite frisky his wife once again brushed him off. When he asked her what was wrong she replied, "You expect me to fire up this huge ass grill for such a teenie weenie! "
One morning while a man and his wife were working in the garden the man looked at his wife and said, "Man your ass is getting big! I mean huge!" the wife ignored him as he continued on to say, "I bet it's even bigger than our barbaque over there."
So the man went and measured the barbaque, then proceded to measure his wife's ass. "Yes, see your ass is two inches wider!" His wife continued to ignore him.
Later on that night when the man was feel quite frisky his wife once again brushed him off. When he asked her what was wrong she replied, "You expect me to fire up this huge ass grill for such a teenie weenie! "
