The Beast's Castle...

I am perhaps, ahem, not qualified to judge, but as far as I know, there is no pre-existing tail to worry about.

Okay, I’m blindfolding both of you at once right after you take your shots, let’s see who can get to him first. May the best girl win!

[spin, spin, spin, pushes you both toward the Beast standing/slumping in the corner]

*Staggering around* hmmm, maybe that absinthe shot wasn't the best idea.... oh, but look at all the pretty fairies flying around! *dances off to catch the fairies*

What was I doing with this tail?
 
Girls, it's time to move on to the next stage of the festivities, so you're just going to have to find a way to split the Beast, er, the prize between you, whether it means taking turns or something else. And don't worry, anyone who does not feel sufficiently rewarded will get a trophy.

Moving on, as a cool-down activity, I would like to draw the attention of all guests to the additional entertainment now available in the media room.

As part of tonight's birthday feast I wanted to do something to honor of our host's fondness for science fiction movies. While this genre tends to feature a lot of male protagonists, at the same time as a feminist princess, I felt strongly about picking a film featuring a female lead as the hero. So ladies and gentlemen, screening for the next 24 hours only in the first floor media room, I present to you a true classic from the sci fi hall of fame . . .

BARBARELLA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xo6FaypcpY


(Did I pick well, Mr. Beast? I know you are very progressive when it comes to gender issues, and I didn't think you'd mind a movie with a female hero.)
 
Girls, it's time to move on to the next stage of the festivities, so you're just going to have to find a way to split the Beast, er, the prize between you, whether it means taking turns or something else. And don't worry, anyone who does not feel sufficiently rewarded will get a trophy.

Moving on, as a cool-down activity, I would like to draw the attention of all guests to the additional entertainment now available in the media room.

As part of tonight's birthday feast I wanted to do something to honor of our host's fondness for science fiction movies. While this genre tends to feature a lot of male protagonists, at the same time as a feminist princess, I felt strongly about picking a film featuring a female lead as the hero. So ladies and gentlemen, screening for the next 24 hours only in the first floor media room, I present to you a true classic from the sci fi hall of fame . . .

BARBARELLA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xo6FaypcpY


(Did I pick well, Mr. Beast? I know you are very progressive when it comes to gender issues, and I didn't think you'd mind a movie with a female hero.)

You have chosen, Wisely.

Aliens is also a favorite.
 
Good night Jade, thank you for your excellent participation!

In closing, because all good things (and frankly all bad things) come in threes, I have one more entertainment offering to unveil for the pleasure of the birthday part guests.

We all know that our host prides himself on being not only a Beast, but "foremost a gentleman." As exemplified by his decorous behavior here tonight (cough, cough.) In that spirit, I wanted very much to provide some entertainment that was an appropriate tribute to such a gentleman. However, being rather sheltered in my own castle most of the time, I wasn't quite sure what that would be. Fortunately, through going to the library and using Google, I learned that there are actually people who specialize in the field of gentlemen's entertainment. Yes, professional gentlemen's entertainers! So I invited some of them to set up shop in the castle Library for the next 24 hours. Chocolate birthday and champagne is also being served. Please make yourselves comfortable and enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABPa64ie5rI

https://youtu.be/1hNggFOiPVk
 
Good night Jade, thank you for your excellent participation!

In closing, because all good things (and frankly all bad things) come in threes, I have one more entertainment offering to unveil for the pleasure of the birthday part guests.

We all know that our host prides himself on being not only a Beast, but "foremost a gentleman." As exemplified by his decorous behavior here tonight (cough, cough.) In that spirit, I wanted very much to provide some entertainment that was an appropriate tribute to such a gentleman. However, being rather sheltered in my own castle most of the time, I wasn't quite sure what that would be. Fortunately, through going to the library and using Google, I learned that there are actually people who specialize in the field of gentlemen's entertainment. Yes, professional gentlemen's entertainers! So I invited some of them to set up shop in the castle Library for the next 24 hours. Chocolate birthday and champagne is also being served. Please make yourselves comfortable and enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABPa64ie5rI

https://youtu.be/1hNggFOiPVk

I do love to watch good dancers, but I think I’m going to have to call it a night as well.

Thank you Silk Princess for organizing a wonderful party with lots of fun activities & thank you Beast for being a wonderful host & good sport! :heart::rose: For you both!
 
Happy Birthday Mr. Beast!

And thank you for hosting the feast, and for graciously tolerating some of our silliness this evening.

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*emerges from Sickbay

I know I've been absent the past few days. No I was not hungover. I was legitimately ill, so ill in face I had to get tested. Having the "you know what" was a long shot, but I had to know for sure to help keep the people around me safe. So Huzzah for I am on the mend!
 
*emerges from Sickbay

I know I've been absent the past few days. No I was not hungover. I was legitimately ill, so ill in face I had to get tested. Having the "you know what" was a long shot, but I had to know for sure to help keep the people around me safe. So Huzzah for I am on the mend!

Dropping by with warm chicken soup and ginger tea.🍲

Sorry to hear that you have been ill.❤️
 
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