The best line you have thrown at a smart ass

[T.H. Oughts]

When I was about 18 and walking through a pub one night a guy yells out to me, "Hey darlin wanna sit one my face." I yelled back, "Why, is your nose bigger then you dick?"

So what line have you used in the past on some smart ass?

 

[CarolineOh]

When I was about 18 and walking through a pub one night a guy yells out to me, "Hey darlin wanna sit one my face." I yelled back, "Why, is your nose bigger then you dick?"

So what line have you used in the past on some smart ass?

Hahaha. I adore you, T.H.

 

[CarolineOh]

So was it?

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

When I was about 18 and walking through a pub one night a guy yells out to me, "Hey darlin wanna sit one my face." I yelled back, "Why, is your nose bigger then you dick?"

So what line have you used in the past on some smart ass?

LOL

That's pretty damn funny!!!

 

[nasty]

When I was about 18 and walking through a pub one night a guy yells out to me, "Hey darlin wanna sit one my face." I yelled back, "Why, is your nose bigger then you dick?"

So what line have you used in the past on some smart ass?

Love ya, T.H., but, even on your thread I can feel insignificant.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

So was it?

The only roll he got from me was just a roll of the eyes.

Does a guy who yells that across a bar really think he's gonna get lucky???????

 

[T.H. Oughts]

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Love ya, T.H., but, even on your thread I can feel insignificant.

Big hugs to ya Nasty, even though we might not like your fetish, you are not insignificant.

 

[CarolineOh]

The only roll he got from me was just a roll of the eyes.

Does a guy who yells that across a bar really think he's gonna get lucky???????

No, he figures nothing else ever worked for him, so what's he got to lose?

 

[alltherage]

"Just because your head is shaped like a bullet don't mean your sharp." Drunk or sober I always liked that one. I was with a guy once who got in an arguement with another guy. My guy told the other guy that if he felt froggy he should jump. When I heard him say it I nearly died laughing. Guys can be so damn goofy. lol.

 

[nasty]

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Big hugs to ya Nasty, even though we might not like your fetish, you are not insignificant.

Hugs back to you. I know you didn't mean to make me feel bad. But, between this & Tigress' threadabout 7 inches being too small. Having 3 & 1/2(I can't believe I just said that,)SUCKS!

 

[Rambrat]

God...I've had so many...and I can't think of one right now...

Some girl said "fuck you" once...and I replied...

"What, is that a come on..."

 

[T.H. Oughts]

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SUCKS!

You know what they say.... more than a mouthful is a waste...

 

[nasty]

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You know what they say.... more than a mouthful is a waste...

LOL. Know, if only everyone felt that way.

 

[bored1]

Well it wasnt my line,it was my xwifes line. We got a late night phone call, The caller said "What you need is a big dick"To which my wife replied " Well I quess you cant help me" He never called again Never could think as fast as she could

 

[JazzManJim]

Well, on the variations on the "Fuck You" responses...

There was a woman at work who absolutely hated me. Usually, we managed to stay away from each other, but this evening, we had no choice but to work in the same proximity. Well, she had screwed up a pretty important thing that was going to take me about an hour to fix and I told her that she needed to pay more attention to what she was doing, especially if I was going to be the one to fix up her screw-ups. And I turned around to walk away.

She looked at me and, with al the intellect she could muster, said "Fuck You".

I casually pointed over my shoulder to a guy who had just been brought in under arrest. He was filthy, drunk, high on crack, and had been arrested on a couple different warrants. As I pointed, I said "Not even with his dick".

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

God...I've had so many...and I can't think of one right now...

Some girl said "fuck you" once...and I replied...

"What, is that a come on..."

"You wouldn't like it, I'd just lie there and sweat." is also an acceptable response.

 

[just pet]

A guy at a bar whispered in my ear,"I wannna get into your pants"
I answered..."No thank you... I have one asshole there already..."



pet

 

[Phil333]

A guy at a bar whispered in my ear,"I wannna get into your pants"
I answered..."No thank you... I have one asshole there already..."



pet

oh thats great. thats truly great. Kudos to you

 

[Guest]

 

[Rambrat]

"You wouldn't like it, I'd just lie there and sweat." is also an acceptable response.

I love that! I want to use that one...

 

[lavender]

 

[Ishmael]

Retorts

My all time favorite when some one is being totally unreasonable is:

"Try as I might, I can't alter the laws of nature to suit your whims."

The best single one I ever got to use was 'borrowed' from a debate that took place in the English House of Commons in the 1800's.

In any event some jerk told me that "You're going to die of syphillis or some one is going to shoot you."

I relied "Depends on whether I embrace your politics or your girl friend."

He was still thinking about it as I walked away.

Ishmael

 

[christophe]

here is a quarter call someone who gives a shit
this is one of my favorites

 

[Zamdrist]

At TH's request...

Here you go TH

I think it's incredibly funny to read your whining accompanyed with your sig line.

Are you trying to make friends with me? Are you hitting on me?

Isn't that what children do, when they like somone? They pick on them.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: At TH's request...

Here you go TH

Are you trying to make friends with me? Are you hitting on me?

Isn't that what children do, when they like somone? They pick on them.

Thanks I thought that was rather clever, nice under tones