The Bel and Imp Flirting Thread

[Dar~]

I'm getting really turned on and somewhat . . .hungry?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL!

now let me coax out the sweet juice of your peaches so it runs all down my chin

Let me fondle your kiwi's.....turn and cough.....Oh my! ...they're coconuts!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

damn right they are

Typical male.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Let me fondle your kiwi's.....turn and cough.....Oh my! ...they're coconuts!

damn right they are

 

[impressive]

I really only did it so I didn't have to vomit everytime I open a thread. I figured you two needed a room.

So sorry to inconvenience you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

So sorry to inconvenience you.

What are you doing here???

 

[impressive]

What are you doing here???

Inspiring upset stomachs, apparently.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Inspiring upset stomachs, apparently.

Can I still fondle your brain?

 

[Dar~]

So sorry to inconvenience you.

No inconvienience, I usually carry a bucket with me if I know you two are around.

 

[impressive]

Can I still fondle your brain?

Nope.

 

[Belegon]

What, nobody let the rest of you in on the secret that Imp and I are each other's alts? I'm just very narcisstic, that's all.....

 

[Belegon]

And really, really quick on the login/logout.

and now back to the laptop...

 

[impressive]

What, nobody let the rest of you in on the secret that Imp and I are each other's alts? I'm just very narcisstic, that's all.....

And really, really quick on the login/logout.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Damn you're good, I feel for it hook line and sinker.

 

[Belegon]

see, I even posted my response with a quote to myself before I actually even posted...

 

[Belegon]

Damn you're good, I feel for it hook line and sinker.

You feel for a hook line? I always thought Mae West had the best ones...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I like you wrote a story "together".

 

[Belegon]

I like you wrote a story "together".

which one did you like best? (my parts were the ones that had to be heavily edited...she's a bitch when she is focused. but part of me needs to be that way...)

 

[impressive]

I like you wrote a story "together".

Two of 'em.

We work well together. Kinda like masturbation.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

which one did you like best? (my parts were the ones that had to be heavily edited...she's a bitch when she is focused. but part of me needs to be that way...)

I like the ying and yang of the whole thing....the male/female....good/bad....master/slave...etc.

 

[Belegon]

I like the ying and yang of the whole thing....the male/female....good/bad....master/slave...etc.

right hand/left hand

 

[impressive]

I like the ying and yang of the whole thing....the male/female....good/bad....master/slave...etc.

She wants us, preciousssssssssssssss.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Pmsl!!!

 

[impressive]

Shhhhhhhhhh! He's sleeping now. (Sybil's got nuttin' on us!)

 

[Belegon]

but Bel likes sweet hobbitssesss...

insert random Matriarch joke here