The Band Needs a New Singer

[sirhugs]

The "boys " had been playing together in a garage band since high school.

Now their 20th reunion was planned to occur while everybody was home for the holidays.

The only problem was that their singer was unable to attend, having been forced to visit her hubby's family in Florida.

Since none of the four instrumentalists are capable of being more than back up singers, they decide to audition singers. They need someone that knows their classic rock standards, since they will only have a couple of rehearsals.

They audition:

~ the "ugly duckling" gal from school who has grown into a gorgeous woman
~ the former "head" cheerleader, still looking hot, but can't carry a tune in a bucket
~ the ex gf of the drummer
~ the one guy who was out as gay back in the day
~ the barely legal daughter of the class president, who grew up listening to to these tunes


Which is the best singer? Which one wants the gig bad enough to do anything to get it?

 

[Carnevil9]

Who gets the gig? Why, that's easy: The one with the biggest tits, of course!

 

[sirhugs]

Who gets the gig? Why, that's easy: The one with the biggest tits, of course!

true dat

 

[sirhugs]

of course, if you want to go down the incest path, it could be the drummer's daughter, and he feels tingly when she stands close to the guitarist, both singing their harmonies into one mic.

Or a LW version, where the bass player's wife joins in...

 

[TonyClifton]

This girl.

 

[jesswedel]

Cum together in the band

Suzi Quatro clone would be a good fit for this