The Best Quotes from SNL by Jack Handey

[TonyClifton]

To me, clowns aren't funny.

In fact, they're kind of scary.

I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

- Jack Handey

 

[TonyClifton]

To me, clowns aren't funny.

In fact, they're kind of scary.

I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

- Jack Handey

I know how you feel.

 

[Tryharder62]

One of my favorite.

The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.

Jack Handy