The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and you gain a plethora of oxymorons

Imperial governments
Communist democracy
Revolution resulting in freedom
Nationalism that doesn't hurt the people

I put in peace and longevity

and you get the antithesis of the Hundred Years War.

I put in a repudiation of priests and nobles...

 

[pathology_liz]

and you get the antithesis of the Hundred Years War.

I put in a repudiation of priests and nobles...

and you acquire anarchy in the UK (God bless Megadeth)

(The State is unfortunately required, necessary, and preferable.)

I put in an Oxford comma.

 

[Deleted member 1251157]

and you get the antithesis of the Hundred Years War.

I put in a repudiation of priests and nobles...

and you get a French revolutionary song

Ah ! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira ! Les aristocrates on les pendra. »

Translation here

I put a trial by ordeal

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a French revolutionary song

Ah ! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira ! Les aristocrates on les pendra. »

Translation here

I put a trial by ordeal

and you find that all trials are ordeals.

I put in a chorus of Die Gedanken Sind Frei...

 

[Deleted member 1251157]

and you find that all trials are ordeals.

I put in a chorus of Die Gedanken Sind Frei...

And you get the title of Kapellmeister

I put Bach in the 22nd century

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get the title of Kapellmeister

I put Bach in the 22nd century

and a future Escher is commissioned to draw his portrait by Godel.

I put in a semiotic fugue in Sol mineur...

 

[pathology_liz]

and a future Escher is commissioned to draw his portrait by Godel.

I put in a semiotic fugue in Sol mineur...

but you get the entire anti-semitic Beethoven experience.

I put in the Moulin Rouge. with the windmill turning in the breeze.

 

[pathology_liz]

and the vm gives you a blow up doll

I put in a chocolate candy

but it does nothing for my complection.

I put in Louis Armstrong (remixed)

 

[CafeBleu]

but it does nothing for my complection.

I put in Louis Armstrong (remixed)

And I put aside my air-guitar and pick up my air-trumpet.

I put in my air-guitar...

 

[pathology_liz]

low art, high art. from Richard Wagner to Status Quo in one step

And I put aside my air-guitar and pick up my air-trumpet.

I put in my air-guitar...

and you have something intangible

I put in the opposite: 18 anvils tuned in F in three octaves; Someone sings the "Forging Song" (Nothung! Nothung! Neidliches Schwert!)

 

[CafeBleu]

and you have something intangible

I put in the opposite: 18 anvils tuned in F in three octaves; Someone sings the "Forging Song" (Nothung! Nothung! Neidliches Schwert!)

And I prepare myself for a ring-fest!

I put in the Nibelung's ring..

 

[pathology_liz]

And I prepare myself for a ring-fest!

I put in the Nibelung's ring..

and you get some crappy poem :

Nürburgring, Nibelung's ring, my ding a ling, the Kings ring.


I put in my ex-partners Hobbit feet. (yeap they really were gross)

 

[CafeBleu]

and you get some crappy poem :

Nürburgring, Nibelung's ring, my ding a ling, the Kings ring.


I put in my ex-partners Hobbit feet. (yeap they really were gross)

And you get a slightly shorter ex-partner, with a side order of a mention in a Stephen King novel...

I put in said partner's now redundant slippers..

 

[pathology_liz]

And you get a slightly shorter ex-partner, with a side order of a mention in a Stephen King novel...

I put in said partner's now redundant slippers..

and looking out the window at the snow; I read slipper and I hear ice.

I put in a myriad memories of sledging down hill. Fearless halcyon days.

 

[CafeBleu]

and looking out the window at the snow; I read slipper and I hear ice.

I put in a myriad memories of sledging down hill. Fearless halcyon days.

And, instantly, I regret disposing of our old and beaten-up sled last spring.

I put in the plaster cast that was the result of one such excursion.

 

[pathology_liz]

And, instantly, I regret disposing of our old and beaten-up sled last spring.

I put in the plaster cast that was the result of once such excursion.

I hope you wouldn't have it any other way. Life is for living...

I put in my Uncles LandRover (I fell off aged 6, and broke an arm)

 

[CafeBleu]

I hope you wouldn't have it any other way. Life is for living...

I put in my Uncles LandRover (I fell off aged 6, and broke an arm)

And unless you have obtained prior permission, you will henceforth be known as a 'twoccer'

I put in the childhood joy usually experienced before such bone snapping incidents.

I have to go now thanks for playing

 

[Austin8]

And unless you have obtained prior permission, you will henceforth be known as a 'twoccer'

I put in the childhood joy usually experienced before such bone snapping incidents.

I have to go now thanks for playing

said joy is still out there to experience! football!

I put in a Rooney jersey, display only.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

said joy is still out there to experience! football!

I put in a Rooney jersey, display only.

and you get Little Anna Ruiny, under her brella mid peddle med puddle, ninnygoing, nannygoing, nancing by.

I put in an endless trip on Dublin's ring road...

 

[CafeBleu]

and you get Little Anna Ruiny, under her brella mid peddle med puddle, ninnygoing, nannygoing, nancing by.

I put in an endless trip on Dublin's ring road...

And you perhaps reveal your real name to be Leopold Bloom.

I put in the awakening mental wanderings of a certain Finnegan.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you perhaps reveal your real name to be Leopold Bloom.

I put in the awakening mental wanderings of a certain Finnegan.

and Here Comes Everybody! Hic Cubat Edilis! Even Humphrey, the Chipden Earwicker hisself! wishing all the jungfries a Happy Christmas, Everyone!

I put in an end of a beginning...

 

[Deleted member 1251157]

I put in an end of a beginning...

and you get Susej the Omega of the Alpha

I put Loyola and Gandhi in a ring

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get Susej the Omega of the Alpha

I put Loyola and Gandhi in a ring

and the announcer declares that it's a two-out-of-three falls match while the b ring girl struts around in her string bikini with a sign announcing the end of civilization as we know it.

I put in a last call at Closing Time...

 

[Deleted member 1251157]

and the announcer declares that it's a two-out-of-three falls match while the b ring girl struts around in her string bikini with a sign announcing the end of civilization as we know it.

I put in a last call at Closing Time...

and I ask you to go and fetch me a last one, please

Aspirin or Alka-Seltzer?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and I ask you to go and fetch me a last one, please

Aspirin or Alka-Seltzer?

and Leonard Cohen serves it from the bar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao0BdtZr2_M


I put in a request for a last dance...