The Beast's Castle...

[HeavyBalls]

*limps in to the pool area and stretches out on a lounger...

Oww, my back. Better but still stiff.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Urge to castrate and eviscerate trolls... RISING!

 

[Strixaluco]

*limps in to the pool area and stretches out on a lounger...

Oww, my back. Better but still stiff.

*hug*

I saw Whitney already offered to help you. Maybe you should hire a masseuse in your castle for a while?

 

[HeavyBalls]

*wanders back out by the pool, tried to lie down and yelps in pain, again...

Anyone wanna jam their elbow in my back and help this seized muscle...

 

[HeavyBalls]

I'm here for you, M'Lord. *gives you a gentle kiss on the back of you neck as I work my elbow into your tensed up back muscle.*

Thank you kindly.

 

[HeavyBalls]

*sits and quietly broods on my throne...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Whatcha pouting about?

Warning: If it’s sportsing related, I am only going to be able to offer the most ridiculous of answers

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[Strixaluco]

*slips in quietly to keep the brooding Lord of the castle company*

Would you mind if I put this song playing? I've had it as an ear worm since going through my notes, and I think it might suit you as well.

*sits down on the side of the throne room, starts knitting*

 

[hotcpu]

Whatcha pouting about?

Warning: If it’s sportsing related, I am only going to be able to offer the most ridiculous of answers

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Thank you for the reality check of my TV sport watching life ...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Thank you for the reality check of my TV sport watching life ...

Happy to help anytime. I’m a fountain of sarcasm and snark, @hotcpu

 

[hotcpu]

Happy to help anytime. I’m a fountain of sarcasm and snark, @hotcpu

You had me at Fountain ...

 

[HeavyBalls]

Ow...

My back again. Luckily my chiro warned me about this, stretches are helping...

 

[Strixaluco]

Seems to be all quiet in the castle... *chooses a sunny spot in the garden and settles down with a book*

 

[HeavyBalls]

*lounges by the pool

 

[HeavyBalls]

Well, the Beast is now on Vacation. I leave tomorrow morning.

I'll be back on the weekend!

 

[Strixaluco]

_slips quietly on for a quick night swim to sooth aching, tired (but happy) body_

 

[HeavyBalls]

*kicks open the door and saunters in wearing a Goofy hat, Mickey sunglasses, Donald Duck shoes, A Pluto shirt, Jedi robes, a lightsaber attached to a Han Solo gunbelt, a mini Porg on one shoulder, a mini Grogu on the other, a Mando jetpack on my back, and a lanyard covered in Marvel trading pins...

OK, who threw the party...?

 

[Strixaluco]

That's quite a collection of souvenirs, @HeavyBalls !

 

[HeavyBalls]

Welcome back M'Lord! You certainly DO know how to make an entrance!

Thank you kindly.

My delicate Celtic complexion is rather red now....

 

[JerseyJade]

Welcome back, HB. You were missed.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Welcome back, HB. You were missed.

Awww little old me, missed?

Thank you Jade

 

[HeavyBalls]

As for cute stories from my trip. Yes there are a few...

And not once ever, ever did I tear up...

 

[Anastasia1999]

Welcome back HB, I hope you had a lovely vacation

 

[HeavyBalls]

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[HeavyBalls]

*lounges by the pool and wonders if nude revellers will join...