The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

and Leonard Cohen serves it from the bar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao0BdtZr2_M


I put in a request for a last dance...

nope nothing doing.

I put in a roll of cloth bar tape

 

[Tio_Narratore]

nope nothing doing.

I put in a roll of cloth bar tape

and it's Government-Issue bright Red.

I put in a pair of scissors for cutting loopholes in red tape...

 

[pathology_liz]

and it's Government-Issue bright Red.

I put in a pair of scissors for cutting loopholes in red tape...

and my kid brother pretends to be Evel Knievel doing loop-the-loops.

The VM issues everyone here with free entry, a window table and executive travel to the restaurant at the end of the Universe.

 

[Austin8]

and my kid brother pretends to be Evel Knievel doing loop-the-loops.

The VM issues everyone here with free entry, a window table and executive travel to the restaurant at the end of the Universe.

and the resident Aliens *clap hands* "A trip home!"

I put in a rod of uranium (for the trip)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the resident Aliens *clap hands* "A trip home!"

I put in a rod of uranium (for the trip)

and the radiation gets everyone all hot and bothered.

I put in a Traveling Road Show, Literotica Edition...

 

[Austin8]

and the radiation gets everyone all hot and bothered.

I put in a Traveling Road Show, Literotica Edition...

wow x-rated!

I put in a peeping tom

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and there is only darkness within.

I put in dappled sunlight...

 

[CafeBleu]

and there is only darkness within.

I put in dappled sunlight...

And the bluebells respond by flowering into a carpet of regal mist.

I put in a soothing breeze...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and the breeze lifts my flower plaited hair, whispering "Linger awhile."

I put in a linger and a tarry...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the breeze lifts my flower plaited hair, whispering "Linger awhile."

I put in a linger and a tarry...

and the bower is ready.

I put in a bottle of something nice to drink

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the bower is ready.

I put in a bottle of something nice to drink

and some guy wandering by guzzles it down quite thankfully.

I put in a dinner for the homeless crew I always meet in the Guy Metro.

 

[Austin8]

and some guy wandering by guzzles it down quite thankfully.

I put in a dinner for the homeless crew I always meet in the Guy Metro.

Good man Tio. I used to help feed the homeless kids at our church every Wednesday night.

and I sit down to eat with my homeless buddies.

I put in a pair of fingerless wool gloves.

 

[Handley_Page]

Good man Tio. I used to help feed the homeless kids at our church every Wednesday night.

and I sit down to eat with my homeless buddies.

I put in a pair of fingerless wool gloves.

you can now play the piano in the cold weather.

I put in a snow shoe

 

[Austin8]

you can now play the piano in the cold weather.

I put in a snow shoe

and the shoe horn melts as soon as the warm foot comes in contact.

I throw in rather roughly an angry motorist.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the shoe horn melts as soon as the warm foot comes in contact.

I throw in rather roughly an angry motorist.

and he gets driven completely mad.

I put in a padded cell...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

which is a good thing when considering how many times the phone gets dropped.

I put in spider silk on a Christmas tree...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

which is a good thing when considering how many times the phone gets dropped.

I put in spider silk on a Christmas tree...

and a world of wishes becomes entangled.

I put in a jolly old elf with a post modern sense of homour...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and he ponders the time-space continuum, while asserting that whether we believe everything or believe nothing, it is all relative.

I put in a meta-narrative that involves superheroes...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and he ponders the time-space continuum, while asserting that whether we believe everything or believe nothing, it is all relative.

I put in a meta-narrative that graphics and novels...

and the graphemes swirl in a cosmic spiral, arranging themselves in an 11-dimensional graphic string stretching from the big bang to the restaurant at the end of the universe.

I put in a gift card for a seven-course Closing Time dinner...

 

[Austin8]

and he ponders the time-space continuum, while asserting that whether we believe everything or believe nothing, it is all relative.

I put in a meta-narrative that involves superheroes...

and it's read aloud to eager elfin ears

I put in a F1 race track, 10 miles from my home!

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I say, enjoy that race track Austin.

I put in a wonder wonder if it's any wonder that the original and edited version posted as they were being addressed - in a post modern sense...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and I say, enjoy that race track Austin.

I put in a wonder wonder if it's any wonder that the original and edited version posted as they were being addressed - in a post modern sense...

and you get a befuddled sense of cosmic simultaneity.

I put in an dissertation on the absence of the father as a signifier in compilations of Mother Goose tales...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a befuddled sense of cosmic simultaneity.

I put in an dissertation on the absence of the father as a signifier in compilations of Mother Goose tales...

and I declare you may have to much time on your hands

I put in a swift ride on a blustery day

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and I declare you may have to much time on your hands

I put in a swift ride on a blustery day

and the north wind gives you a swift kick in the rear.

I put in an summer afternoon kite sailing at the Canadian Hole...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

I see your dissertation and raise it to the absence of the good mother in fairy tales.

I put in a senior thesis on the constructs of fairytales and myth within the frame work of a post modern novel about a giantess and her boy and his lust for the unattainable, in the form of an ethereal dancer of light...