The best pick up line you ever used or heard......

[Lethal_beauty_27]

one of the best lines that made me laugh was "i lost my number can i have yours" .....
the one that almost got me was......."i'll never see the stars in anyone's eyes but yours"

Lethal

 

[morgainefairy]

maybe i'm exposing a bit much, but...
i'll pick out a female, send my hubbie on over, give them 5 or 10 min., then introduce myself. that throws them off, until i put my arm around her and tell her i don't mind a bit.
believe it or not, it works.

 

[KillerMuffin]

It was stupid, I'm embarassed that it worked, but not sorry in the least.

"I've been wondering whose the better kisser, you or me."

That kind of smacked of a dare and what country girl worth her salt ever turned her nose up at a dare? He said I was the better kisser. I ended up dating him for 6 months, so I say he was

 

[Jade]

Or did you mean the "worst" pick up line?

Kill... you think that was bad....

The guy who ended up being my first kiss...

"Hi, I was just wondering if you could help me decide which pair of shoes looks best?"

(I know I know you are thinking ... "pick up line.. *huh*??" but.. if it helps.. I was at Payless and I had the most indredible kiss from him that very same day) Ahhhhh just remembering makes my lips tremble and my knees quiver.... (Oh geez I sound "easy" now don't I!) LOL

 

[Rosebud]

Here are some bad ones

1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to
plant you right here!

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go fuck.

3. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to
be.

4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.

7. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be
coming, too.

8. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone
beat me to it.

9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

10. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed
Thrasher, have you seen one?

11. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll bang you all
night long.

12. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
the afternoon.

13. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

14. If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town.

15. Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize.

16. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.

17. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

18. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

19. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

20. Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it
all night long.

21. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.

22. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

23. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

24. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more
room for your tongue.

25. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter -- I stick to the
roof of your mouth.

26. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

 

[canadian_lady]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 

[Skibum]

I've never had any luck picking up women, but my wife picked me up by putting on my leather jacket and not giving it back until I followed her home.

 

[Lethal_beauty_27]

i was thinking about you and i bent down to pick up a four leaf clover....we must be fate.

 

[Endlessly]

I love the one in Rand'Al's new story.

"Are you going to get mad at me?" and then kiss the person when they ask why. I'd never have the balls to try it though.

An old classic: "I want to drink your bath water."

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

The one used on me one night was...

I know your attracted to me, and I am attracted to you so why don't we just f@#k. I will give you a couple of minutes to think about it and be back.

Well even though he looked like Bruce Willis and I liked him I said no.

Bonnie

 

[Lethal_beauty_27]

The one used on me one night was...

I know your attracted to me, and I am attracted to you so why don't we just f@#k. I will give you a couple of minutes to think about it and be back.

Well even though he looked like Bruce Willis and I liked him I said no.

Bonnie

ohhhhhh i love that one but my question to you is WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY did you say no i think we all want to know?
Lethal

 

[Patryn]

Rosebud, that first one on your list sounds like death threat.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I don't know why I said no even though you and your sister were both saying go for it!!!! I think it was shock!

Bonnie

 

[Lethal_beauty_27]

do you regret it now and wish you did...i could probably arrange it LOL
love yah lethal

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Nope now he is really bald and doesn't look like bruce anymore.

Bonnie

 

[Lethal_beauty_27]

wait a minute bruce is and always will be a hunk but hes balding too isnt he......lol
lethal

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Sorry he is just not Bruce anymore! But ask me in a couple more weeks I maybe desperste by then LOL

Bonnie

 

[Lethal_beauty_27]

okay sweetie i will remember that and get him ready dark room, alot of alchol and a condom and your ready i dont think he would mind if you called him bruce LOL


Lethal

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Ok that sounds good. When? LOL

Bonnie

 

[Monaco]

Wow.

maybe i'm exposing a bit much, but...
i'll pick out a female, send my hubbie on over, give them 5 or 10 min., then introduce myself. that throws them off, until i put my arm around her and tell her i don't mind a bit.
believe it or not, it works.

Morgainefairy, I think I can safely label you Every Man's Dream. No offense, I just really dig everything about that quote. A to Z. A perfect 10.

KillerMuffin? You just gonna have to stop posting; it's not helping me get over my infatuation any. If this keeps up, I'm going to wind up being all wierd and cutting off my left ear an' mailing it to you an' stuff... Ok, maybe not. (Technical difficulties in shipping - uh, like having no clue where you live - and a noticable aversion to pain, among other things would hamper this tribute to Vinny Van Gogh...) But just to be safe: could you say something really lame and unattractive on you next post? For me?

M.

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Who is this guy anyways, you ask? We're looking into it...

 

[Guest]

One that has been used by friends of mine...but i have never bothered


" I am taking a survey...Are you for or against kissing me?"

Comments welcome!...good or bad????

 

[Nobody Special]

Well the best one I seen was on a tee shirt..
on the front of the shirt was hearts and arrows thru them.. and the saying "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever met.."

Then on the back of the shirt it says.. "FANCEY A FUCK??"

Just thought I would share too

E

 

[Siren]

We did this thread before too ......

 

[Naked Hunny]

I must admit Siren that has to be one of the best pickup lines i have ever heard id fall for that one in a second!! Is it hot in here or is it just me?

 

[Siren]

Naked Hunny...thanks