FallingToFly
Political Stance: Porn
- Joined
- Mar 28, 2006
- Posts
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and a tailor swiftly alters your wedding clothes.
I put in an initiation in the Mile High Club...
And you get back a Mile High Sundae.
I put in some nights in Paris.
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and a tailor swiftly alters your wedding clothes.
I put in an initiation in the Mile High Club...
And you get back a Mile High Sundae.
I put in some nights in Paris.
and you get selected for the fetish show at the Crazy Horse.
I put in un Tableau Vivant...
and you get beads, laughing women and dancing in the streets in NOLA
I put in a blindfold and a plane ticket to no where...
and you land, naked, to find yourself in Igloolik for the WInter Sostice.
I put in a seven-dog fan harness sled...
but the harness is old and falling apart
I put in a conveniently-place aircraft.
and you find that while your garden may be a convenient place, there's hardly enough runway for a take-off.
I put in the West/East runway at Floyd Bennet Field...
but it's too short for the marine-craft
I put in a new harbour, 1/12 scale.
and you get a flotilla of dinghies.
I put in the Irish Rover...
and you get no credit in this establishment.
["custom like yours I can get any day"]
I put in a cup of Hospital coffee.
and it makes you stay an extra week.
I put in a cup of fresh-brewed Dominican Republic coffee...
which is stone cold and thus undrinkable
I put in a mug of hot, fresh 'Blue Mountain' coffee.
and it sounds too Welsh to drink.
I put in a stein of Oktoberfest beer ...
But it's gorn orf. . . . .
I put in a glass of good English Beer
and you get caught in a contradiction.
I put in a litre of cold Maudit...
and, it gets pushed aside for a fifty-six degree glass of beaujolais.
I put in a whole bottle from the right bank.
there was too much rain that year and the crop was spoiled.
I put in a barrel of malt scotch.
But alas! You misread the label.
I put in a barrel of butterscotch.
and you get the world's largest sundae.
I put in dessert spoons for everyone...
And you get a very happy roomful of Litsters.
I toss in a can of whipped creme.
But, alas, it turns out that the label is in French, and untranslatable.
I put in a large Strawberry Trifle, complete with oodles of Sherry.
et vous recevez un trifle des fraises alcoolisee.
Je depot un dictionnaire <<French/English>>...
But one only speaks Hieroglyphic
I put in a small pyramid
But your compass is brokenAnd you're able to cilmb it.
I put in a map that shows the way to the promised land.
But your compass is broken
I put in six pomegranate seeds