The Beast's Castle...

[HeavyBalls]

You on a big Lebowski kick today?

We have similar ideas of comfort.

I of course prefer a pint of Guinness over a white russian.

 

[Strixaluco]

*comes in, leaves clothes in a pile, tiptoes to kiss the Lord of the Castle on the cheek, and dives into the pool*

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

We have similar ideas of comfort.

I of course prefer a pint of Guinness over a white russian.

See now I could drink White Russians All. Night. Long. Last time I did this I ended up making out with some random dude dressed like a pirate. But said dude abided

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

*comes in, leaves clothes in a pile, tiptoes to kiss the Lord of the Castle on the cheek, and dives into the pool*

Wow, wayyyyy more graceful entrance than I made strix.

 

[HeavyBalls]

*enjoys the company of lovely ladies who feel safe here

 

[Strixaluco]

Wow, wayyyyy more graceful entrance than I made strix.

Each to her own, I am not comfortable cannonballing.

 

[HeavyBalls]

*idly snoozes

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I just stopped in to see what condition my condtion was in

Love that song!!!!!

 

[HeavyBalls]

*ponders and is very, very tempted...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Each to her own, I am not comfortable cannonballing.

I’m not comfortable being graceful .
But for the record I cannonballed naked. When in Rome..

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

*enjoys the company of the kind, handsome, and charming Lord Of The Castle as well as that of my two wonderful friends.*

I quite like our little pool party here!

 

[Strixaluco]

I’m not comfortable being graceful .
But for the record I cannonballed naked. When in Rome..

Well I started dancing as a kid... I'm not all graceful (I just can't be all anything!) but enough for an entrance!

 

[HeavyBalls]

The Beast has no grace...

Except in combat.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hi @jason28053

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well I started dancing as a kid... I'm not all graceful (I just can't be all anything!) but enough for an entrance!

I have hooves for feet

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

The Beast has no grace...

Except in combat.

I feel like you don’t need grace. You have beast appeal

 

[jason28053]

Hi @jason28053

Hello Nebs

 

[HeavyBalls]

*growls gently as I act as impromptu lifeguard

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

*growls gently as I act as impromptu lifeguard

I feel safe with you on duty. I’m about to pound a few Caucasian’s and wonder into the deep end

 

[HeavyBalls]

*wanders out with my extra dark sunglasses, and a double does of ibuprofen, tylenol, and allergy meds...

 

[Strixaluco]

*Tiptoes gently in the Castle garden, offers a hug to the Lord who seems to feel off*

Hmm... should I take a dip, or just give in and nap in the shade of a tree?

 

[HeavyBalls]

*returns from the ball game, rather, rather sunburnt....


Ow....

 

[HeavyBalls]

Would you like me to rub some soothing lotion on those daystar burns M'Lord?

That would be very, very welcome.

 

[HeavyBalls]

As you wish, M'Lord. I will be very gentle, so just relax and let me handle the rest.

Thank you kindly, Bri.

I trust you

 

[HeavyBalls]

Thank you Bri, you're an angel.