the banna dance

[lightlid]

this is kinda a pointless thread, but i really like the dancing banna thing.

 

[WickedEve]

It won't be pointless if you write a poem about a dancing banana. (that's a hint)

 

[dr_mabeuse]

It won't be pointless if you write a poem about a dancing banana. (that's a hint)

Love at first sight is just a fraud
I don't know what romance is.
When you are near my balls applaud,
And my banana dances.

Always happy to help.

---dr.M.

 

[Angeline]

Love at first sight is just a fraud
I don't know what romance is.
When you are near my balls applaud,
And my banana dances.

Always happy to help.

---dr.M.

Now that's a poem with appeal.

 

[Guest]

Now that's a poem with appeal.

You just had to slip that one in didn't you?

 

[WickedEve]

You guys shouldn't monkey around so much.

 

[Angeline]

You just had to slip that one in didn't you?

You guys shouldn't monkey around so much.

Sorry. Guess I went apeshit.


Look darkmaas! And I said I'd never use that silly icon. lol.

 

[darkmaas]

Quoth Angeline:

Look darkmaas! And I said I'd never use that silly icon. lol.

Tomorrow we'll work on massed bananas.









darkmaas is slipsliding away...

 

[Angeline]

Tomorrow we'll work on massed bananas.

I'm sure I'll like that a bunch.

 

[WickedEve]

The humor here is getting a bit ripe.

 

[Guest]

Well, gotta split, see you all later.

 

[WickedEve]

This is driving me... well, bananas.

 

[darkmaas]

Why Cucumbers?

As phallic symbols go,
the banana’s rather apt,
as long as it’s not overworked
and never ever slapped.
It's smooth and nicely curved
although a little placid,
when roughly squeezed or fondled
it goes all brown and flaccid.

darkmaas

 

[Angeline]

As phallic symbols go,
the banana’s rather apt,
as long as it’s not overworked
and never ever slapped.
It's smooth and nicely curved
although a little placid,
when roughly squeezed or fondled
it goes all brown and flaccid.

darkmaas

*This* is what you're offering me the last word on? Oh how I wish you could hear how I'm laughing.

 

[OT]

monkey-see monkey-do

if you wish to consume
this phallic fruit
and maintain your image
as a manly brute

a real red-neck
(so-says Billy-Bob)
will eat a banana
like corn on the cob

 

[Angeline]

monkey-see monkey-do
if you wish to consume
this phallic fruit
and maintain your image
as a manly brute

a real red-neck
(so-says Billy-Bob)
will eat a banana
like corn on the cob

I've never thought of bananas as being particularly chewy, OT. It's a new perspective, lol.

 

[OT]

Sideways is safer

I've never thought of bananas as being particularly chewy, OT. It's a new perspective, lol.

It's not so much the chewing, it's the aversion to *inserting* that firm piece of fruit that frightens our manly man Billy-Bob.

 

[Angeline]

It's not so much the chewing, it's the aversion to *inserting* that firm piece of fruit that frightens our manly man Billy-Bob.

Oh. Well, that's only a problem the first time, but then what would I know--I'm not a man. And I'm assuming by "firm" you mean "indurate"? lol

 

[HomerPindar]

I now have the theme song to The Bananna Splits going through my head.

One Bannana, Two Bannana, Three Bannana Four....

 

[Guest]

For me it's the Chiquita Banana song.................


This is a dangerous thread.....post warning signs at suitable distances apart.

 

[Angeline]

Yes. Once begun, it's fruitless trying to stop.

 

[Guest]

Yes. Once begun, it's fruitless trying to stop.

Stop! You're giving me the pip!

 

[Angeline]

GP said;

Stop! You're giving me the pip!

Your new AV is priceless! That *is* just a cigar right?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

And yours is beautiful. I know of a certain word perv that's going to love it.

 

[Angeline]

And yours is beautiful. I know of a certain word perv that's going to love it.

Yes. He is an expert angler, after all.