The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

[Carnal_Flower]

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I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?

So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?

A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.

You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life.

~ D. Trump
12/21/2019

 

[phrodeau]

Is this your boat?
Or did it become your boat?
That boat is wiped out
Or not.
Wouldn't want to cross the ocean in it.
Do you know whose boat
That is?
They don't know whose boat
That is.
To see what we're seeing,
This boat,
I don't know what happened but,
This boat just came here.
At least you got a nice boat
Out of the deal.
Have a good time!

 

[Fuzzy1975]

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I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?

So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?

A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.

You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life.

~ D. Trump
12/21/2019

And this guy is the President?

 

[Fart_knocker]

And this guy is the President?

Nobody knows more about being president than he. He has studied it more than anyone ever has.

I know this as a fact because he said so.

 

[jomar]

Awesome.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

And this guy is the President?

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[heathergives]

Nobody knows more about being president than he. He has studied it more than anyone ever has.

I know this as a fact because he said so.

^^^Whatever you say, luk.^^^

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[RoryN]

I did try and fuck her.
She was married.
She wanted to get some furniture.
I moved on her like a bitch.
She’s now got the big phony tits
and everything.

Look at you
you are a pussy.
I better use some Tic Tacs
just in case I start kissing her.

Just kiss.
I don’t even wait.
And when you’re a star
they let you do it.
You can do anything.

Grab ’em by the pussy.
You
can
do
anything.

 

[heathergives]

I did try and fuck her.
She was married.
She wanted to get some furniture.
I moved on her like a bitch.
She’s now got the big phony tits
and everything.

Look at you
you are a pussy.
I better use some Tic Tacs
just in case I start kissing her.

Just kiss.
I don’t even wait.
And when you’re a star
they let you do it.
You can do anything.

Grab ’em by the pussy.
You
can
do
anything.

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[coati]

And then, his Haiku poetry...

Don't believe their lies.
A lotta people think I'm
A stay-bull gene-yuss.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I could
stand
in the middle
of
Fifth Avenue
and

shoot somebody

and
I wouldn't lose
any
voters,

okay?

~ Jan. 2016

 

[butters]

in his own words--every.single.one.of.them

"I used to --
they always used to say
I wore a hairpiece.
It's OK.
I know people wear headpieces
but they always used to say,
they don't say that anymore
because I have been
through the worst storms."




If you don't get it, that's on the reader. I know more about poetry than all the poets ever. I am a poetry genisys!

 

[butters]

more from the mouth of the current president of the USA

"I did a lot of this
sinks, showers,
all of this stuff.
I did a lot of it.

No water comes out.
You have areas where
there's so much water

you don't know
what to do with it.
You turn on the shower,

you're not allowed
to have any water
anymore."







*sounds like he sure did do a lot of it

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

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[bodysong]

She gets out and she starts
asking me
all sorts of ridiculous
questions
you could see there was blood
coming out of her eyes
blood coming out of her
wherever
in my opinion
she was off base

 

[coati]

[Don't mind Ken. He's been drinking again. Hey, remember when G.W. Bush used to wax poetic? Like "Bondage between a mother and her child is a wonderful thing". Well, one thing to keep in mind is that it only takes a moron Republican President seven years to run the country into the ground. Happy New Year ]