The Beast's Castle...

[HeavyBalls]

All I need is sun cream then.

Take all you need

 

[HeavyBalls]

Well, I needed to get this dress off somehow.

Well played

 

[HeavyBalls]

I can't in this dress.

Then I guess you'll need a room to stay in.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I certainly would exit it more chipper.

We pride ourselves on service.

 

[HeavyBalls]

And yet I'm not entirely satisfied.

What would leave you with a smile on your face?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Room service.

The Armour Suits will bring you anything you desire from the kitchen or the bar.

 

[HeavyBalls]

May I have one busboy and one maid please.

Armour Suits; Vale and Locke are now at your disposal.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Entertain me for this large tip.

Anything you like

 

[HeavyBalls]

Nearly died today...

 

[HeavyBalls]

*growls & howls on the grounds of my castle*

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Nearly died today...

What happened? Are you alright?

 

[HeavyBalls]

What happened? Are you alright?

Just a close call with heavy furniture and a stairwell.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Forgive me for barging in. I guess I should have formally knocked or waited to be invited in.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Forgive me for barging in. I guess I should have formally knocked or waited to be invited in.

All are welcome.

 

[gracie920101]

<appears at the kitchen door covered with dirt head to toe>

Um....Mr. Beast?

I've looked everywhere through the garden and there's no ripe tomatoes on any of these plants!

See?

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/a37da413-fc11-4e82-8adb-d2e90ab0dc48.f535e92bb7db5e53be08a0ad3a97d2aa.jpeg?odnWidth=1000&odnHeight=1000&odnBg=ffffff

 

[HeavyBalls]

<appears at the kitchen door covered with dirt head to toe>

Um....Mr. Beast?

I've looked everywhere through the garden and there's no ripe tomatoes on any of these plants!

See?

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/a37da413-fc11-4e82-8adb-d2e90ab0dc48.f535e92bb7db5e53be08a0ad3a97d2aa.jpeg?odnWidth=1000&odnHeight=1000&odnBg=ffffff

Then I need to hire a gardener...

 

[HeavyBalls]

Does anyone want to hear the Beast ramble on again...?

If so on what subject?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Me me me! *raises my hand*


Just how often do you wander the castle naked? Do you ever put your fur in ponytails to cool down?

Baths or strictly showers?

In the summer... Daily.

No ponytails.

Showers. Always showers.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

What’s the difference asking a question here vs. in your AMA question thread?

 

[HeavyBalls]

I just realized which one I was in lol

But here it’s more like a visit to his castle, I think, you can pull up a chair by the fire or in the library or hide out while he prowls and roars, you don’t have to ask questions


Am I right?

That's about right. I have been known to lecture here.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I just realized which one I was in lol

But here it’s more like a visit to his castle, I think, you can pull up a chair by the fire or in the library or hide out while he prowls and roars, you don’t have to ask questions


Am I right?

So roaring is a good thing?

 

[HeavyBalls]

So roaring is a good thing?

On occasion...

 

[HeavyBalls]

What was your last lecture on? Are there desks to sit at?

Canadian Military History.

Lectures are held in the Library for comfort on the couches and chairs.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Canadian Military History.

Lectures are held in the Library for comfort on the couches and chairs.

I like listening to how people explain things but I only had 2 hours of sleep. I was cooking. I will have to sit this out.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Oh thank goodness, it’s more likely I’ll stay away for a lecture if I’m in a comfy couch or deep armchair


*sniffs*

Do I smell cookies?

My Suit of Armour servants seem to have been baking...