The Beast's Castle...

[HeavyBalls]

To quote George Carlin;

I'm not old, I'm merely getting old-er!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Attention!

Attention.

Denizens of my great and mysterious castle. Friends, and honoured guests. Well wishers and those just here to eat my food and drink my booze (I see you there).

Please give this grizzled beast the wondrous pleasure of wishing @LadyLascivious1 a joyous celebration of the day of her birth.

Happy birthday!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

This belongs here

 

[HeavyBalls]

Its been quiet. No one has graced my castle...

Am i that frightfully ugly, or am I walking around in just my fur too much?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I like fur

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Sorry. I was distracted by boobs.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Sorry. I was distracted by boobs.

I admit to being at fault for at least part of that distraction

 

[HeavyBalls]

Sorry. I was distracted by boobs.

I like boobs.

I mean I REALLY like boobs!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I admit to being at fault for at least part all of that distraction

FIFY

 

[HeavyBalls]

*sits quietly in the great hall in front of the fire...

 

[HeavyBalls]

Fuck it.

The world sucks here.

We're going to Disney.

@Indie @LadyLascivious1 pick what ears you want.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Alice ears!!!!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Can I tag along for the road trip and y'all drop me off at Silver Springs? I really want to go kayaking there.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

There are Alice ears?!

And I say we just make it a really long trip and do all the things…Disney, Universal, kayaking, white water rafting, etc.

 

[HeavyBalls]

There are Alice ears?!

And I say we just make it a really long trip and do all the things…Disney, Universal, kayaking, white water rafting, etc.

Sure, twist my arm!

And yes there are Alice ears.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Alice ears!!!!

There are Alice ears?!

And I say we just make it a really long trip and do all the things…Disney, Universal, kayaking, white water rafting, etc.

https://i.etsystatic.com/14241074/r/il/bad51b/2507390133/il_794xN.2507390133_rl39.jpg

https://www.disneyfoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/mickey-the-main-attraction-mad-tea-party-ears-627x600.png

 

[HeavyBalls]

Also,

Boobs are awesome and I adore them!!!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Also,

Boobs are awesome and I adore them!!!

Is that.. a veiled request for bewbs? Or a general statement so we know to stop at all of the tittie bars and sex shops on the way to Disney?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Is that.. a veiled request for bewbs? Or a general statement so we know to stop at all of the tittie bars and sex shops on the way to Disney?

The latter.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Is that.. a veiled request for bewbs? Or a general statement so we know to stop at all of the tittie bars and sex shops on the way to Disney?

Probably a thinly veiled exclamation because I just sent him boobs

But more boobs are always a good idea!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Is that.. a veiled request for bewbs? Or a general statement so we know to stop at all of the tittie bars and sex shops on the way to Disney?

Probably a thinly veiled exclamation because I just sent him boobs

But more boobs are always a good idea!

Look I'm just a gentleman perv who loves boobs, adventure/thrill rides and Disney...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Look I'm just a gentleman perv who loves boobs, adventure/thrill rides and Disney...

Aren't we all.

 

[HeavyBalls]

@Indie
@LadyLascivious1
@JustAnotherFlower

Ladies pick out your bathing suits for rafting/kayaking/pool days, and outfits for park days....

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

@Indie
@LadyLascivious1
@JustAnotherFlower

Ladies pick out your bathing suits for rafting/kayaking/pool days, and outfits for park days....

We have to wear a bathing suit?

 

[HeavyBalls]

We have to wear a bathing suit?

1. We'll im sure you'd all look stunning in them.
2. Just till we get past the normies... Don't wanna freak em out too bad...